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10/27/07: A Halloween Song - a song by Richard Levinson
 4/05/08: An Easter Song - a song by Richard Levinson
07/12/08: Patrick Duffy Pays Tribute - Patrick Duffy pays tribute to fallen serials at the 3rd Annual Thurstys
07/12/08: The Proposal Song - a song at the 3rd Annual Thurstys becomes a real marriage proposal!
10/18/08: Biting Political Satire - a song by Richard Levinson
 2/21/09: High Five City - celebrations at our 100th episode
 4/04/09: All The Leaves Are Brown - Terry helps us pass time at vote count
 4/11/09: Dear Back Pain - Joe Hernandez-Kolski wites a breakup letter
 5/02/09: Klagdor & Keely - Klagdor the aspiring-actor robot auditions for "Louis & Keely"
 4/02/11: Send in the Carnies - a song by Richard Levinson
 5/28/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Bad Karma
 6/25/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Cannibal
10/08/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hell on Heels
 2/11/12: Elvis Prestello: Tramp the Dirt Down
 4/21/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Backstabber Lady
 6/09/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Do It Like a Dude
10/06/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Promises
10/20/12: The Hip News: Vote Dizzy - The Hip News swings the election!
 2/23/13: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hey, Big Spender
 3/02/13: Bela Lugosi's Passion - Cabaret act For Lovers Only combines two great songs.
 4/27/13: The Serial Killers Dancers: Black Sheep
 7/13/13: Joe Dances Dirty - Joe Hernandez-Kolski talks about wanting to be Patrick Swayze
 7/20/13: The Engagement Dance of Walter Trey Perkins & Donnelle Fuller - Our second live-on-stage real-life proposal!
 9/28/13: Russell Sings - Cub Sinatra
10/19/13: Only a Lad - Marz Richards sings to round out your evening.
11/23/13: Karl and Little Joey - Karl describes an outrageous act to his pal Joey.
12/07/13: Karl and Little Joey Apologize - An abject Karl apologizes for last week's act.
12/14/13: Smooth Movementz - The dancing sensation that's sweeping the nation.
02/15/14: For Singles Only - Marz Richards will turn you into a lover.
02/08/14: Khan Khan - A musical number from China: The Whole Enchilada.
02/22/14: Roar and Jump - Michelle Gardner performs dances in American Sign Language.
03/01/14: Smooth Moviementz - Smooth Movementz returns with a salute to the movies.
04/12/14: Lovers Dance Apart - "For Lovers Only" presents a lovers musical mashup.
04/19/14: Giter Brider Itzik & Better Off Without a Wife - The dulcet tones of Bryan Krasner.
04/26/14: Rhune Kincaid - Songs of love and doom.
05/03/14: Zachary Bernstein - Zach sings "I've Got My Eye on You" and "Crispy Crispy Clementine."
05/24/14: Devil Doll - Disturbing doings from Marz Richards.
05/24/14: An Encounter with Sates - Sates sings "Encounter."
07/05/14: Tribute to America - Smooth Movementz presents a July 4 weekend patriotic tribute.
07/19/14: Big Finish - A big finish as many of the Season 9 Nightcaps combine for one mega-Nightcap.
09/13/14: Maral Adams - Stand-up comedy from Maral Adams.
09/20/14: Mr. Snapper & Mr. Buddy Make Whoopee - Thoughts on the most important part of matrimony.
09/20/14: Mr. Snapper & Mr. Buddy Cowboy Up - An old cowhand on the Rio Grande.
09/27/14: Glen Frazier - Stand-up comic Glen Frazier.
10/04/14: Milo Martin - Utopian nihilist and master of poetry Milo Martin performs a new work.
10/11/14: Korey Simeone - A short history lesson about fiddle music.
10/25/14: Your Host, Birthday Clown - Birthday Clown performs Renfield's "Stuntshow."
01/31/15: Karl Herlinger & Little Joey's Dating Tips - Questionable advice.
02/21/15: Michelle Gardner - Lip-sync sign language dance.
02/28/15: Before Dawn - Musical duo from Austin, Texas.
03/07/15: For Lovers Only - "Thunderbass" - Another musical mashup from "For Lovers Only."
04/04/15: A Word From the Producers of 99 Seat Theater - We're in the money.
04/11/15: The Awesome Gentleman's Society - Gentrifying the hip-hops.
04/18/15: Zachary Bernstein & Friends & Enemies - A "No Scrubs" musical interlude.
04/25/15: Jeremy Gayhorse & Uni - Famed stallion Jeremy Gayhorse visits with insight and poetry.
05/02/15: Orange Blossom Special - Korey Simeone (fiddle), Ryan Johnson (keyboard) and Chris Novicki (drum).
05/16/15: Smooth TV Movementz - Smooth Movementz returns with their tribute to television.
09/20/15: The Radioactive Chickenheads - Punk band The Radioactive Chickenheads rock the Nightcap.
09/26/15: Tyler Tyler - The magic of Tyler Tyler.
10/03/15: Red Light District - Red Light District perform a stripped-down version of their music.
10/10/15: Korey Simeone - Maybe - Korey Simeone may or may not be our entertainment tonight.
11/21/15: Nikki Muller - The Cole Porter of vagina songs.
12/05/15: Dinah Steward - A jazzy "Ghostbusters" and an original song from this classy vocalist.
12/12/15: Ari Radousky's Game Show Thing - High-speed trivia, loud and lightning-fast! Can YOU keep up with Ari?
12/19/15: Smooth Movementz - They're back with a salute to one-hit wonders!
02/20/16: Einstein's Girl - Science and romance collide in this musical performance.
02/27/16: Brendan Sings Bowie - Brendan Hunt and Zachary Bernstein pay tribute to the Starman.
03/12/16: Smokey Miles - Three bespoke songs from the human alter-ego of cult-favorite Count Smokula.
04/16/16: Brandon McCulloch - Three songs from balladeer Brandon McCulloch.
10/08/16: Doa Oxford - Doa Oxford sings "Something You Got"
10/15/16: Nate Shelkey - Nate performs the seasonally appropriate "Halloween 1987."
10/22/16: les petits guignolers - in "La Petit Mort" (The Little Death).
10/29/16: SKULLDUGGERY: "Eight Phases" - A musical number from our mainstage show, a prequel to Hamlet.
11/12/16: R.J. Comer - The Gentleman Outlaw sings "Smothered," "Leave Your Light On" and "St. James Infirmary"
02/04/17: Host Segment: Victor Isaac - Handsome can't compensate for some things.
02/25/17: Michelle Gardner: "Creep" & "F*** You" - w/Rodnesha K. Green, Monica Greene & Cj Merriman.
04/08/17: Amir Levi w/Brenda Varda - Excerpts from Amir Levi's cabaret show, with Brenda Varda on keys.
04/15/17: Joe Hernandez-Kolski: "Letter to My Future Wife" - Award-winning Spoken word artist Joe H-K returns.
04/22/17: Ian Smith - Original music.
04/29/17: Tina B. - Spoken word artist Tina B.
05/06/17: Fire Chief Charlie - Local band Fire Chief Charlie perform "Boris" and "We On the Radio."

