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F&L #20 - NIGHT ONE: Saturday, March 27, 2004 @ 10pm
Light Operator: Julie Alexander / Sound Operator: Joe Jordan

SQUIRRELS NEVER SLEEP
Written by Padraic Duffy, Directed by Scott Rabinowitz

PRESIDENTIAL NICKNAME: "Napoleon of the Stump"
FIRST LADY NICKNAME: "Pickles"

SLAPPY MACPANTS, PRANCING JACKSON AND THE FRENCH TICKLER
Written by Paul Plunkett, Directed by Eric T. Werner

PRESIDENTIAL NICKNAME: "Old Eight to Seven"
FIRST LADY NICKNAME: "Her Satanic Majesty"

WHERE THE BUFFALO HANG
Written by Jenelle Riley, Directed by Aaron Francis

PRESIDENTIAL NICKNAME: "The Hangman of Buffalo"
FIRST LADY NICKNAME: "Dragon Lady""

TWO LINES AND A DOT
Written by David LM Mcintyre, Directed by Victoria Parello

PRESIDENTIAL NICKNAME: "The Rail-Splitter"
FIRST LADY NICKNAME: "Ladybird"

F&L #20 - NIGHT TWO: Saturday, April 3, 2004 @ 10pm
Light Operator: Aaron Francis / Sound Operator: Joe Jordan

WAR PIG
Written by Padraic Duffy, Directed by Scott Rabinowitz

BLACK SABBATH SONG TITLE: "War Pigs"
BARRY WHITE SONG TITLE: "It's Ecstasy When You Lay Down Next To Me"

MAYBE DADDIES LIKE ONE BETTER THAN TWO
Written by Paul Plunkett, Directed by Victoria Parello

BLACK SABBATH SONG TITLE: "Hand of Doom"
BARRY WHITE SONG TITLE: "Don't Make Me Wait Too Long"

OCCAM'S RAZOR
Written by Gerald McClanahan, Directed by Eric T. Werner

BLACK SABBATH SONG TITLE: "Electric Funeral"
BARRY WHITE SONG TITLE: "I'll Do For You Anything You Want Me To"

BREAKING THE NEWS
Written by Jenelle Riley, Directed by Ben Rock

F&L #20 - NIGHT THREE: Saturday, April 10, 2004 @ 10pm
Light Operator: Aaron Francis / Sound Operator: Joe Jordan

EVERY MAN'S FANTASY
Written by Jenelle Riley, Directed by Jacob Sidney Dietzman

John Wuchte ("Seymour")	Andrea Ruth ("Edna")	April Wade ("Roxie")

BODILY HUMOR: Sanguine
GOOD HUMOR: Drumstick

PASSION OF THE ORANGE
Written by David LM Mcintyre, Directed by Aaron Francis

BODILY HUMOR: Choleric
GOOD HUMOR: Creamsicle

MELANCHOLIC ESKIMO PIE
Written by Tom Chalmers, Directed by Ruth Silveira

Frank Stasio ("Nelson")	Jamie Bullock ("Christie")	Brandon Clark ("Kent")

BODILY HUMOR: Melancholic
GOOD HUMOR: Eskimo Pie

WRITERS ARE EVIL
Written by Paul Plunkett, Directed by Eric T. Werner

Stacy Chbosky ("Janet") & Iris Bahr ("Judy")	Mikhail Blokh ("John")	Amir Talai ("The Ubercheese")

BODILY HUMOR: Phlegmatic
GOOD HUMOR: Push-Up

F&L #20 - NIGHT FOUR: Saturday, April 17, 2004 @ 10pm
Light Operator: Philip Wofford / Sound Operator: Joe Jordan
(Tabloid Headlines were drawn in two pieces - the first half of each
sentence was randomly matched with a second half for the sentence)

EVIL MOLE PEOPLE FROM HELL
Written by Paul Plunkett, Directed by Jacob Sidney Dietzman

TABLOID HEADLINE:  "Evil Mole People... From Hell!"

