Welcome to Sacred Fools Theater Company, est. 1997
CLOSE SEASON ONE, July 2005 - July 2006       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio
CLOSE SEASON TWO, Oct. 2006 - July 2007       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio
CLOSE SEASON THREE, Sept. 2007 - July 2008       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio
CLOSE SEASON FOUR, Sept. 2008 - July 2009       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow = Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON FIVE, Sept. 2009 - June 2010       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow = Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON SIX, Sept. 2010 - June 2011       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow = Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON SEVEN, Sept. 2011 - June 2012       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON EIGHT, Sept. 2012 - July 2013       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON NINE, Sept. 2013 - Aug. 2014       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON TEN, Sept. 2014 - May 2015       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON ELEVEN, Sept. 2015 - May 2016       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON TWELVE, Oct. 2016 - May 2017       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Continuing Serials
CLOSE THE NIGHTCAP and Other Miscellany      
10/27/07: A Halloween Song - a song by Richard Levinson
 4/05/08: An Easter Song - a song by Richard Levinson
07/12/08: Patrick Duffy Pays Tribute - Patrick Duffy pays tribute to fallen serials at the 3rd Annual Thurstys
07/12/08: The Proposal Song - a song at the 3rd Annual Thurstys becomes a real marriage proposal!
10/18/08: Biting Political Satire - a song by Richard Levinson
 2/21/09: High Five City - celebrations at our 100th episode
 4/04/09: All The Leaves Are Brown - Terry helps us pass time at vote count
 4/11/09: Dear Back Pain - Joe Hernandez-Kolski wites a breakup letter
 5/02/09: Klagdor & Keely - Klagdor the aspiring-actor robot auditions for "Louis & Keely"
 4/02/11: Send in the Carnies - a song by Richard Levinson
 5/28/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Bad Karma
 6/25/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Cannibal
10/08/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hell on Heels
 2/11/12: Elvis Prestello: Tramp the Dirt Down
 4/21/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Backstabber Lady
 6/09/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Do It Like a Dude
10/06/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Promises
10/20/12: The Hip News: Vote Dizzy - The Hip News swings the election!
 2/23/13: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hey, Big Spender
 3/02/13: Bela Lugosi's Passion - Cabaret act For Lovers Only combines two great songs.
 4/27/13: The Serial Killers Dancers: Black Sheep
 7/13/13: Joe Dances Dirty - Joe Hernandez-Kolski talks about wanting to be Patrick Swayze
 7/20/13: The Engagement Dance of Walter Trey Perkins & Donnelle Fuller - Our second live-on-stage real-life proposal!
 9/28/13: Russell Sings - Cub Sinatra
10/19/13: Only a Lad - Marz Richards sings to round out your evening.
11/23/13: Karl and Little Joey - Karl describes an outrageous act to his pal Joey.
12/07/13: Karl and Little Joey Apologize - An abject Karl apologizes for last week's act.
12/14/13: Smooth Movementz - The dancing sensation that's sweeping the nation.
02/15/14: For Singles Only - Marz Richards will turn you into a lover.
02/08/14: Khan Khan - A musical number from China: The Whole Enchilada.
