Remember, our bid prices start MUCH lower than the value
of these prizes... so you could get some real bargains!
Chauffered Cadillac Convertible rides (Value $150/ea)
driven in style to a party, event, or just to the movies in a 1964
Cadillac convertible. Up to
four passengers can fit with the top down, and company member Lou
Burnstein will be at your disposal for 4 full hours.
Lou Burnstein Handyman Services
- 4 Hours, 25 Yrs Exp (Value $200)
Lou Burstein is our resident fix-it guy at Sacred Fools. He can fix your toilet, your vacuum, your kitchen cabinets, your roof, your whatever. He’s the dude who fixes things. He’s donating up to four hours of his service, which is a $200 value.
Earrings from Junebug
Beads (Value $75)
Sacred Fool Julie Alexander designs these pretty pieces of jewelry.
Each item is stitched entirely by hand using the highest quality materials
available (i.e., premium Japanese seed beads of glass or precious metals, cultured pearls, semi-precious beads, premium beading thread, 14K gold or sterling findings).
Kay stuff (Value $25/each basket)
Gift baskets of bath items and cosmetics from
Mary Kay. Get your bath and body care on.
Restaurant coupon (Value $50)
Taix is an LA landmark and serves unbelievably delicious French
CDs and Winnie the Pooh nesting dolls
bunch of great Disney CDs for the kids, plus Winnie the Pooh
Russian-style nesting dolls.
$25 Toys R US Gift Cards
Go shopping at Toys R Us! Christmas will be upon us soon, so get this gift card at a discount thrill the kids in your life. 2 gift cards worth $25 each, but you could get them cheaper through the magic of auctioneering.
$50 Home Depot Gift Card
Go get some hardware! We’re auctioning off all these gift cards starting at a price lower than the value, so you could get a big discount on your next trip to Home Depot.
$50 Gap Gift Card
Hooray for the Gap.
Sure, we SAY we shop at trendier places, but really, we all shop at the Gap.
Get your $50 worth of Gap clothing for Fall and Winter. We start the bidding low, so if there’s a sale, this means you could be buying a lot of tee shirts and jeans.
Against Bush" tees (Value $20/ea)
Get political with your baby clothes. These cute little onesies say, “Babies Against Bush.”
Courtesy of FiFi
Cinnamon Bear: A Kids' Christmas Story
story for kids to listen to, from the golden age of radio. Great for car trips!
Services (Value $100)
Experienced baby sitter and nanny Sarah McKinley Oakes will come and watch your children (up to two kids for five hours) while you go out on the town.
of DVDs! (Value $50/ea)
many DVDs and DVD sets will be up for auction throughout the night; this
batch includes The Marx Bros. Collection (including A Night in
Casablanca, A Night at the
Opera, A Day at the Races, Room Service, At the Circus, Go West
and The Big Store) and NFL: Complete History of the New York
Giants / Philadelphia Eagles / Raiders!
Best of Old Time Radio on cassette (Value $19.95/ea)
Are these tapes
worth a mere $19.95 each, or are they priceless collections of classic
radio? You decide.
"The Best of Old Time Radio" includes:
Comedy: Amos 'n' Andy, Fibber McGee & Molly, Jack Benny and Edgar
Bergen & Charlie McCarthy
Thrillers: Inner Sanctum, Suspense, The Whistler, Escape and Quiet,
Detectives: Sam Spade, Boston Blackie and Johnny Dollar
"The Best of the Thrillers" includes:
Beyond Midnight, Mysterious Traveler, Murder at Midnight, Black Mass,
Lights Out, Halls of Fantasy and The Creaking Door, as well
as more episodes of Inner Sanctum, Suspense, The Whistler, Escape
The Cinnamon Bear
includes several episodes of this classic
West Subscription (Value $85)
A one year subscription to
Backstage West magazine!
Blake Gardner headshot photo
session (Value $400)
Gardner’s digital photography will capture your essence in a headshot
that will stand out in a crowd. Walk
out of this relaxed 3-4 hour session with both black and white and color
images on a CD.
