written by Alyson Mead
directed by Danielle Ozymandias
This is what happens when you drop
your cell phone into a tequila fountain.
EPISODE ONE (9/13/14)
SUMMARY: Rachel Bone's life has been unbearable
since she dropped her cell phone into a tequila fountain and it
achieved sentience. The phone, who a spiteful Rachel has
now named "Princess PussyFace," is full of blisteringly honest
and cynical observations about Rachel's life, and blurts them
out loud, in public, all the time. This makes it hard for
Rachel to pick up guys, but Hal's willing to listen. Even
with Rachel's apparent previous conquest - a droopy elephant/man
thing named Gasbag - still in tow.