One hell of a dynasty.
Written & Directed by Gerald McClanahan
in 2001 by EMPIRE! - The Hollywood Years!
| Detective Halston
|| Jim Tosney
Bil Garrity and Tamar Fortgang
tale of High Intrigue! High Rises! High Hopes! And Low-Cut Dresses!
auteur genius who brought us All
About Eva and HEIST!: The Musical!
The cost, to
Archipelago Delgado, to buy the silence of Storm Canterbury, who
witnessed an attempted murder: $10
The cost, to Flora
Jean, of a rinse and a cut at Dandy Delgado's hair salon and the
opportunity to bear his child: $60
The cost, to Jinx
Sheffield, of an ill-fitting off-the-rack Bob Mackie rip-off: $429
The look on
Candleabra Sheffield Delgado's face when Chastisty Smythe, her
demure secretary, revealed that she is the unacknowledged daughter
of Forrest Sheffield (Candleabra's first husband): Priceless!
There are some
people money can't buy.
For everyone else, there's EMPIRE!
UP FOR GRABS
|SHEFFIELD MANOR: 32rm mnsion
in exclusv area. Prev owner deceased. Current
tenant situation up in air. w.10 mstr bdrms for easy bd
hopping. Library & drwng rm for
reading of fake wills. Lrg kitch incls full cutlery set
for convnt bckstbng. Amenities incl: hot/cold running
treachery and central air of distrust thru-out house.
Grounds incl: (loyal) srvnts qrtrs & stable w. virile
wrkstff. A MUST SEE! All inquiries should contact EMPIRE!
Piper Henry as "Caprice
Worthington" as Chastity Smythe
Sullivan as "Whimsey Salsbury" as Jinx
Jonathan Goldstein as
"Beethoven Rasmussen" as Archipelago
Timbre Henning as "Special
Guest Star, Elan" as Candleabra
Sharon MacMenamin as Haughty Sheffield
Shelley Wenk as Detective Epiphany Weathers
Jill Bennett and Tom Chalmers as Flora Jean and