02/22/14: Roar and Jump - Michelle Gardner performs dances in American Sign Language.
03/01/14: Smooth Moviementz - Smooth Movementz returns with a salute to the movies.
04/12/14: Lovers Dance Apart - "For Lovers Only" presents a lovers musical mashup.
04/19/14: Giter Brider Itzik & Better Off Without a Wife - The dulcet tones of Bryan Krasner.
04/26/14: Rhune Kincaid - Songs of love and doom.
05/03/14: Zachary Bernstein - Zach sings "I've Got My Eye on You" and "Crispy Crispy Clementine."
05/24/14: Devil Doll - Disturbing doings from Marz Richards.
05/24/14: An Encounter with Sates - Sates sings "Encounter."
07/05/14: Tribute to America - Smooth Movementz presents a July 4 weekend patriotic tribute.
07/19/14: Big Finish - A big finish as many of the Season 9 Nightcaps combine for one mega-Nightcap.
09/13/14: Maral Adams - Stand-up comedy from Maral Adams.
09/20/14: Mr. Snapper & Mr. Buddy Make Whoopee - Thoughts on the most important part of matrimony.
09/20/14: Mr. Snapper & Mr. Buddy Cowboy Up - An old cowhand on the Rio Grande.
09/27/14: Glen Frazier - Stand-up comic Glen Frazier.
10/04/14: Milo Martin - Utopian nihilist and master of poetry Milo Martin performs a new work.
10/11/14: Korey Simeone - A short history lesson about fiddle music.
10/25/14: Your Host, Birthday Clown - Birthday Clown performs Renfield's "Stuntshow."
01/31/15: Karl Herlinger & Little Joey's Dating Tips - Questionable advice.
02/21/15: Michelle Gardner - Lip-sync sign language dance.
02/28/15: Before Dawn - Musical duo from Austin, Texas.
03/07/15: For Lovers Only - "Thunderbass" - Another musical mashup from "For Lovers Only."
04/04/15: A Word From the Producers of 99 Seat Theater - We're in the money.
04/11/15: The Awesome Gentleman's Society - Gentrifying the hip-hops.
04/18/15: Zachary Bernstein & Friends & Enemies - A "No Scrubs" musical interlude.
04/25/15: Jeremy Gayhorse & Uni - Famed stallion Jeremy Gayhorse visits with insight and poetry.
05/02/15: Orange Blossom Special - Korey Simeone (fiddle), Ryan Johnson (keyboard) and Chris Novicki (drum).
05/16/15: Smooth TV Movementz - Smooth Movementz returns with their tribute to television.
09/20/15: The Radioactive Chickenheads - Punk band The Radioactive Chickenheads rock the Nightcap.
09/26/15: Tyler Tyler - The magic of Tyler Tyler.
10/03/15: Red Light District - Red Light District perform a stripped-down version of their music.
10/10/15: Korey Simeone - Maybe - Korey Simeone may or may not be our entertainment tonight.
11/21/15: Nikki Muller - The Cole Porter of vagina songs.
12/05/15: Dinah Steward - A jazzy "Ghostbusters" and an original song from this classy vocalist.
12/12/15: Ari Radousky's Game Show Thing - High-speed trivia, loud and lightning-fast! Can YOU keep up with Ari?
12/19/15: Smooth Movementz - They're back with a salute to one-hit wonders!
02/20/16: Einstein's Girl - Science and romance collide in this musical performance.
02/27/16: Brendan Sings Bowie - Brendan Hunt and Zachary Bernstein pay tribute to the Starman.
03/12/16: Smokey Miles - Three bespoke songs from the human alter-ego of cult-favorite Count Smokula.
04/16/16: Brandon McCulloch - Three songs from balladeer Brandon McCulloch.
10/08/16: Doa Oxford - Doa Oxford sings "Something You Got"
10/15/16: Nate Shelkey - Nate performs the seasonally appropriate "Halloween 1987."
10/22/16: les petits guignolers - in "La Petit Mort" (The Little Death).
10/29/16: SKULLDUGGERY: "Eight Phases" - A musical number from our mainstage show, a prequel to Hamlet.
11/12/16: R.J. Comer - The Gentleman Outlaw sings "Smothered," "Leave Your Light On" and "St. James Infirmary"
02/04/17: Host Segment: Victor Isaac - Handsome can't compensate for some things.

