ABOUT THE AUTHOR
seventy-something-y years on the Earth,
The Doctor's miraculously given birth
To thirty-three books for fun, smart girls and boys,
From which they've made movies and snack foods and toys.
whit, of his books, the beloved-most are
So What Does Your Thing Do?, Get Into the Car!,
The Hooker-y Cooker-y, Give Mom a Smack!,
And Pix Needs a Fix, writ with Jack Kerouac.
no longer lives now in Lake Minnetonka,
But in a vast compound in Southern Sri Lanka
Where he grows his facial hair down to his knees
And dabbles in breeding exotic pink bees.
queries to the good Doctor should be made
via his literary agent,
to the Main Dr. Jeuss page