AUCTION ITEMS & SCHEDULE
(schedule subject to change)

7:30

Tour of the Paramount Lot and lunch with John Billingsley (Dr. Phlox on Enterprise) including Star Trek memorabilia (Value approx. $300)

A wonderful gift for that special Trekkie in your life--and we won’t tell anyone if that special Trekkie happens to be you…  Take a personal guided tour of the Paramount Lot with President of Sacred Fools’ board of directors, John Sylvain, then “do lunch” in the commissary with Dr. Phlox himself--John Billingsley.  We’ll “top off” the day for you with some cool ENTERPRISE baseball caps!  Bidding starts at $100.

Massage Therapy Session (Value $100)

Certified massage therapist and company member David LM Mcintyre will massage away your stress with his magic hands in a 2-hour massage session.  Bidding starts at $40.

Dinner for two at CROCODILE CAFÉ (Approximate Value $60)

Enjoy a casual bite of California cuisine at one of Crocodile Café’s multiple SoCal locations! Head to Burbank, Glendale, Old Pasadena, Pasadena or Santa Monica and enjoy a gourmet pizza from their wood fired ovens, homemade pasta or a savory burger from their Oakwood Grill. Bidding starts at $20.

8:30

Paul Koslowski painting (Value $500)

FAKE Gallery owner Paul Koslowski brings you THE SEVEN TURKEYS AND THE SNAKE.  This is what art should be, folks. Bidding starts at $100.

Dinner for Two at Zen Restaurant (Value $40)

Located in Silverlake, stylish Zen Restaurant serves great Japanese food in a casual setting.  Dine at the sushi bar before seeing a band or relax in at a table with your date! Bidding starts at $15.

Phat Pimp Ass Cadillac convertible chauffer service (Value $400)

Be driven in style to a party, event, or just to the movies in a 1964 Cadillac convertible.  Up to four passengers can fit with the top down, and company member Lou Burnstein will be at your disposal for 8 full hours.  Bidding starts at $45.

Handmade Chocolate Truffles from Ooo Chocolates (Value $45)

Chocolatiere and company member Julie Lockhart defines decadence in these exotic dark chocolates.  Made with soy, they are friendly to the dairy-free indulger.  Bidding starts at $20.

Handcrafted earrings from Junebug Beads ($35)

Hand-stitched earrings by jewelry designer and company member Julie Alexander will accessorize you in style! Made with 14k gold & 24k gold/glass seed beads, mabe pearl and 14k gold ear wires.  Bidding starts at $15.

9:30

Blake Gardner headshot photo session (Value $250)

Blake Gardner’s digital photography will capture your essence in a headshot that will stand out in a crowd.  Walk out of this relaxed 3-4 hour session with both black and white and color images on a CD.  Bidding starts at $70.

300 headshots from ImageStarter ($95 value)

ImageStarter specializes in custom printed marketing and promotional material for actors.  Their popular lithographic reproductions will look as vibrant as your original! Bidding starts at $40.

NOW Casting career package (Value $900)

This professional actor must-have includes a 2-year “Works Membership” to NowCasting.com and a consultation from Now Casting VP and Co-creator, Bruno Oliver.  Get access to all the Now Casting tools (CD database, Now Casting notices, a complimentary CD workshop…the list goes on and on!) and get advice on how to use it all over cocktails with Bruno!  Bidding starts at $150.

5 Classes at Center for Yoga ($75 value)

Company member Julie Mullen says, “They rock!”  Located on Larchmont, Center for Yoga offers over 80 classes from early morning to late evening seven days a week. Classes in a variety of hatha yoga traditions are offered for all levels, from beginner to advanced yogi.  Bidding starts at $40.

Website Design from Victor Varnado (Value $250)

Do you need to get a website started, or does your current one need a little more pizzazz? Put Victor Varnado on the job!  Well-versed in the site needs of the industry professional, he can get your word out in the wide world of the web in this 2-3 hour design session.  Bidding starts at $100.

Stage Combat workshop (value $200)

Wanna look like a badass with a sword without poking an eye out? Actor-combat and company member Sondra Mayer will educate your ass in four 2-hour throw down sessions. Learn everything from fight history and set safety to the basics of unarmed, quarterstaff and rapier for stage, tv and film. Already combat savvy? As a former teaching assistant to an SAFD Fightmaster, Sondra can expand your style range and improve your technique. Bidding starts at $45.

Reel Editing by Bryan Donnell (Value $250)

Award winning filmmaker Bryan Donnell can whip together a fantastic reel for you on his state of the art editing equipment. He’s donated up to three hours of time. Bidding starts at $45.

