THE STORY OF MY FIRST BABY
written by
Shawn Northrip
directed by Robert Zalkind
1
Episode
10/4/08
Because babies taste so good!
CAST
Elizabeth
Simmons
Carla
Natasha Norman
Tina
Justin Baker
Baxter
Jewel Greenberg
Nurse Judy
JJ Mayes
Principal Stevens
PHOTOS
by C.M. Gonzalez
High school student Carla (Elizabeth Simmons)
anxiously takes a pregnancy test.
The result has her crying in the arms of Nurse
Judy (Jewel Greenberg) - because she's NOT pregnant.
You see, all the other girls are getting pregnant so they can
take
care of each other and not need boys. And if she doesn't
get pregnant,
her friend Tina (Natasha Norman) WON'T THINK SHE'S COOL.
Geeky Baxter (Justin Baker)
is happily pressed into service.
However, he insists on using a condom.
He is held down and forced to have unprotected sex!
His protests end pretty quickly. So does the sex.
Discovered by Principal Stevens (JJ Mayes).
Stevens says that the group of girls is a coven, and therefore,
they are 100% obligated under Massachusetts law to burn the
girls at the stake.