Written by Bill Blank
Directed by Patrick Towne

Petey "The Hat" John Sylvain
Robbie "The Cheese" Jon Kellan
Fingers Adam Bitterman
The Waitress Sonia Dietrich

Part I of Bill Blank's triumphant If This is Little Italy, Imagine What the Big One's Like. Follow a coupla low level mobsters who get in way over their heads. Robbie "The Cheese" and Petey "The Hat" wrestle intrigue, deception, and more twists than a roomfull of martinis. You may see the plot twists coming like a tsunami from the beach but our heroes are always one step behind. Look at it this way: If you crossed The Honeymooners with Goodfellas, sadly, you'd end up Getting the Fingers.