THE CASSETTE CHRONICLES
by Corey Klemow & Friends
directed by Corey Klemow

9 Episodes
Original Run:  6 Episodes - 9/19/09 - 10/24/09
Playoffs:  3 Episodes - 5/29/10 - 6/12/10

C30, C60, C90 GO!
All my love to long ago.

Corey Klemow

Himself


Corey Klemow and the actual cassette player upon
which the sketches herein were originally improvised.

Episode 1: "Intergalactic Report" (9/19/09)
by Corey Klemow & Chad Rademan
Photo by Aaron Francis

Joseph Beck

John George

Eric Johnson

Darth Vader

and the voices of Adam Bender
& Chad Rademan as Themselves


Darth Vader (Eric Johnson) is interviewed by John George (Joseph Beck).
John George asks him the tough questions - like, why does he hate Luke Skywalker so much?

Listen to the original audio, circa 1981.

with Corey Klemow as "John George" and Chad Rademan as "Darth Vader"

Episode 2 (9/19/09):
"General Putton" by Corey Klemow & Chad Rademan
"This Is Basketball" by Corey Klemow & Adam Bender
Photos by C.M. Gonzalez

Joseph Beck

John Smith

David LM McIntyre

General Putton
Commissioner

Eric Johnson

Sports Reporter

Scott Leggett

Larry Bird

Victor Isaac

Dr. J
Kareem Abdul Jabbar

Brian Wallis

Private
Newsflash Reporter

and the voice of Adam Bender as Himself


General Putton (David LM McIntyre) is
interviewed by John Smith (Joseph Beck).


The interview.


This Is Basketball!


Eric Johnson as the Sports Reporter.


Larry Bird (Scott Leggett), stuck in the basket.


Dr. J (Victor Isaac), operating on the ball.


The suspiciously similar Kareem Abdul Jabbar (Victor Isaac).


"Let's have a newsflash.  All these Martians are stealing all the
baskets from basketball!  What are you prepared to do, Commissioner?"


This week's cast (including Brian Wallis as the Newsflash Reporter).

Listen to the original audios, circa 1980.

with Chad Rademan as "John Smith" and Corey Klemow as "General Putton"

with Adam Bender as "Sports Reporter" and Corey Klemow as Everyone Else

Episode 3: "Cousin Jason" (10/3/09):
by Corey Klemow & Jason Greenberg

featuring the voice of Jason Greenberg as Himself


Yay, Pirate Club!


About Jason

Listen to the original audio, circa 1979.

Episode 4: "News, Weather & Interviews" (10/10/09):
by Corey Klemow & Jason Greenberg

Eric Johnson

Jason

Victor Isaac

Chaim

David LM McIntyre

Latke

Joe Fria

Bill Bixby

Matt Valle

The Blizzard Wizard

Brian Wallis & Ari Radousky

"Collapsing" Actors / TV Blooper Announcers


Jason (Eric Johnson) and Chaim (Victor Isaac) talk about their favorite foods.


"Here we are now about the Iranian situation."


An interview with Latke (David LM McIntyre).


An interview with Bill Bixby (Joe Fria)... or possibly Dr. Banner.


Collapsing: The Movie (starring Ari Radousky and Brian Wallis).

Not pictured: Matt Valle as "The Blizzard Wizard"

Listen to the original audio, circa 1982.

with Jason Greenberg & Corey Klemow

Episode 5: "Susquehanna River Flooding" (10/17/09):
by Corey Klemow & Chad Rademan

Eric Johnson

George George

Jaime Andrews

Grace Johnson

Aaron Mendelson

George the PA

and featuring the voice of Chad Rademan


George George (Eric Johnson) reports on the flooding.


Distraught flood survivor Grace Johnson (Jaime Andrews).


Grace makes an important correction:  "I didn't
have a parakeet... I HAD A MYNA BIRD!"


George the PA (Aaron Mendelson) - boy, Chad sure had a
thing about the name George - leads a sobbing Grace away.


George George drowns as the waters reach the studio.

Listen to the original audio, circa 1981.

with Chad Rademan as "George George" & Corey Klemow as "Grace Johnson"

Episode 6: "The Greatest Show on Mars" (10/24/09):
by Corey Klemow
, Aaron Greenbaum & Michael Yelen

Joe Fria

Abducted Man

Sean Sweeney

The Martian

Eric Johnson

Chaim

Joseph Beck

Michael

Natascha Corrigan

Jingle Singer

Bryan Krasner

The Strongest Man in the World

and featuring the voices of Adam Bender,
Michael Yelen, Miriam Kaplan & Aaron Greenbaum


The Martian (Sean Sweeney).


The Abducted Man (Joe Fria), shortly before being eaten by the Martian.


The Greatest Show on Mars!


Chaim (Eric Johnson) steals Michael Yelen's (Joseph Beck)
idea to do a news story about an airplane.


