I WROTE THIS is "an ingenious idea... as funny as it is fascinating,"
and TEN WEST "will keep you laughing on the ride home"!
-BackStage West  (Read the full review!)

Find your inner child at Sacred Fools
with two great shows in one evening!

A caged baby.  Dangerous scientific
experiments.  A greedy Queen.  A difficult
pregnancy.  Moral outrage.  And more.
Kids notice more than you think.
directed by Corey Klemow & Ruth Silveira
more details below
Vaudevillian comedy to make your
sides split and your heart hurt.
written & performed by TEN WEST
(Jon Monastero & Stephen Simon)
directed by Bryan Coffee
"Quaint & sweet, borrowing a little
from Bill Irwin, Jerry Lewis & their
own twinned personalities...
these guys are headed somewhere
very interesting." -Chicago Tribune
more details at
NOTE TO PARENTS:  Although children will
enjoy I Wrote This!, the show contains two
sequences that may be inappropriate or
too intense for very young children.
need to have children to attend or enjoy this show.
You just need to have been a child. 


Taylor, Shelley & Stephen in "The Sphere of Darkness"

Opening Thursday, Jan. 19 @ 8pm
then runs Fri-Sat @ 8pm / Sun @ 7pm

Stephen, Jon & Tenaya in "Escape From Mars"
Special Matinee of I WROTE THIS!
(without "Ten West")
Sunday, Jan. 29 @ 2pm
Reception afterwards w/cookies & milk!
7pm show on Sunday, Jan. 29 is
Pay-What-You-Can at the Box Office!
Adults: $15 (Matinee - $10)
Kids 12 and under: Always $5
Reservations: (310) 281-8337
or Purchase Tickets Online!
Click here to guarantee your tickets online!
Map to the Theater
Jon, Taylor & David in "You Are A Idiot"

(Roll over the pictures to see the authors all grown up!)
Queen Bad of the Jewels
by Jessie Marion, age 5
Escape From Mars
by Corey Klemow, age 10
The Sphere of Darkness
by Amir Talai, age 9
Life is Not Easy, Part III
(Chapter 1: It's Hard Being
a Baby)
by Vanessa Perkins, age 9
A Poem About Cowboys
by Becky Harrison, age 5
The Real People
by Ruthie Silveira, age 4
Beautiful Thing's
by Tenaya Cleveland,
age 6
The Little Farmar
and Math Homework
by Dara Klemow, age 5
Brandon (Alex)
a.k.a. You Are A Idiot
by Ariadne Shaffer, age 7
A Letter To My Dad
by Dean Eikleberry, age 4
and The Magic Moment:
A Brief Introduction to the
Rest of the Series

by Jenelle Riley, age 9
The Crown Bird
and The Room Within
by Padraic Duffy, age 9
(going on 10 next week)

Brandon Clark, Tenaya Cleveland, Kirstin Eggers,
David LM McIntyre, Jon Monastero,
Taylor Parker, Stephen Simon & Shelley Wenk

Assistant Director/Choreographer
Stage Manager/Lighting Designer
Sound Designer
Set Designer
Costume Designers

Costume Assistant
Publicity Photos
Associate Producers

Jessie Marion
Hans Gelpke
Jason Tuttle
Carlos Fedos
Ruth Silveira
Rachel Bickley
Monica De La Cruz
Lou Burnstein
Desi Doyen
John Mitchell
Frank Stasio

"You Are A Idiot" Arranged & Recorded by Brenda Varda
(based on a tune by Ariadne Shaffer)

Jon, Stephen, Tenaya & David in "Escape From Mars"



BackStage West

Sometimes in theatre a great idea is ruined by poor execution, or vice versa. I Wrote This, the first half of this production, is one of those happy times when an ingenious idea has bloomed to its fullest potential through creative direction and delightful acting. It is a series of short pieces written by current and former Sacred Fools members-back when they were ages 4-10. These child-authored texts remain unaltered, except for one or two brief additions, but they have been staged and performed with all seriousness by adults. The result is a type of primitive art that is as funny as it is fascinating. 

