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SACRED FOOLS | FAST & LOOSE #21 - LATE-NIGHT F&L!

FAST & LOOSE #21:
LATE-NIGHT FAST & LOOSE!

Produced by Dean Cameron
& Padraic Duffy


 
4 All-New Premieres each week!
Served piping hot!

Hosted by
HENRY
DITTMAN

F&L #21 - NIGHT ONE: Friday, May 21, 2004 @ 11pm
Light Operator: Aaron Francis

IT'S NO GLUTTON FALLS
Written by Dean Cameron, Directed by Ben Rock
Cast: Sharon Bart ("Jessie"), Ceciley Jenkins ("Maggie"), Linda Bailey Walsh ("Ruth")
SONG POEM TITLE: "The Watusi Whing Ding Girl"
OBJECT: Enormous Thumb

TOO SHORT
Written by David LM Mcintyre, Direced by Scott Rabinowitz
Cast: Frank Stasio ("Herb"), Karl Maschek ("Chuck"), Corey Klemow ("Bruce")
SONG POEM TITLE: "Betsy and Her Goat"
OBJECT:
Enormous Cup

EARTHENWARE
Written by Scott Stein, Directed by Lara Schwartzberg
Cast: Anthony Backman ("Pumpkin"), Stacy Chbosky ("Walnut"), Julie Mullen ("Yam")
SONG POEM TITLE: "I Am a Ginseng Digger"
OBJECT: Enormous Tennis Shoe

a sketch of a money with an erection and a scarf
Written by Padraic Duffy, Directed by Jacob Sidney Dietzman
Cast: David Packer ("Ralph"), Conor Duffy ("Skip"), Tenaya Cleveland ("Nancy")
SONG POEM TITLE: "Facts About Crack"
OBJECT:
A painting of a monkey with an erection & a scarf

F&L #21 - NIGHT TWO: Friday, May 28, 2004 @ 11pm
Light Operator: Sarah McKinley Oakes / Sound Operator: David LM Mcintyre

MAN-BIRTH AND YOU
Written by Paul Plunkett, Directed by Meredith Anne Patt
Cast: Conor Duffy ("Don"), Tom Chalmers ("Rick"), Mathew Moore ("Todd"), Anthony Backman ("Gary")
FOREIGN WORD: Enza
MEMORY: First Birth

SHODDY FREUD, EH?
Written by Joe Jordan, Directed by Analisa Brouet
Cast: Frank Stasio ("Franck"), Ceciley Jenkins ("Kimmy"), Beverly Hynds ("Gerta")
FOREIGN WORD: Schadenfreude
MEMORY: First Job

DEJA-DIE, MY LOVE
Written by Julie Mullen, Directed by Lara Schwartzberg
Cast: April Wade ("Bridget"), Brandon Clark ("Harold")
FOREIGN WORD: Deja Vu
MEMORY: First Death

VERFREMDUNGSEFFEKT!
Written by Padraic Duffy, Directed by Ben Rock
Cast: Julie Alexander ("Mrs. Cavendish"), Sharon "Shea" Bart ("Sandy"), Tamara Santana ("Patty")
FOREIGN WORD: Verfremdungseffekt
MEMORY: First Day of School

F&L #21 - NIGHT THREE: Friday, June 4, 2004 @ 11pm
Light Operator: Sarah McKinley Oakes / Sound Operator: Tom Kiesche

MAKE DUMMY FOR GRAND PRIZE
Written by Padraic Duffy, Directed by Lara Schwartzberg
Cast: Anthony Backman ("Dummy"), Scott Rabinowitz ("Ventriloquist"), Martha Marion ("Woman")
LOST: "Lost Samsung Sprint phone... silver.  Battery should be dead by now but display reads 'eat me' when on."
FOUND: "Make Dummy"

VIRGINIA KEYS
Written by Tom Kiesche, Directed by Josh Moyse
Cast: Maggie Marion ("Joan"), Beverly Hynds ("Helen"), Jules Bruff ("Ywee")
LOST: "Keys with a clear blue VA beach keyring with a whale on it and a picture of daughter."
FOUND: "You Must Not Be From Here"

WHAT BOX ARE WE IN?
Written by Ruth Silveira, Directed by Ben Rock
Cast: Tenaya Cleveland ("Pansy"), Frank Stasio ("Joe Lively"), Linda Bailey Walsh ("Miranda")
LOST: "U.S. Government Identification Badge.  Likely fell on floor or right side of back seat of vehicle."
FOUND: "That Box"

RANDOM PROSPECTS
Written by Gerald McClanahan, Direced by Jacob Sidney Dietzman
Cast: Mathew Moore ("Benjamin"), Tom Chalmers ("Truman Fransworth"), Brandon Clark ("Caleb")
LOST: "Box: white, taped for mailing.  No address label."
FOUND: "Hard to Get"

F&L #21 - NIGHT FOUR: Friday, June 11, 2004 @ 11pm
Light Operator: Aaron Francis / Sound Operator: David LM Mcintyre