Corey explains about the "magic mirror" on his wall
that temporarily distracted him and Michael.


Commercial break with the Jingle Singer (Natascha Corrigan).


The Strongest Man in the World (Bryan Krasner).


"Remember our motto, dear Martians..."

Listen to the original audios, circa 1981.

"The Martians" with Aaron Greenbaum

"The Greatest Show on Mars" with Corey Klemow & Michael Yelen

Episode 7: "A Jumble of Memories" (5/29/10):
by Corey Klemow, Chad Rademan, Jason Greenberg, Mark Epstein, Aaron Greenbaum & Adam Bender
PLAYOFFS WEEK TWO!

Joseph Beck

"Piano Time" Host

Richard Levinson

Hiccup Brady

Brian Wallis & Ari Radousky

"Collapsing" Actors

Eric Johnson & Colin Willkie

Singing Monks

Curt Bonnem & David LM McIntyre

Poets

Matt Valle

The Blizzard Wizard

Victor Isaac

Wrong Hand Man

Henry Dittman

Venus Station

and featuring the voices of Adam Bender & Chad Rademan


Hiccup Brady (Richard Levinson) and the host of "Piano Time" (Joseph Beck)


Once again, Collapsing: The Movie (starring Ari Radousky and Brian Wallis).


The Singing Monks of Det-Sen (Eric Johnson & Colin Willkie).


The Poets (Curt Bonnem & David LM McIntyre) face off over Herman Munster poetry.


"Today is going to be mostly sunny with a high in the mid 66... tonight's going
to be snow, wet snow, and that's two inches, and two inches upwards."
Local weatherman the Blizzard Wizard (Matt Valle).


The Wrong Hand Man (Victor Isaac), talkin' about his left and right hands.  Is his right hand
right or is his right hand wrong?  Or is his left hand wrong?  No, his left hand's left...


"This is the planet Venus reporting.  We're sorry, we were on
the wrong station!"  (Henry Dittman as "Venus Station")

Listen to the original audio, circa 1981.

"Piano Time" with Chad Rademan

Episode 8: "August 27, 1982 / Creativity and Madness" (6/5/10):
by Corey Klemow & Adam Bender
PLAYOFFS WEEK THREE!

Gregory Guy Gordon

Adam

Eric Johnson

Chaim

Angela Lingrosso

Prankster

Colin Willkie

Baseball Hat Guy

Pat Towne

"Waffleman" Announcer

and featuring the voice of Adam Bender


Corey (center) with childhood friend Adam Bender (Gregory Guy Gorden)
and his childhood self (Eric Johnson).


"Guess who's in town?  FLIP WILSON!"  The Baseball Hat Guy (Colin Willkie)
just got his cap knocked off by the Prankster (Angela Lingrosso).


"IT'S WAFFLEMAN!  HE'S EATIN' ALL THEM ASTEROID BLASTERS!"
Pat Towne as the "Waffleman" Announcer

Listen to the original audio, circa 1982.

"August 27, 1982" with Adam Bender & Corey Klemow

Episode 9: "Foreign Affairs, 1973: Mr. Wong" (6/12/10):
by Corey Klemow & Chad Rademan
PLAYOFFS WEEK FOUR!

Jaime Andrews

Dara

Paul Plunkett

Chad

Eric Johnson

George

Pat Towne

Mr. Wong

Joseph Beck

Translator

and featuring the voice of Adam Bender


Corey's sister Dara (Jaime Andrews) sings a song she wrote when she was eight.


Dara's song.


R-L: "Foreign Affairs" correspondent George (Eric Johnson) interviews the
Chinese U.N. diplomat Mr. Wong (Pat Towne) as his translator (Joseph Beck) looks on.


Corey wrote to Chad (Paul Plunkett), who provides his own perspective
on tonight's sketch... as Chad currently lives in Hong Kong.


Mr. Wong is easily angered, and administers many karate chops when insulted.


Chad today.


Corey, Chad and "Mr. Wong."

Listen to the original audio, circa 1981.

"Foreign Affairs, 1973: Mr. Wong" with Chad Rademan as "George"
and "Mr. Wong" and Corey Klemow as "Translator"