I Wrote This contains 16 pieces, ranging from a few seconds to 15 minutes long. Each piece is announced by a small child's voiceover and performed by the ensemble of eight actors. There are several gems, beginning with Life Is Not Easy, Part III: Chapter 1: It's Hard Being a Baby, penned by Vanessa Perkins when she was 9. The rudimentary tale about a child with purple eyes (Kirstin Eggers) and an adventure in the woods is performed as a serious drama, complete with grammatical mistakes and several passages that make little or no sense. Ariadne Shaffer, at 7, wrote (Brandon) Alex, a.k.a. You Are a Idiot. Choreographed by Jessie Marion, this is a minimusical about two co-workers who make rude noises and play dirty tricks, until they suffer the wrath of their co-workers. The funniest segment, Beautiful Thing's, is a video of an illustrated story by Tenaya C. Cleveland, who wrote it when she was 6-and-three-quarters years old and who, as an adult in the cast, narrates her work. Cleveland's story about her brother's birth has been turned into a melodrama worthy of a movie on the Lifetime network. 

Corey Klemow and Ruth Silveira direct I Wrote This as if they were working with the plays of David Mamet, including one piece that is simply math equations. By adding adult emotion to immature words, they have developed complexities to be seen in few plays. The ensemble is strong, in particular Eggers, who is wonderfully evil as a ruler named Queen Bad.

In Ten West, the production's second half, a clown duo of Jon Monastero and Stephen Simon offer a hit-and-miss series of sketches, though the ones that work make it worth staying the extra 45 minutes. The wordless routine, complete with bowlers and briefcases, takes its cue from Charlie Chaplin and other silent-movie icons. In the opening scene the two try to get their hands unstuck from each other. Most of it is well-executed tried-and-true material. One notable exception is when Monastero plays with a pair of dolls. As Johnny Cash's epic "Hurt" plays, Monastero re-creates a tragic romantic tale that Ken and Barbie have never known; it will keep you laughing on the ride home.

Bryan Coffee, director of Ten West, has ably assisted Simon and Monastero by keeping the scenes brief and energetic. Both performers are remarkably expressive, conveying several nice comic moments with little more than glances or shoulder shrugs. 

This show looks into the minds of children through the eyes of adults. It's a wonderful combination.

-- Jeff Favre
2006 BackStage West

Accessibly Live Off-Line

The Sacred Fools Theater presents a double feature program--I WROTE THIS and TEN WEST, two different shows that combine comedy, drama, and a mixture of both!

The first set, I WROTE THIS, consists of a series of skits written by the Sacred Fools Theatre staff when they were kids not too many years ago. These stories, not necessarily meant to be performed to a public, let alone even seen outside of the family household, are a mixture of comedy, science fiction (lots of that), horror, and other emotions only known to the young writer. The sixteen stories range from a tale of scientists from the future creating a dangerous thing from the past (c.1987), a freak baby caged and displayed as amusement, a mini musical number stating that "you are an idiot", a tale of a rare African bird written in the style of Dr. Seuss, a Queen who becomes evil and desires all of the jewels of the world, and plenty more! The writers, consisting of Tenaya Clevland, Padric Duffy, Dean Cameron Eikleberry, Aaron Greenbaum, Becky Harrison, Corey Klemow, Dara Klemow, Jessie Marion, Vanessa Perkins, Jenelle Riley, Ariadne Shaffer, Ruthie Silveira, and Amir Talai, were between the ages of four to ten when they created these works. The ensemble cast (Brandon Clark, Tenaya Clevland, Kristin Eggers, David LM Mcintyer, Joe Monastero, Taylor Parker, Stephen Simon, and Shelly Wenk, with the voice talents of Sasha Botittia-age 8, Yogi Sylvain-age 4, and Tyson Palmisano, Jr.-age 7) play an assortment of roles and perform in plots that only kids would think of! (To add the last of names, Jessie Marion, Corey Klemow, & Ruth Silveira adapted these tales for the stage, with direction by Klemow & Silveira).

The second show, TEN WEST, stars Jon Monastero and Stephen Simon, performing in a series of skits in total pantomime in sync to selected musicial pieces. The skits are funny, and even touching. The skits and the performances resembles something one would see in some variety show airing during the early days of television (a la Red Skelton, Jackie Gleason, Red Buttons, etc.), or perhaps performed on a burlesque stage between the strip tease acts. Bryan Coffee directs these two into a kind of entertainment that has been forgotten over the many years where complex performances have been the theater norm in recent times.

Art Linkletter once stated that kids say the darnest things, and Allen Funt proved that kids could be very candid, with or without a camera! I WROTE THIS tests that kids do write what they know--more than adults would ever want to know, and TEN WEST shows that so-called 'old' vaudeville is so fresh, it's new again! One has to hand it to the Sacred Fools Theater Company--they really know how to present an original production, even if portions were finally presented some 20+ years after the fact! After all, kids will be kids--or are they??

-- Rich Borowy
2006 Accessibly Live Off-Line