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10/27/07: A Halloween Song - a song by Richard Levinson
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07/12/08: The Proposal Song - a song at the 3rd Annual Thurstys becomes a real marriage proposal!
10/18/08: Biting Political Satire - a song by Richard Levinson
 2/21/09: High Five City - celebrations at our 100th episode
 4/04/09: All The Leaves Are Brown - Terry helps us pass time at vote count
 4/11/09: Dear Back Pain - Joe Hernandez-Kolski wites a breakup letter
 5/02/09: Klagdor & Keely - Klagdor the aspiring-actor robot auditions for "Louis & Keely"
 4/02/11: Send in the Carnies - a song by Richard Levinson
 5/28/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Bad Karma
 6/25/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Cannibal
10/08/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hell on Heels

THE STORY OF MY FIRST BABY
written by Shawn Northrip
directed by Robert Zalkind

1 Episode
10/4/08

Because babies taste so good!

CAST

Elizabeth Simmons

Carla

Natasha Norman

Tina

Justin Baker

Baxter

Jewel Greenberg

Nurse Judy

JJ Mayes

Principal Stevens

PHOTOS
by C.M. Gonzalez


High school student Carla (Elizabeth Simmons)
anxiously takes a pregnancy test.


The result has her crying in the arms of Nurse
Judy (Jewel Greenberg) - because she's NOT pregnant.


You see, all the other girls are getting pregnant so they can take
care of each other and not need boys.  And if she doesn't get pregnant,
her friend Tina (Natasha Norman) WON'T THINK SHE'S COOL.


Geeky Baxter (Justin Baker)
is happily pressed into service.


However, he insists on using a condom.


He is held down and forced to have unprotected sex!
His protests end pretty quickly.  So does the sex.


Discovered by Principal Stevens (JJ Mayes).


Stevens says that the group of girls is a coven, and therefore,
they are 100% obligated under Massachusetts law to burn the girls at the stake.


"LET THE FIRES OF HELL AND DAMNATION BEGIN!"