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CLOSE THE NIGHTCAP and Other Miscellany      
10/27/07: A Halloween Song - a song by Richard Levinson
 4/05/08: An Easter Song - a song by Richard Levinson
07/12/08: Patrick Duffy Pays Tribute - Patrick Duffy pays tribute to fallen serials at the 3rd Annual Thurstys
07/12/08: The Proposal Song - a song at the 3rd Annual Thurstys becomes a real marriage proposal!
10/18/08: Biting Political Satire - a song by Richard Levinson
 2/21/09: High Five City - celebrations at our 100th episode
 4/04/09: All The Leaves Are Brown - Terry helps us pass time at vote count
 4/11/09: Dear Back Pain - Joe Hernandez-Kolski wites a breakup letter
 5/02/09: Klagdor & Keely - Klagdor the aspiring-actor robot auditions for "Louis & Keely"
 4/02/11: Send in the Carnies - a song by Richard Levinson
 5/28/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Bad Karma
 6/25/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Cannibal
10/08/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hell on Heels
 2/11/12: Elvis Prestello: Tramp the Dirt Down
 4/21/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Backstabber Lady
 6/09/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Do It Like a Dude
10/06/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Promises
10/20/12: The Hip News: Vote Dizzy - The Hip News swings the election!
 2/23/13: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hey, Big Spender
 3/02/13: Bela Lugosi's Passion - Cabaret act For Lovers Only combines two great songs.
 4/27/13: The Serial Killers Dancers: Black Sheep
 7/13/13: Joe Dances Dirty - Joe Hernandez-Kolski talks about wanting to be Patrick Swayze
 7/20/13: The Engagement Dance of Walter Trey Perkins & Donnelle Fuller - Our second live-on-stage real-life proposal!
 9/28/13: Russell Sings - Cub Sinatra
10/19/13: Only a Lad - Marz Richards sings to round out your evening.
11/23/13: Karl and Little Joey - Karl describes an outrageous act to his pal Joey.
12/07/13: Karl and Little Joey Apologize - An abject Karl apologizes for last week's act.
12/14/13: Smooth Movementz - The dancing sensation that's sweeping the nation.
02/15/14: For Singles Only - Marz Richards will turn you into a lover.
02/08/14: Khan Khan - A musical number from China: The Whole Enchilada.
02/22/14: Roar and Jump - Michelle Gardner performs dances in American Sign Language.
03/01/14: Smooth Moviementz - Smooth Movementz returns with a salute to the movies.
04/12/14: Lovers Dance Apart - "For Lovers Only" presents a lovers musical mashup.
04/19/14: Giter Brider Itzik & Better Off Without a Wife - The dulcet tones of Bryan Krasner.
04/26/14: Rhune Kincaid - Songs of love and doom.
05/03/14: Zachary Bernstein - Zach sings "I've Got My Eye on You" and "Crispy Crispy Clementine."
05/24/14: Devil Doll - Disturbing doings from Marz Richards.
05/24/14: An Encounter with Sates - Sates sings "Encounter."
07/05/14: Tribute to America - Smooth Movementz presents a July 4 weekend patriotic tribute.
07/19/14: Big Finish - A big finish as many of the Season 9 Nightcaps combine for one mega-Nightcap.
09/13/14: Maral Adams - Stand-up comedy from Maral Adams.
09/20/14: Mr. Snapper & Mr. Buddy Make Whoopee - Thoughts on the most important part of matrimony.