Fools who’ve shot pictures with Blake say he’s the best.
His color shots are beautiful and get actors work. A $400 value... at least.
Seaons I and II on DVD - Signed by the cast! (Value - ??)
We know the Dallas cast, and they signed some DVDs for us.
These must be worth a lot. Maybe $50? Maybe $100? Who knows?
Original Monologue by
playwright Padraic Duffy
- author of Sacred Fools productions Feet,
Rabbit and Tell
the bees., and one of our current co-Artistic Directors - will reach deep within the crevices of his messed up mind and write some theater for you to
perform when and wherever you please. An absolutely priceless item.
Who can say how much this will be worth when Padraic’s infamy expands across the nation?
Casting package (Value $290)
Your online profile
will have a direct address and in addition to your resume and stats will hold up to six pictures, streaming Demo Reel, Audio Reel and "Resume Clips" (scenes pulled from the reel and linked directly to the credit on your
resume). You also get access to the NowCasting Notices where you can submit your profile instantly.
You ALSO get access to the Searchable CD Database, downloadable CD guide, "Labels On Demand" (agency and CD labels that you select and print), online networking e-list and more.
numbered, limited edition scotch.
Park "Scuzzlebutt" Animation Cel signed on the leg by
Duffy himself signed this animation cel of the South Park character
he is a part of!
lessons from Steven Memel (Value $200)
Steven Memel creates a program for your individual voice and vocal needs.
With 20 years of experience as an internationally recognized vocal coach, he has helped some of the most talented people in the business develop their singing voices.
Your winning bid gets you one introductory session plus an hour lesson.
Reel Editing by
Ben Rock (Value $200)
Ben Rock is a professional director who has gotten rave reviews as a reel editor for Sacred Fools members.
He will spend up to four hours with you editing your clips into something you can present to agents and managers.
acting coaching (Value $130)
Fawnda McMahon teaches up to date audition methods that will help you book jobs. A huge percentage of her students book jobs and get agents. What’s stopping you from getting jobs? Referred by top casting directors and agents.
Q's and Self Management for Actors (Value $50 - $25/ea)
Director Bonnie Gillespie was a writer for
Backstage West. In Casting Q's, she interviews CD's about their pet peeves.
Self Management for Actors is an invaluable tool for those looking to enhance their careers on their own.
Postcards (Value $80)
you need to send out publicity, get postcards made by PaperChase
months Showfax/Actors Access gift certificates, plus mailing labels
& CD Directory
access to sides online via Showfax,
plus labels with casting director addresses - the most up-to-date labels
in the business, as Showfax is a division of Breakdown
Services (you know, the casting information that's on every agent's
desk each morning?) Listing your headshot and resume Actors
Access allows you and/or your representation to submit online to
films, television shows, theater, print jobs and more!
videogame system & Deus Ex 2 game (Value $290)
Fools member Frank Stasio has donated his Box.
His X-Box, that is. At the time of auction, the X-Box will be only about
8 months old. It comes with one controller, one memory card and
the game “Deus Ex 2.”
451 Hardbound Copy signed by Ray Bradbury
work of fiction by one of the world's best sci-fi writers, signed by the
Bush doll & Dubya 2004 poster signed by the cast (Value $40)
a talking W doll along with a poster signed by the cast of our hit
mainstage show, Dubya
Frames (Value $100)
member Lisa Anne Nicolai will construct a handmade mosaic custom frame
for you. They're beautiful and original.
"Dickie Doll" from Dubya 2004
is an original Dick Cheney doll from our hit show Dubya 2004.
Dubya's constant companion and advisor. Sure to help lead us into
a bidding war.
Hard Rock Cafe
some fried stuff! Look at guitars! Check out tourists!
League Limited Edition Signed & Numbered Giclée Print (Value
member Phil LaMarr (the voice of Justice League's Green Lantern)
brought us this art for geeks - a limited edition giclée print of the entire Justice
League, signed by the series' creator. #9 of 10!
