F&L #22 - NIGHT ONE: Saturday, Sept 18, 2004 @ 11pm
Hosted by Henry Dittman
Light Operator: Hans Gelpke / Sound Operator: Julie Mullen

RED FRUIT
Written by Scott Stein, Directed by Eric Werner
Cast: Michael Dunn ("Jonny"), Tenaya Cleveland ("Senorita"), Kathi Copeland ("Mary")
WORD JAZZ: "Crimson"
NATURAL DISASTER: Hurricane

ART ACROSS OUR NATION
Written by Julie Mullen, Directed by Aaron Francis
Cast: Vanessa Claire Perkins ("Edie"), Lisa Anne Nicolai ("Peace")
WORD JAZZ: "Windshield Wipers"
NATURAL DISASTERS: Fire

THE PICCOLO GARDEN
Written by Padraic Duffy, Directed by Jacob Sidney Dietzman
Cast: Bruno Oliver ("Less"), Melissa Roddy ("Madge"), Corey Klemow ("More"), Jennifer Wilson ("Peggy")
WORD JAZZ: "Piccolos"
NATURAL DISASTER: Earthquake

GO WITH THE FLOW
Written by David LM Mcintyre, Directed by Karl Maschek
Cast: Frank Smith ("Kenny"), Mikhail Blokh ("Phil"), Paul Plunkett ("Sam")
WORD JAZZ: "Tears"
NATURAL DISASTER: Tidal Wave

F&L #22 - NIGHT TWO: Saturday, Sept 25, 2004 @ 11pm
Hosted by DUBYA & ARNIE
Light Operator: Hans Gelpke / Sound Operator: Joe Jordan

THE TALE OF BARBALOCA
Written by Joe Jordan, Directed by Jacob Sidney Dietzman
Cast: Samantha Elkin ("Arlene"), Stephanie Dees ("Joyce"), Brandon Clark ("The Dread Pirate Barbaloca")
DRUG EUPHEMISM: "Biscuit"
SEX ACT EUPHEMISM: "The Angry Pirate"

DIABOLICAL
Written by Jamie Robledo, Directed by Adam Bitterman
Cast: Frank Stasio ("The Writer"), Jenifer Hamel ("Mostly Women"), Ceciley Jenkins ("Mostly Men")
DRUG EUPHEMISM: "Rainy Day Woman"
SEX ACT EUPHEMISM: "The Cement Mixer"

SNOW DAZE
Written by Tom Chalmers, Directed by Merry Alderman
Cast: Julie Mullen ("Lunch Lady"), Alex Cruz ("Jake")
DRUG EUPHEMISM: "Snow"
SEX ACT EUPHEMISM: "The Lunch Lady"

SWEEPING THROUGH THE GATES WASHED BY THE BLOOD OF THE LAMB
Written by Julia Edwards, Directed by Karl Maschek
Cast: Melissa Roddy ("Betsy"), Eric Johnson ("Stevie"), Anthony Backman ("Martin"), David LM Mcintyre ("Graham")
DRUG EUPHEMISM: "Speed"
SEX ACT EUPHEMISM: "The Rusty Trombone"

F&L #22 - NIGHT THREE: Saturday, Oct 2, 2004 @ 11pm
Hosted by LAURA BUSH
Light Operator: Hans Gelpke / Sound Operator: David LM Mcintyre

THE WORST THING ABOUT GARY
Written by Aaron Francis, Directed by Ben Rock
Cast: Jessica Hanna ("Samantha"), Donna Tina Charles ("Pamela"), Jay Bogdanowitsch ("Gary")
OPENING LINE OF BOOK: "The worst thing about knowing Gary was dead was seeing him every day at work."
CLOSING LINE OF BOOK: "He walked towards the faintly humming, glowing town, quickly."

THE LIONS OF AFRICA
Written by Gerald McClanahan, Directed by Eric Werner
Cast: Frank Stasio ("Hopper"), Steve Tanner ("Bigelow")
OPENING LINE OF BOOK: "When the office door opened suddenly, I knew the game was up."
CLOSING LINE OF BOOK: "The old man was dreaming about the lions."

SUPER HERO SCHOOL
Written by Lara Schwartzberg, Directed by Peter Mattsson
Cast: Jenifer Hamel ("Ladybug Girl"), Mary Sutherland ("Lab Lass"), Julie Alexander ("Chlora")
OPENING LINE OF BOOK: "A screaming comes across the sky."
CLOSING LINE OF BOOK: "The line is everything."

