Welcome to Sacred Fools Theater Company, est. 1997
CLOSE SEASON ONE, July 2005 - July 2006       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio
CLOSE SEASON TWO, Oct. 2006 - July 2007       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio
CLOSE SEASON THREE, Sept. 2007 - July 2008       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio
CLOSE SEASON FOUR, Sept. 2008 - July 2009       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow = Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON FIVE, Sept. 2009 - June 2010       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow = Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON SIX, Sept. 2010 - June 2011       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow = Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON SEVEN, Sept. 2011 - June 2012       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON EIGHT, Sept. 2012 - July 2013       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON NINE, Sept. 2013 - Aug. 2014       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON TEN, Sept. 2014 - May 2015       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON ELEVEN, Sept. 2015 - May 2016       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON TWELVE, Oct. 2016 - May 2017       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE THE NIGHTCAP and Other Miscellany      
10/27/07: A Halloween Song - a song by Richard Levinson
 4/05/08: An Easter Song - a song by Richard Levinson
07/12/08: Patrick Duffy Pays Tribute - Patrick Duffy pays tribute to fallen serials at the 3rd Annual Thurstys
07/12/08: The Proposal Song - a song at the 3rd Annual Thurstys becomes a real marriage proposal!
10/18/08: Biting Political Satire - a song by Richard Levinson
 2/21/09: High Five City - celebrations at our 100th episode
 4/04/09: All The Leaves Are Brown - Terry helps us pass time at vote count
 4/11/09: Dear Back Pain - Joe Hernandez-Kolski wites a breakup letter
 5/02/09: Klagdor & Keely - Klagdor the aspiring-actor robot auditions for "Louis & Keely"
 4/02/11: Send in the Carnies - a song by Richard Levinson
 5/28/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Bad Karma
 6/25/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Cannibal
10/08/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hell on Heels
 2/11/12: Elvis Prestello: Tramp the Dirt Down
 4/21/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Backstabber Lady
 6/09/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Do It Like a Dude
10/06/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Promises
10/20/12: The Hip News: Vote Dizzy - The Hip News swings the election!
 2/23/13: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hey, Big Spender
 3/02/13: Bela Lugosi's Passion - Cabaret act For Lovers Only combines two great songs.
 4/27/13: The Serial Killers Dancers: Black Sheep
 7/13/13: Joe Dances Dirty - Joe Hernandez-Kolski talks about wanting to be Patrick Swayze
 7/20/13: The Engagement Dance of Walter Trey Perkins & Donnelle Fuller - Our second live-on-stage real-life proposal!
 9/28/13: Russell Sings - Cub Sinatra
10/19/13: Only a Lad - Marz Richards sings to round out your evening.
11/23/13: Karl and Little Joey - Karl describes an outrageous act to his pal Joey.
12/07/13: Karl and Little Joey Apologize - An abject Karl apologizes for last week's act.
12/14/13: Smooth Movementz - The dancing sensation that's sweeping the nation.
02/15/14: For Singles Only - Marz Richards will turn you into a lover.
02/08/14: Khan Khan - A musical number from China: The Whole Enchilada.
02/22/14: Roar and Jump - Michelle Gardner performs dances in American Sign Language.
03/01/14: Smooth Moviementz - Smooth Movementz returns with a salute to the movies.
04/12/14: Lovers Dance Apart - "For Lovers Only" presents a lovers musical mashup.