Celebrity Answering Machine Message from Phil LaMarr
Fools board member Phil
LaMarr will record a greeting on your answering machine, using the
voice of Samurai Jack, the Green Lantern or Michael Jackson!
Winery and Brewery VIP wine tasting for four
tasting at the bachelor’s pad! Family vineyard of Andrew Firestone,
ABC’s latest BACHELOR, Firestone
Winery is located on Zaca Station Road in the heart of Santa
Barbara’s wine country. Spend a mellow afternoon relaxing in the
lovely Santa Ynez Valley tasting delectable vintages as VIP guests.
Tour and taste at both wineries and the brewery then exercise your VIP
discount to stock up on your favorites!
night El Capitan Canyon Creekside Cabin vacation (Value $225)
El Capitan Canyon is perfect for a romantic weekend for two or a family outing.
Right outside Santa Barbara, you can do a little cooking over a fire and then relax inside your Creekside Cabin.
Take a walk down to the beach along beautiful trails covered in wildflowers, or visit the local llama farm.
Fool Julie Mullen says, “This place is great for a trip with your boyfriend.”
And Board of Directors member David Baron says, “I took my family there and we loved it.”
Scrubs Script signed by the Cast & Writers
PLUS Everybody Loves Raymond cast photo signed by Ray Romano
PLUS an autographed photo of Vanna White & Pat Sajak
is a cool package of stuff for TV lovers. Or the folks at
home. Go ahead, lie and say you know all these people.
more DVDs! (Value $50/ea)
The Horror Classics Collection (including The Mummy, The Curse
of Frankenstein and more), Sex in the City Seasons 1-5, Caddyshack
(20th Anniversary Edition), Prime Suspect 4 (starring Helen
Mirren), Roger & Me, Dallas Seasons I & II and many more!
Classes from Beverly Hynds (Value $200/ea)
Hynds has a dance/theater background and has taught yoga and pilates.
She is offering 2 packages of 3 private sessions each. Each package is
Healing session (Value $125)
Rodgers has a deep reverence for her practice as an Energy Healer which stimulates transformation and revelation in those she works with on a very profound level.
In addition to her private practice, she regularly leads retreats, groups and Energy Circles.
She has studied intensely with leading shamans and healers from all over the world.
She is incredibly inspired by and draws upon the Native American tradition of Animal and Plant medicine, ancient Egyptian practices, Eastern philosophy, Sacred Geometry, earth and sky medicine, and mineral and crystal therapy.
of Mind Music CDs (Value $45)
and get peace of mind with this soothing set of three CDs of mellow
painting print (Value $95)
Rob Mullen is an acclaimed wildlife artist who has generously donated
one of his beautiful prints to Sacred Fools.
He truly captures the animals’ “personalities,” and seems to have an insight into their thoughts and feelings.
One Year YMCA gym membership
Hollywood YMCA is simply the best gym in town. It has beautiful facilities, a pool, sauna, and Jacuzzi, a great staff, and it’s jam packed with hip Hollywood people to
Personal Training Sessions with David Boiven (Value $40)
Boiven will get you "tore up from the floor up." Take a
couple free sessions with him and you'll be hooked. He's gotten
some of our Fools into ridiculously hot and sexy shape!
chair massage (Value $50)
Barnes will come to your home or office and work out the kinks in your
back. Try this massage out and you may be tempted to try her L.A.
stone therapy, too.
Training at Body Alive (Value $75)
one-hour consultation at Body Alive with ACE Certified Personal
Trainer Jules Bruff. Face-to-face discussion of eating habits,
exercise habits, and a plan to achieve your fitness goals. You
will leave with a clearer picture of your goals and a printout of your
personal plan of attack.
may auction these off separately or all together. Keep your eye on
the auctioneer, who may get to decide what works best!