DR. MOBIUS AND THE SPACE SPIDERS
Written by Gerald McClanahan, Directed by Mark McClain Wilson

David LM Mcintyre ("Dr. Mobius")	Frank Stasio ("Bill")	Anthony Backman ("Kippy")

TABLOID HEADLINE:  "Space Spiders... Attacking Stupid Folks!"

MUMMY KNOWS BEST*
* And Other Bad Puns
Written by Jenelle Riley, Directed by Ben Rock

Stephanie Dees ("Maude") & Jamie Bullock ("Sarah")	Julie Mullen ("Mummy")

TABLOID HEADLINE:  "3000 Year-Old Mummy... Found on the Moon!"

PLUMBING
Written by Padraic Duffy, Directed by Elizabeth Barnes Keener

April Wade ("Rebecca") & Brandon Clark ("Sexy Plumber")	Sexy Plumber at work!

TABLOID HEADLINE:  "Chastity Belt... Claims Third Plumber in Eight Years!"

F&L #20 - NIGHT FIVE: Saturday, April 24, 2004 @ 10pm
Light Operator: Tom Kiesche / Sound Operator: Joe Jordan
(This week's variables were taken from the website of Francesco Vitali,
whose critically acclaimed production of "Hamlet" had just closed.)

WHO'S THERE?
Written by David LM Mcintyre, Directed by Eric T. Werner

Frank Stasio ("Man") & April Wade ("Woman 1")	V. Kim Blish ("Woman 2")

WHAT FRANKO IS: Philosopher
WHAT FRANKO DOES: I Laugh

UNTITLED
Written by Jaime Robledo, Directed by Elizabeth Barnes Keener

Michael Lanahan ("Marine")	Brandon Clark ("Schlub") & Anthony Backman ("Assassin")	Amir Talai ("Gambler")

WHAT FRANKO IS: Dreamer
WHAT FRANKO DOES: I Long

FEELING REAL
Written by Paul Plunkett, Directed by Aaron Francis

Andrea Ruth ("Patient")	Iris Bahr ("Psychiatrist")

WHAT FRANKO IS: Real
WHAT FRANKO DOES: I Feel

NO SUCH THING AS BAD PUBLICITY
Written by Jenelle Riley, Directed by Mark McClain Wilson

John Wuchte ("Francesco")	Analisa Brouet ("Patty") & Julie Mullen ("Selma)

WHAT FRANKO IS: Explorer
WHAT FRANKO DOES: I Mourn

F&L #20 - NIGHT SIX: Saturday, May 1, 2004 @ 10pm
GUEST HOST: Philip Wofford
Light Operator: Andy Wolf / Sound Operator: Joe Jordan
(This week's variables were haikus randomly generated by this website.)

CELEBRATING MR. LAWRENCE SPENCEBERGER'S
"BAD FLOWERS RETIRE
SMOKE MESMERIZES THE LEAVES
SHIPS BEND THE PETALS"
Written by Paul Plunkett, Directed by Tom Chalmers

Cast:
Julie Mullen ("Tammy")
April Wade ("Myra")
Andrea Ruth ("Sally")

RANDOM HAIKU:
Bad flowers retire / Smoke mesmerizes the leaves / Ships bend the petals

MIND GAMES
Written by Jenelle Riley, Directed by Eric Werner

Cast:
Amir Talai ("Waylon")
Analisa Brouet ("Marge")
Carla Jo Bailey ("Sunny")

RANDOM HAIKU:
Profiles move spices / Kindly, broken eyes return / Feared joy breaks stanzas

A LITTLE OFF THE TOP OF THE HEAD
Written by Gerald McClanahan, Directed by Elizabeth Barnes Keener

Cast:
Bruno Oliver ("Angelo")
Frank Stasio ("Saul")
Brandon Clark ("Art")
Anthony Backman ("Manny")

RANDOM HAIKU:
A lover clashes / Earth sets therefore arrows talk / The old lakes turn

POVERTY BURNS CATS
Written by Padraic Duffy, Directed by Aaron Francis

Cast:
Stephanie Dees ("Helga")
Corey Klemow ("Skars")

RANDOM HAIKU:
A grotto clashes / A duet catches a sun / Poverty burns cats