10:30

Jerry Racicot headshot photo session (Value $200)

Be a step ahead of the rest with elegant and artful headshots by Jerry Racicot.  With the insightful eye of a portrait photographer, he can translate your essence onto an 8x10.  Bidding starts at $50.

Ken Van Gilder Voice Lessons (Value $150)

An operatic tenor who has worked extensively in New York, Ken Van Gilder teaches actors to sing and singers…to sing better!  With his expert instruction in the styles of cabaret, opera and musical theatre Ken will help you get your voice on in these two lessons.  Bidding starts at $40.

Custom Original Monologue by writer Paul Plunkett (Value $100)

Need a tear-jerker for an audition? A comedic classically styled piece that no one's seen before? Or perhaps a lengthy speech that will get you off the hook from missing a day of work? Playwright Paul Plunkett (whose plays have been produced in LA, NYC, Seattle and Albuquerque) will consult with the highest bidder and custom-create a 2-3 minute monologue tailored to the bidder's needs/wants. Male or female, comic or serious, modern or faux-classical, the sky's the limit! Bidding starts at $40.

Lou Burnstein Handy Services (Value $200)

Professional handyman and company member Lou Burnstein is an encyclopedia of fix-it know-how!  He’s giving 5 hours of his handy services--electrical, plumbing, carpentry, masonry, door and window repair—to help you fix up your fixer-upper.  Bidding starts at $50.

Horseback riding lessons at Silver Spur Stables (Value $100)

Experienced instructor and company member Carla Jo Bailey works with beginning, intermediate and advanced riders at this Griffith Park stable.    Even if you’ve never been on a horse, Carla Jo can get you up and riding!  Bidding starts at $25.  (Winners will need to sign a release form.)

One-year 24-Hour Fitness membership (value $500)

Centrally located on Sunset in Hollywood, this exercise mecca has everything you could possibly want in a gym… all the time. Open 24-hours, you can see a midnight flick in the Cinerama Dome then walk around the corner to swim and steam. Of course you don’t have to be a night owl: come by anytime and take advantage of their full class schedules, weight room, personal trainers, and juice bar! Bidding starts at $200.

Four Classes at The Acting Corps (value $175)

Meet one on one meeting with the director of The Acting Corps, Eugene Buica, then select from a wide range of classes offered from this professional actors training center. Attend four classes of the same technique or mix it up with their offerings of cold reading, scene study, on-camera scene study, voice and speech, Meisner, Improv, and commercial audition technique. Bidding starts at $45.

11:30

$100 Home Depot Gift Card

We’re auctioning off TWO gift cards to fabulous Home Depot, where you can buy…well, anything, actually.  For each card, bidding starts at $50.

$50 Toys R US Gift Card

Buy for your kids or just let your inner child play with this Toys R Us gift card.  Bidding starts at $25.

$50 Gap Gift Card

The ultimate in, “Hey, I really need some good, solid, practical clothes to wear to work or to visit my boyfriend’s parents.”  Bidding starts at $25.

2 home game Dodgers tickets

Here’s two for the home team! Nothing says summer like a day baseball with the LA Dodgers. Tickets valid at home games, excluding certain blocked out dates.  Bidding starts at $25.

Funky Lava Lamp and CD holder (Value $40)

A CD Lava Lamp from Red Planet Technology, Inc. for the ultimate single’s love pad.  To help with CD overflow, we’ll also throw in a binder that holds 200 CDs.  Bidding starts at $25.

Neon Coca-Cola clock (Value $30)

Go retro with another funky piece of home decor from Ralph Gorglione of Red Planet Technology, Inc.  Enjoy Coca-Cola with this table clock ringed with green Neon.  Bidding starts at $15.

T-shirts Fit for a Terrorist (invaluable)

Be “the bomb!” in a chic T from Crime Scene’s “Osama Your Mama!”  Shock and awe your neighbors while striding around town declaring “I’m with Infidel” and “My Other Shirt is a Bomb.”  Bidding starts at $10.

DVD Packages (Value $45 each)

Hot DVD titles are yours for the bidding by the 3-pack!  Bidding starts at $15.

12:30

One Year YMCA gym membership (Value $580)

Work out in style and sweat (or glisten!) with many Foolish friends at the Hollywood YMCA. This fully equipped gym has a swimming pool and offers an extensive schedule of aerobics and yoga classes.  Bidding starts at $250.

Firestone Winery and Brewery VIP wine tasting for four