THE DANCING COWBOY
Written by Paul Plunkett, Directed by Ruth Silveira
Cast: Jessica Hanna ("Olga"), Laura Esposito ("Sally"), Brandon Clark ("The Dancing Cowboy")
REAGANISM: Cowboy
STORY CARD: And I... Danced

AND THE WIZARD RAN
Written by Scott Stein, Directed by Lara Schwartzberg
Cast: Corey Klemow ("Wizard"), Anthony Backman ("Sailor")
REAGANISM: Hostages
STORY CARD: And the Wizard... Ran

LOVE ON SPEED, aka BITCHES ARE TROUBLE
Written by Jenelle Riley, Directed by Meredith Anne Patt
Cast: Holly Gabrielson ("Lisa"), Martha Marion ("Marge"), Jennifer Wilson ("Belle"), Frank Stasio ("Ned")
REAGANISM: Tear Down This Wall
STORY CARD: And We... Got in Trouble

WOMEN ARE FROM VENUS, MEN ARE STUPID
Written by Aaron Francis, Directed by Jacob Sidney Dietzman
Cast: Ceciley Jenkins ("Clare"), Conor Duffy ("K.B."), Mathew Moore ("B.D.")
REAGANISM: Arms
STORY CARD: And Two Porcupines... Jingled

F&L #21 - NIGHT FIVE: Friday, June 18, 2004 @ 11pm
Light Operator: Sarah McKinley Oakes / Sound Operator: Jennifer Wilson

THE IMPORTANT APOSTROPHE
Written by Dean Cameron, Directed by Back Sanderson
Cast: Maggie Marion ("Sue"), Crystal Keith ("Tanya"), Adam Harrington ("Sport")
DAD TAUGHT YOU: Sports Tips
SPAM SUBJECT LINE: Little Johnny is asking for satisfaction

BACKGROUND CHECK FOR LOVERS
Written by Alexis Butler & Rory Kelly, Directed by Jacob Sidney Dietzman
Cast: Jessica Hanna ("Ally"), Mathew Moore ("Luther"), Lara Schwartzberg ("Casey"), Frank Stasio ("Karl")
DAD TAUGHT YOU: Fishing
SPAM SUBJECT LINE: Embarrassed? Not anymore!  Luther Fife.

SAD FIG
Written by Padraic Duffy, Directed by Meredith Anne Patt
Cast: Jules Bruff ("Claire"), Andrea Ruth ("Jenny"), Karl Maschek ("Philip")
DAD TAUGHT YOU: Fighting
SPAM SUBJECT LINE: Little Friend Depressed?

THEN THERE IS?
Written by David LM Mcintyre, Directed by Aaron Francis
Cast: Alex Cruz ("Bicyclist"), Anthony Backman ("Box Guy")
DAD TAUGHT YOU: Riding a bicycle
SPAM SUBJECT LINE: Rid yourself today

F&L #21 - NIGHT SIX: Friday, June 25, 2004 @ 11pm
Light Operator: Sarah McKinley Oakes / Sound Operator: David LM Mcintyre
This week's FAST & LOOSE was an experiment:  Can all four authors, working independently,
create one full-length play based on various shared variables and recurring characters? 

A LEGEND FOR MISTER SNICKERS' RING

Scene One ("Crazy Love")
Written by Jenelle Riley, Directed by Lara Schwartzberg
Cast: Corey Klemow ("Ted, the Stuttering Cowboy"), Frank Stasio ("Mr. Snickers, the Dead Demon"), Frank Smith ("Dr. Hibbert")
PLACE: A distant star
FIRST LINE: "Stop me if you've heard this one before."
LAST LINE: "Well, that's why we're here."

Scene Two
Written by Gerald McClanahan, Directed by Ruth Silveira
Cast: Anthony Backman ("Ted, the Stuttering Cowboy"), Martha Marion ("Annabelle, the Blind Pro Rollerhockey Coach")
PLACE: Grandma's House
FIRST LINE: "Well, that's why we're here."
LAST LINE: "This is crazy."

Scene Three
Written by Dean Cameron, Directed by Aaron Francis
Cast: Mathew Moore ("Ted, the Stuttering Cowboy"), Beverly Hynds ("Aunt Beasely, the Sweaty-Palmed Assassin"), Jessie Marion ("Elena")
PLACE: The Ice Age
FIRST LINE: "This is crazy."
LAST LINE: "I love you."

Scene Four
Written by Padraic Duffy, Directed by Meredith Anne Patt
Cast: Jessica Hanna ("Aunt Beasely, the Sweaty-Palmed Assassin"), Alex Cruz ("Mr. Snickers, the Dead Demon"), Ceciley Jenkins ("Angel 1"), Julie Mullen ("Angel 2")
PLACE: The Desert
FIRST LINE: "I love you."
LAST LINE: "Wait, where's your mom?"