THE MAN IN THE MIRROR
Written by Jenelle Riley, Directed by Merry Alderman
Cast: Anthony Backman ("Clark"), David Huynh ("Billy"), Corey Klemow ("Roger"), Carla Jo Bailey ("Kelsey")
OPENING LINE OF BOOK: "In the beginning, sometimes I left messages in the street."
CLOSING LINE OF BOOK: "And if you want to know what that reason is, just take a look in the mirror."

F&L #22 - NIGHT FOUR: Saturday, Oct 9, 2004 @ 11pm
Hosted by BARR, POPPY and HEWHO
Light Operator: Hans Gelpke / Sound Operator: Corey Klemow

BALLOONS
Written by Padraic Duffy, Directed by Aaron Francis
Cast: Alex Cruz ("Rich"), Mathew Moore ("Larry"), Rob Kerkovich ("Bruce"), Jules Bruff ("Lettie")
CRACKER JACK PRIZE: Ring
LAFFY TAFFY JOKE: "What do you call a monkey who loves potato chips?  ...a chipmonk!"

FLICK
Written by Jacqueline Wright, Directed by John Wuchte
Cast: Ed Goodman ("Hide and Seek"), Sondra Mayer ("Encroachment")
CRACKER JACK PRIZE: Magnifying Glass
LAFFY TAFFY JOKE: "Why did the banana leave the cinema?  ...the film didn't appeal to him!"

MAJOR LEAGUE HERO
Written by Tom Kiesche, Directed by Tenaya Cleveland
Cast: Vanessa Claire Perkins ("Toy"), Yvonne Fisher ("Jackie"), Dave Matos ("Bobby Bocents")
CRACKER JACK PRIZE: Doll
LAFFY TAFFY JOKE: "What do you call a crab that plays baseball?  ...a pinch hitter!"

BACK AT THE MARBLE INN
Written by Bob DeRosa, Directed by Rory Kelly
Cast: Ceciley Jenkins ("Meredith"), Brandon Clark ("Hank"), Crystal Keith ("Rachel")
CRACKER JACK PRIZE: Marble
LAFFY TAFFY JOKE: "Who greets you at a haunted house?  ...a host ghost."

F&L #22 - NIGHT FIVE: Saturday, Oct 16, 2004 @ 11pm
Produced by Padraic Duffy & Dean Cameron
Hosted by HENRY DITTMAN
Light Operator: Hans Gelpke / Sound Operator: Paul Plunkett

This week's FAST & LOOSE was an experiment:  Can all four authors, working independently,
create one full-length play based on various shared variables and recurring characters? 

CUBBY'S SUBMARINE

Scene One
Written by Dean Cameron, Directed by Scott Rabinowitz
Cast: David LM Mcintyre ("Man #4, the air-quoting sausage maker"), Ceciley Jenkins ("Cubby, the faux-English smithy"), Martha Marion ("Mrs. Benedict")
PLACE: A submarine
FIRST LINE: "Nice hot cup of coffee."
LAST LINE: "They steal everything."

Scene Two
Written by Paul Plunkett, Directed by Aaron Francis
Cast: Jacob Sidney ("Man #4, the air-quoting sausage maker"), Tenaya Cleveland ("The Hawk, the kleptomaniac taxidermist"), Rob Kerkovich ("Sarge"), Jennifer Wilson ("Chi Chi")
PLACE: Fall, 1972
FIRST LINE: "They steal everything."
LAST LINE: "Sorry, Sarge, I thought that was my horse."

Scene Three
Written by Padraic Duffy, Directed by Mark McClain Wilson
Cast: Alex Cruz ("Man #4, the air-quoting sausage maker"), Crystal Keith ("Francesca, the narcoleptic cosmonaut")
PLACE: Pamplona
FIRST LINE: "Sorry, Sarge, I thought that was my horse."
LAST LINE: "If might is right, then love has no place in the world."

Scene Four
Written by Steve Chbosky, Directed by Jessie Marion
Cast: Carla Jo Bailey ("Francesca, the narcoleptic cosmonaut"), Corey Klemow ("Spencer Benedict, the eager voice teacher"), Mathew Moore ("Old Man")
PLACE: Noah's Ark
FIRST LINE: "If might is right, then love has no place in the world."
LAST LINE: "I know you like the back of my hand."