04/19/14: Giter Brider Itzik & Better Off Without a Wife - The dulcet tones of Bryan Krasner.
04/26/14: Rhune Kincaid - Songs of love and doom.
05/03/14: Zachary Bernstein - Zach sings "I've Got My Eye on You" and "Crispy Crispy Clementine."
05/24/14: Devil Doll - Disturbing doings from Marz Richards.
05/24/14: An Encounter with Sates - Sates sings "Encounter."
07/05/14: Tribute to America - Smooth Movementz presents a July 4 weekend patriotic tribute.
07/19/14: Big Finish - A big finish as many of the Season 9 Nightcaps combine for one mega-Nightcap.
09/13/14: Maral Adams - Stand-up comedy from Maral Adams.
09/20/14: Mr. Snapper & Mr. Buddy Make Whoopee - Thoughts on the most important part of matrimony.
09/20/14: Mr. Snapper & Mr. Buddy Cowboy Up - An old cowhand on the Rio Grande.
09/27/14: Glen Frazier - Stand-up comic Glen Frazier.
10/04/14: Milo Martin - Utopian nihilist and master of poetry Milo Martin performs a new work.
10/11/14: Korey Simeone - A short history lesson about fiddle music.
10/25/14: Your Host, Birthday Clown - Birthday Clown performs Renfield's "Stuntshow."
01/31/15: Karl Herlinger & Little Joey's Dating Tips - Questionable advice.
02/21/15: Michelle Gardner - Lip-sync sign language dance.
02/28/15: Before Dawn - Musical duo from Austin, Texas.
03/07/15: For Lovers Only - "Thunderbass" - Another musical mashup from "For Lovers Only."
04/04/15: A Word From the Producers of 99 Seat Theater - We're in the money.
04/11/15: The Awesome Gentleman's Society - Gentrifying the hip-hops.
04/18/15: Zachary Bernstein & Friends & Enemies - A "No Scrubs" musical interlude.
04/25/15: Jeremy Gayhorse & Uni - Famed stallion Jeremy Gayhorse visits with insight and poetry.
05/02/15: Orange Blossom Special - Korey Simeone (fiddle), Ryan Johnson (keyboard) and Chris Novicki (drum).
05/16/15: Smooth TV Movementz - Smooth Movementz returns with their tribute to television.
09/20/15: The Radioactive Chickenheads - Punk band The Radioactive Chickenheads rock the Nightcap.
09/26/15: Tyler Tyler - The magic of Tyler Tyler.
10/03/15: Red Light District - Red Light District perform a stripped-down version of their music.
10/10/15: Korey Simeone - Maybe - Korey Simeone may or may not be our entertainment tonight.
11/21/15: Nikki Muller - The Cole Porter of vagina songs.
12/05/15: Dinah Steward - A jazzy "Ghostbusters" and an original song from this classy vocalist.
12/12/15: Ari Radousky's Game Show Thing - High-speed trivia, loud and lightning-fast! Can YOU keep up with Ari?
12/19/15: Smooth Movementz - They're back with a salute to one-hit wonders!
02/20/16: Einstein's Girl - Science and romance collide in this musical performance.
02/27/16: Brendan Sings Bowie - Brendan Hunt and Zachary Bernstein pay tribute to the Starman.
03/12/16: Smokey Miles - Three bespoke songs from the human alter-ego of cult-favorite Count Smokula.
04/16/16: Brandon McCulloch - Three songs from balladeer Brandon McCulloch.
10/08/16: Doa Oxford - Doa Oxford sings "Something You Got"
10/15/16: Nate Shelkey - Nate performs the seasonally appropriate "Halloween 1987."
10/22/16: les petits guignolers - in "La Petit Mort" (The Little Death).
10/29/16: SKULLDUGGERY: "Eight Phases" - A musical number from our mainstage show, a prequel to Hamlet.
11/12/16: R.J. Comer - The Gentleman Outlaw sings "Smothered," "Leave Your Light On" and "St. James Infirmary"
02/04/17: Host Segment: Victor Isaac - Handsome can't compensate for some things.
02/25/17: Michelle Gardner: "Creep" & "F*** You" - w/Rodnesha K. Green, Monica Greene & Cj Merriman.
04/08/17: Amir Levi w/Brenda Varda - Excerpts from Amir Levi's cabaret show, with Brenda Varda on keys.
04/15/17: Joe Hernandez-Kolski: "Letter to My Future Wife" - Award-winning Spoken word artist Joe H-K returns.
04/22/17: Ian Smith - Original music.
04/29/17: Tina B. - Spoken word artist Tina B.
05/06/17: Fire Chief Charlie - Local band Fire Chief Charlie perform "Boris" and "We On the Radio."

