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season 13 launch bash
sat 8.29.09 * 8:30pm - ???
buy tickets online or at the
Exciting Silent Auction
* Voice Lessons * Exclusive Giant Movie Posters
Private yoga classes and memberships * Salon services
Acting Classes * Brand New Designs from Design House Blitch 66
Piano Lessons * Jewelry * and then some!
plus a sneak
peek at our upcoming season of World Premieres,
West Coast Premieres, musicals, comedies, dramas, sci-fi & horror!
$10 Entry includes one spin on the Wheel of
$50 Entry includes all you can eat & drink, plus
five game tickets!
tax-deductible tour of our upcoming season by visiting five atmospheric realms,
each representing one of our 2009-2010 mainstage shows and each offering
delicious dining, devastating drink and delightful-slash-disturbing
distractions! It's just like a theme park, only for a non-profit, 501(c)3 theatre
Saddle up for whiskey and more
in the SAVIN' UP FOR SATURDAY NIGHT Saloon!
Quietly stalk the silent auction items
and pick your poison in the realm of
HAMLET SHUT UP (without all that
Rotten Denmark Smell)!
Sip some absinthe
and move all-in at the poker table
in the BAALroom!
Get your game on (Halo! Rock Band!)
in the bitchin' suburban den of
Take a trip to the Sixth Dimension as you step into the
where debaucherous dancing
abounds and where your destiny will be revealed!
Where else would
you find such a diverse menu, featuring:
Delicious Hamlettes (Sliders)
Forbidden Zone Subtly Metaphoric Sausages
sandwiches and Hot Pockets
just like Neighborhood Moms used to make
Brechtian Cheese Baals, Meat Baals, Malted
Milk Baals and
Country Carrot Cake
Not to mention Ho-Made Brownies! That's right, we said Ho-Made!
And the drinks
are just ridiculous! There's Beer, Sippin'
Whiskey and Jello Shots, Absinthe, Jungle Juice,
plus drinks you've never even heard of! What's a "Drowning Ophelia"? What about
"Witches' Brew"? A "Happy Dagger"? Try them all!
There's games and fun for all! Spin the
Wheel of Fortune as you
enter, and inside we have games from high-tech (Halo and
in the NEIGHBORHOOD 3 room) to low-tech (No-Limit Hold 'Em in the BAALroom) and
even a brush with the other-worldly in the FORBIDDEN ZONE as
your fortune is revealed,
Twilight Zone style! What does that mean?! You have to come find out!
So buy your tickets NOW!
If you can't join us, you can still make a tax deductible donation -
click here to find out how!
Graphic Design by Jaime Andrews
(poster) & Corey Klemow (lettering) * Photo by C.M. Gonzalez