09/20/14: Mr. Snapper & Mr. Buddy Cowboy Up - An old cowhand on the Rio Grande.
09/27/14: Glen Frazier - Stand-up comic Glen Frazier.
10/04/14: Milo Martin - Utopian nihilist and master of poetry Milo Martin performs a new work.
10/11/14: Korey Simeone - A short history lesson about fiddle music.
10/25/14: Your Host, Birthday Clown - Birthday Clown performs Renfield's "Stuntshow."
01/31/15: Karl Herlinger & Little Joey's Dating Tips - Questionable advice.
02/21/15: Michelle Gardner - Lip-sync sign language dance.
02/28/15: Before Dawn - Musical duo from Austin, Texas.
03/07/15: For Lovers Only - "Thunderbass" - Another musical mashup from "For Lovers Only."
04/04/15: A Word From the Producers of 99 Seat Theater - We're in the money.
04/11/15: The Awesome Gentleman's Society - Gentrifying the hip-hops.
04/18/15: Zachary Bernstein & Friends & Enemies - A "No Scrubs" musical interlude.
04/25/15: Jeremy Gayhorse & Uni - Famed stallion Jeremy Gayhorse visits with insight and poetry.
05/02/15: Orange Blossom Special - Korey Simeone (fiddle), Ryan Johnson (keyboard) and Chris Novicki (drum).
05/16/15: Smooth TV Movementz - Smooth Movementz returns with their tribute to television.
09/20/15: The Radioactive Chickenheads - Punk band The Radioactive Chickenheads rock the Nightcap.
09/26/15: Tyler Tyler - The magic of Tyler Tyler.
10/03/15: Red Light District - Red Light District perform a stripped-down version of their music.
10/10/15: Korey Simeone - Maybe - Korey Simeone may or may not be our entertainment tonight.
11/21/15: Nikki Muller - The Cole Porter of vagina songs.
12/05/15: Dinah Steward - A jazzy "Ghostbusters" and an original song from this classy vocalist.
12/12/15: Ari Radousky's Game Show Thing - High-speed trivia, loud and lightning-fast! Can YOU keep up with Ari?
12/19/15: Smooth Movementz - They're back with a salute to one-hit wonders!
02/20/16: Einstein's Girl - Science and romance collide in this musical performance.
02/27/16: Brendan Sings Bowie - Brendan Hunt and Zachary Bernstein pay tribute to the Starman.
03/12/16: Smokey Miles - Three bespoke songs from the human alter-ego of cult-favorite Count Smokula.
04/16/16: Brandon McCulloch - Three songs from balladeer Brandon McCulloch.
10/08/16: Doa Oxford - Doa Oxford sings "Something You Got"
10/15/16: Nate Shelkey - Nate performs the seasonally appropriate "Halloween 1987."
10/22/16: les petits guignolers - in "La Petit Mort" (The Little Death).
10/29/16: SKULLDUGGERY: "Eight Phases" - A musical number from our mainstage show, a prequel to Hamlet.
11/12/16: R.J. Comer - The Gentleman Outlaw sings "Smothered," "Leave Your Light On" and "St. James Infirmary"
02/04/17: Host Segment: Victor Isaac - Handsome can't compensate for some things.
02/25/17: Michelle Gardner: "Creep" & "F*** You" - w/Rodnesha K. Green, Monica Greene & Cj Merriman.
04/08/17: Amir Levi w/Brenda Varda - Excerpts from Amir Levi's cabaret show, with Brenda Varda on keys.
04/15/17: Joe Hernandez-Kolski: "Letter to My Future Wife" - Award-winning Spoken word artist Joe H-K returns.
04/22/17: Ian Smith - Original music.
04/29/17: Tina B. - Spoken word artist Tina B.
05/06/17: Fire Chief Charlie - Local band Fire Chief Charlie perform "Boris" and "We On the Radio."