by Jeffrey Pfeiffer
directed by Danny Fresh

4 Episodes
6/24/06 - 7/15/06

Everyone's favorite union leader is back! Newly out of prison, with
the fate of the unions in question, Jimmy grapples with a timeless
struggle.  Will goodness prevail? Will the magic pie reveal its secret?
Will the evil mob bosses destroy all hope for a peaceful sitdown?

Theme: "Jimmy Hoffa"
Words and Music by Brian Barrale and Mark C. Mendelson
Performed by Brian Barrale, Mark C. Mendelson, and Matt Montgomery

Published by Cheesenrice Music (ASCAP)
Listen to the Theme!

- Photos -     - Audio -     - Video -


Micah Costanza

Narrator (Ep. 1)

Hilario Saavedra

Narrator (Eps. 2-4)

Adam Bitterman

Jimmy Hoffa (Eps. 1-4)

Dustin Lancaster

Clipclopedes (Eps. 1-4)

Daniel Cryer

Frankie Mephistopheles (Eps. 1-2)

Teddie Sanders

Frankie Mephistopheles (Ep. 4)

Brendan McLoughlin

Agent Adderol/Tony Pro (Ep. 1)

Al Patino

Agent Dumbrowski/Tony Jack (Ep. 1)

Sasha Perl-Raver

Tina (Ep. 1)

Caitlin Prennace

Tina (Eps. 2-4)

Haven Hartman

Eli the Elf (Eps. 2 & 4)

Franci Montgomery

Sarafinides (Eps. 2-4)

Jin Suh

The Boss (Eps. 2 & 4)

Arny Cano

Announcer (Eps. 3-4)

Edward Kiniry-Ostro

Jeremy Minotaur (Eps. 3-4)
Gryphon (Ep. 4)

Heather Hopkins

The Ass (Eps. 3-4)

Paul Plunkett

Unicown (Ep. 4)

Jaime Andrews

Herpes (Ep. 4)


The Narrator (Micah Costanza) and The Narrator (Hilario Saavedra)

Click on Hilario to hear his Episode 2 recap.  Or rather, his
Episode 1 recap from the top of Episode 2.  Whatever.

Agents Dumboski (Al Patino) and Adderol (Brendan McLoughlin)
take a break from trying to dig up Hoffa's body to inspect
the Magic Pie Agent Adderol's wife packed for him.

Con Frankie Mephistopheles (Daniel Cryer) has something
to say about Hoffa, but has a coughing fit instead.

Hoffa (Adam Bitterman, center), newly out of jail, tries
to get back into the good graces of Tony Pro
(Brendan McLoughlin, L) and Tony Jack (Al Patino, R)

Hoffa and Ep. 1 Tina (Sasha Perl-Raver), plus Eps. 2-4 Tina (Caitlin Prennace)

Click on any of the following three
pictures to watch this scene!
From Episode One (6-24-06)

The Tonys ambush Hoffa, but then...

...a freakin' centaur (Dustin Lancaster)
arrives and takes them both out!

Yeah.  You heard me.  A centaur.

BONUS VIDEO:  Jimmy talks to Clipclopedes
about his working conditions.

From Episode Two (7-1-06)

Eli the Elf (Haven Hartman) dies
while delivering a vital message.

Click on either of the pictures to watch this scene!
From Episode Two (7-1-06)

Jimmy meets Clipclopedes' centaur sister, Sarafinides
(Franci Montgomery), and is instantly smitten.

Frankie informs The Boss (Jin Suh) that Jimmy is still alive.

Jeremy Minotaur awards the gang a record contract
after they strut their stuff at the breakdancing contest.
(L-R: Dustin Lancaster, Arny Cano & Edward Kiniry-Ostro)

Tina and Sarafinides pillow fight for Jimmy's love.

It all works out okay.

Jimmy's faithful servants, Herpes (Jaime Andrews), Gryphon (Edward Kiniry-Ostro)
and the Unicown (Paul Plunkett), minutes before Jimmy incites them to strike.

The Boss and friend.

The Boss and Frankie (Teddie Sanders) plot
to bury Jimmy beneath Giants stadium.

Even though the story ended here, we all
know how this came out, right?