OFFICE FU
written by Jaime Robledo
directed by Ben Rock

5 Episodes
5/13/06 - 6/24/06

At the office, we need heroes now more than ever.

- Photos & Video -     -Audio-

CAST

Jason Shomer

Ken (Ep. 1)

Gianni Quatrano

Ken (Eps. 2-5)

Gerald McClanahan

Chow (Ep. 1)

Paul Plunkett

Chow (Eps. 2-4)

Mary Guilliams

Mei (Eps. 1-5)

Harrison Snyder

Wang (Ep. 1)
Lee (Eps. 1-
3)
Han (Eps. 4-5)

Wayne Dalglish

Wang (Ep. 2)

Jim Nieb

Lo Pan (Eps. 1-4)

Henry Dittman

Showzen (Eps. 2 & 5)

Taylor Marr

Chen (Ep. 2)
Ninja (Ep. 3)
Kwan
(Ep. 5)

Jaime Andrews

Chin Liu (Ep. 2)

Tom Kiesche

Shih Kien (Eps. 3-4)

Bryan Krasner

Budai (Ep. 3)

Rebecca Larsen

Li Wei (Eps. 3-4)

Amber Krzys

Feng Shui (Eps. 3-4)

Jenelle Riley

Wah Yuen (Ep. 4)

Georgia the Cat

Herself (Ep. 4)

Jaime Robledo, Taylor Marr
& Marc Antonio Pritchett

Ninjas (Ep. 4)

Marc Antonio Pritchett

Sho'Nuff (Ep. 5)

Matthew Garland

Zhong (Ep. 5)

Fight Coordinator - Harrison Snyder

PHOTOS & VIDEO

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From Episode One (5-13-06)

Ken the office temp (Jason Shomer)
dreams of his destiny, fighting Ninjas.

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From Episode One (5-13-06)

Mei (Mary Guilliams) gets down to Wu-Tang Clan on company time...

 
...and is caught by Chow (Gerald McClanahan).

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From Episode One (5-13-06)

Lo Pan (Jim Nieb) teaches Ken many wise things... the
most important of which is, don't fuck with Lo Pan.


Curtain Call for the Episode 1 cast


The Episode 2 staff of White Lotus
Standing: The suddenly-Caucasian Chow (Paul Plunkett)
and Mei (Mary Guilliams).  Sitting, L-R: Wang (Wayne Dalglish),
Lee (Harrison Snyder) and Ken (Gianni Quatrano)

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From Episode Two (5-20-06)

Kung Fu fighting at the office!

BONUS VIDEO:  At curtain call, Wayne Kung Fus
so hard his shoe flies off and hits the ceiling!


Staplers are far deadlier than nunchucks.


HR demon Chin Liu (Jaime Andrews) informs copy girl
Mei what it REALLY means to be a "reproduction specialist."

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From Episode Three (5-27-06)

Don't EVER ask to rub Budai's (Bryan Krasner) belly -
expecially if he's been stuck working in the mail room,
and you just turned him down for a freakin' date.

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From Episode Three (5-27-06)

Lo Pan forces Chow to cut off his own hand.

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From Episode Three (5-27-06)

Meet Shih Kien (Tom Kiesche), Lo Pan's old friend
turned enemy, who wants to buy out White Lotus.
Spectacular live special effects abound!


Shih Kien offers Lo Pan the company of
Li Wei (Rebecca Larsen) and Feng Shui (Amber Krzys)
to try to persuade him to sell the company.  But then
in the next episode they try to kill him and then Lo Pan
takes over their minds and starts to make them strip naked
but then a ninja assassin kills them with poison darts
and then more ninjas come out and start kung fu fighting
with Lo Pan and that's just kind of how this story rolls.


Wah Yuen's (Jenelle Riley) brew needs more cat.
Oh, and there's a big plot point about Ken's power.
What was it?  What was it?  Hmmmmmmmmmmm?
Maybe you should come see the show instead of
expecting me to summarize everything for you, huh?
I dunno, I think I'm spoiling you folks.

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From Episode Four (6-17-06)

A somewhat dramatic scene in which Chow is
granted a new "hand" by Shih Kien is undermined
by the nimble comic timing of a car alarm outside the
theater.  (Chow's eyepatch fell off a bit earlier in the
scene.  It was that kind of night.  Live theater, folks!)


Han (Harrison Snider) arrives to take revenge
on Lo Pan, who disemboweled his brother.
And Han TOTALLY KICKS LO PAN'S ASS.
Dun-Dun-DUNNNNNNN!

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From Episode Six (6-24-06)

Chow, having thrown in with Shih Kien, tries to clear out his desk,
but faces some resistance from Kwan (Taylor Marr, seated).


Han doesn't want self-appointed sidekick Zhong
(Matthew Garland) hanging around, so he
breaks his neck.  Repeatedly.  Until it takes.


It's time for some action.  Some AFFIRMATIVE action.
Marc Antonio Pritchett as Sho'Nuff