-a bunch of Star Trek books
-A double CD audiobook of “Star Trek: Captain’s Peril” read by
-a snap-together Klingon Battlecruiser model
-A Star Trek TNG Monopoly game
-A stuffed Tribble
-A 2005 Original Series wall calendar
-A bundle of PC Star Trek games
-“How to Speak Klingon” tapes
-original script of “Star Trek: Voyager Year 7” signed by Tim Russ
-autographed color photo of Tuvok
-autographed b/w photo of Seven of Nine
in a Recording Studio (Value $700)
1 Day (up to 12 hours) in a vintage Analog Recording
Studio (New Monkey Studio in Van Nuys - Former studio of Dreamworks’ Recording Artist Elliott Smith)
Vintage Analog Recording Equipment for Tracking, Over Dubbing and
Including a Trident A Range Console with an Ample Recording Room (for drums, guitars, bass, and
New Monkey Studio has instruments in house including: vintage Ludwig drum kit, a Hammond B-3, amazing guitars, and assortment of vintage microphones.
Auction Prize does not include the cost of a Sound Engineer... (New Monkey can provide for you (at a reasonable rate), or if you chose to use an outside Engineer, you must arrange with New Monkey Studio (at a reasonable rate) to have them provide an assistant to supervise the
Also Does Not include cost of Analog Tape Used.
Studio opens after January 1, 2005
Good for six months after Jan 1st 2005
Tickets to We Will Rock You at Paris Las Vegas (Value $227)
Check out the new Vegas hit “We Will Rock
You,” a rock musical by Queen and Ben Elton - featuring Sacred Fools
company member Amir Talai. You can’t miss this.
"Buffy" Action Figure (Value $90)
you action figure geeks, get ready to drool over this action figure of
Anya (or Anyanka, if you prefer) from "Buffy, the Vampire
Slayer"... dressed as a bunny. It could be bunnies!
Floppy, hoppy bunnies!
Lava Lamps (Value $15)
the 1970s, or just kill time while under the influence of... um...
beer. Yeah, that's right, beer. Cooooooool, maaaaaaan...
Skydive (Value $100)
tandem sky dive for an adult (must be at least 18 years old and weigh
200 lbs. or less!) at Perris Skyventure.
Dodger Tickets (Value $20)
Reserve-Level tickets to a Los
Angeles Dodgers home game during the 2005 regular
riding lessons at Silver Spur Stables (Value $100)
Experienced instructor Carla Jo Bailey works with beginning, intermediate and advanced riders at this Griffith Park stable.
Even if you’ve never been on a horse, Carla Jo can get you up and riding!
(Winners will need to sign a release form. And expires 90 days from October 23rd.)
Magic Castle VIP pass for 4 people (Value $60)
pass to the legendary Magic
Castle in Hollywood, where you and three friends can see the world's
for Two to Instant Films (Value $20)
for Four to Instant Films (Value $40)
Instant Films participants make short films in 48 hours, and the results are always amazing.
Check out a night of Instant Films and take a date, or three of your friends.
Olympic passes (Value $5-10/ea)
free passes to shows at Improv
Olympic, the Los Angeles branch of the classic Chicago troupe
founded by the legendary Del Close.
You could win some Krispy Kreme tee shirts or coupons for donuts.
Regal movie passes
Ticket redeemable at Regal, Edwards and United Artists Theaters for movie passes or concessions.
necklace & earrings (Value $10)
bead necklace and earrings, courtesy of Julie Mullen & Ruth Silveira.
of Rights Security Edition (Value $4/ea)
these metal versions of the Bill of Rights and watch as the Bill of Rights is taken right off your body and put into a waiting dish while you are patted down.
Fit for a Terrorist (priceless handcrafted items)
“the bomb!” in a chic T from Crime Scene’s “Osama Your
Mama!” Shock and awe your
neighbors while striding around town declaring “I’m with
Infidel” and “My Other Shirt is a Bomb.”
to see The Best Damn Sports Show, Period - plus a T-shirt (fun
experience - who can put a price on that?)
a taping of The Best Damn Sports Show, Period. We don't
know much about it, but apparently it's the best.
That's right, you can win food. Pasta salads, spice rubs, baking
mixes, au gratin potatoes mix, taco seasonings... and more.
remote control cars
board game Trivial Pursuit
denim jacket & hat