written & directed by Colin Willkie
directed by JJ Mayes (ep 3)

3 Episodes
Original Run: 2 Episodes - 11/20/10 - 12/4/10
Playoffs: 1 Episode - 5/21/11

Step Into the Nothing.


Michael Holmes

William (Eps. 1-3)

Gregory Guy Gorden

Bush ((Eps. 1-2)

Eric Curtis Johnson

Shrub (Eps. 1-2)

Sean Pritchett

Mudleak (Eps. 1-3)

Colin Willkie

Mr. Dystrophy (Eps. 1-3)

Mandi Moss

Quench (Eps. 1-3)

Corey Klemow

Mitch the Wise Man (Eps. 2-3)

Victor Isaac

Boob Tree (Eps. 2-3)

JJ Mayes & Rick Steadman

The Chariatard (Ep. 1)

Jennefer Ludwigsen & Jonas Oppenheim

The Chariatard (Eps. 1-2)

JJ Mayes & Jonas Oppenheim

The Chariatard (Ep. 3)

Trey Perkins, Rick Steadman & Terry Tocantins

War Chariatard (Ep. 3)

EPISODE ONE (11/20/10)
Photos by C.M. Gonzalez
Video by Aaron Francis

SUMMARY:  After a car accident, William wakes up in a bizarre world, where he is beset upon as a criminal after plucking a flower from a talking bush, and is then taken under the wing of Tyson Mudleak, who drives a "Chariatard."  Meanwhile, the menacing Mr. Dystrophy and Quench notice that the walls of their prison are dissolving. There must be a stranger in Void World... and soon they will be free. 

An unconscious William arrives in Void World. Don't obey that sign... Meet Mudleak (Sean Pritchett) and his Chariatard (JJ Mayes, Jennifer Ludwigsen, Jonas Oppenheim). William's still confused. Yup, still confused. Quench (Mandi Moss) and Mr. Dystrophy (Colin Willkie). Quench (Mandi Moss) and Mr. Dystrophy (Colin Willkie). Quench (Mandi Moss) and Mr. Dystrophy (Colin Willkie). The walls of their cell are dissolving.  Uh oh. Curtain Call

Meet Quench and Mr. Dystrophy.

EPISODE TWO (12/4/10)
Photos by C.M. Gonzalez
Video by Aaron Francis

SUMMARY:  Mudleak takes William to meet Mitch, the Wise Man... who is in love with a Boob Tree.  Mitch thinks that William wants to steal his one true love away, so challenges him to a deadly Chariatard race to settle the matter.  Meanwhile, Quench and Mr. Dystrophy are on William's trail, and once the bushes tell them where he's gone, they murder them, just for fun.

Mitch the Wise Man (Corey Klemow) is in love with a Boob Tree (Victor Isaac). Hi, Boob Tree. Mudleak leads William to the Wise Man. The Chariatard awaits. Mudleak explains Void World's social niceties. 'To talk to a Wise Man, you must keep their attention, or they just stare and drool.' William gets too near the Boob Tree for Mitch's liking. Shrub (Eric Curtis Johnson) and Bush (Gregory Guy Gorden), foliage in love. Quench and Mr. Dystrophy want to know where the stranger is. Quench and Mr. Dystrophy want to know where the stranger is. They swear that they wouldn't hurt a fly...

Mitch the Wise Man is in love with a Boob Tree.

Shrub and Bush have an unfortunate encounter with Quench and Mr. Dystrophy.

Photos by C.M. Gonzalez

SUMMARY:  Mudleak warns William that Chariatard races are long, bloody affairs.  Mitch enters on his War Chariatard, here to reclaim his honor and fight for the love of his boob tree.  William, panicking, is advised by Mudleak to cheat.  The Chariatard race is a confusing affair with no clear rules, but William ultimately triumphs by throwing candy off the track, and Mitch's War Chariatard follows.  However, William's triumph is short-loved.  Quench and Dystrophy arrive, and Mudleak, terrified, hides.  The duo trap William and tell him that with his last breath, he's doing them a great service...

"Chariatard races are long, bloody affairs." Mitch arrives in his War Chariatard (Trey Perkins, Rick Steadman & Terry Tocantins). "I have come, stranger, to reclaim my honor!" William doesn't know how he can possibly win. "Cheat!" advises Mudleak. Quench and Dystrophy arrive, and watch the race. Quench and Dystrophy arrive, and watch the race. "Mr. Dystrophy... fortune has smiled upon us." "Shh. Don't talk." "Don't ruin the moment." "Just know that with your last breath... you're doing us a great service." "Thank you. Now don't move." "It might make it hurt less." Curtain Call