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10/27/07: A Halloween Song - a song by Richard Levinson
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07/12/08: Patrick Duffy Pays Tribute - Patrick Duffy pays tribute to fallen serials at the 3rd Annual Thurstys
07/12/08: The Proposal Song - a song at the 3rd Annual Thurstys becomes a real marriage proposal!
10/18/08: Biting Political Satire - a song by Richard Levinson
 2/21/09: High Five City - celebrations at our 100th episode
 4/04/09: All The Leaves Are Brown - Terry helps us pass time at vote count
 4/11/09: Dear Back Pain - Joe Hernandez-Kolski wites a breakup letter
 5/02/09: Klagdor & Keely - Klagdor the aspiring-actor robot auditions for "Louis & Keely"
 4/02/11: Send in the Carnies - a song by Richard Levinson
 5/28/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Bad Karma
 6/25/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Cannibal
10/08/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hell on Heels
 2/11/12: Elvis Prestello: Tramp the Dirt Down
 4/21/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Backstabber Lady
 6/09/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Do It Like a Dude
10/06/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Promises
10/20/12: The Hip News: Vote Dizzy - The Hip News swings the election!
 2/23/13: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hey, Big Spender
 3/02/13: Bela Lugosi's Passion - Cabaret act For Lovers Only combines two great songs.
 4/27/13: The Serial Killers Dancers: Black Sheep
 7/13/13: Joe Dances Dirty - Joe Hernandez-Kolski talks about wanting to be Patrick Swayze
 7/20/13: The Engagement Dance of Walter Trey Perkins & Donnelle Fuller - Our second live-on-stage real-life proposal!
 9/28/13: Russell Sings - Cub Sinatra
10/19/13: Only a Lad - Marz Richards sings to round out your evening.
11/23/13: Karl and Little Joey - Karl describes an outrageous act to his pal Joey.
12/07/13: Karl and Little Joey Apologize - An abject Karl apologizes for last week's act.
12/14/13: Smooth Movementz - The dancing sensation that's sweeping the nation.
02/15/14: For Singles Only - Marz Richards will turn you into a lover.
02/08/14: Khan Khan - A musical number from China: The Whole Enchilada.
02/22/14: Roar and Jump - Michelle Gardner performs dances in American Sign Language.
03/01/14: Smooth Moviementz - Smooth Movementz returns with a salute to the movies.
04/12/14: Lovers Dance Apart - "For Lovers Only" presents a lovers musical mashup.
04/19/14: Giter Brider Itzik & Better Off Without a Wife - The dulcet tones of Bryan Krasner.
04/26/14: Rhune Kincaid - Songs of love and doom.
05/03/14: Zachary Bernstein - Zach sings "I've Got My Eye on You" and "Crispy Crispy Clementine."
05/24/14: Devil Doll - Disturbing doings from Marz Richards.
05/24/14: An Encounter with Sates - Sates sings "Encounter."
07/05/14: Tribute to America - Smooth Movementz presents a July 4 weekend patriotic tribute.
07/19/14: Big Finish - A big finish as many of the Season 9 Nightcaps combine for one mega-Nightcap.
09/13/14: Maral Adams - Stand-up comedy from Maral Adams.
09/20/14: Mr. Snapper & Mr. Buddy Make Whoopee - Thoughts on the most important part of matrimony.
09/20/14: Mr. Snapper & Mr. Buddy Cowboy Up - An old cowhand on the Rio Grande.
09/27/14: Glen Frazier - Stand-up comic Glen Frazier.
10/04/14: Milo Martin - Utopian nihilist and master of poetry Milo Martin performs a new work.
10/11/14: Korey Simeone - A short history lesson about fiddle music.
10/25/14: Your Host, Birthday Clown - Birthday Clown performs Renfield's "Stuntshow."
01/31/15: Karl Herlinger & Little Joey's Dating Tips - Questionable advice.
02/21/15: Michelle Gardner - Lip-sync sign language dance.
02/28/15: Before Dawn - Musical duo from Austin, Texas.
03/07/15: For Lovers Only - "Thunderbass" - Another musical mashup from "For Lovers Only."
04/04/15: A Word From the Producers of 99 Seat Theater - We're in the money.
04/11/15: The Awesome Gentleman's Society - Gentrifying the hip-hops.
04/18/15: Zachary Bernstein & Friends & Enemies - A "No Scrubs" musical interlude.
04/25/15: Jeremy Gayhorse & Uni - Famed stallion Jeremy Gayhorse visits with insight and poetry.
05/02/15: Orange Blossom Special - Korey Simeone (fiddle), Ryan Johnson (keyboard) and Chris Novicki (drum).
05/16/15: Smooth TV Movementz - Smooth Movementz returns with their tribute to television.
09/20/15: The Radioactive Chickenheads - Punk band The Radioactive Chickenheads rock the Nightcap.
09/26/15: Tyler Tyler - The magic of Tyler Tyler.
10/03/15: Red Light District - Red Light District perform a stripped-down version of their music.
10/10/15: Korey Simeone - Maybe - Korey Simeone may or may not be our entertainment tonight.
11/21/15: Nikki Muller - The Cole Porter of vagina songs.
12/05/15: Dinah Steward - A jazzy "Ghostbusters" and an original song from this classy vocalist.
12/12/15: Ari Radousky's Game Show Thing - High-speed trivia, loud and lightning-fast! Can YOU keep up with Ari?
12/19/15: Smooth Movementz - They're back with a salute to one-hit wonders!
02/20/16: Einstein's Girl - Science and romance collide in this musical performance.
02/27/16: Brendan Sings Bowie - Brendan Hunt and Zachary Bernstein pay tribute to the Starman.
03/12/16: Smokey Miles - Three bespoke songs from the human alter-ego of cult-favorite Count Smokula.
04/16/16: Brandon McCulloch - Three songs from balladeer Brandon McCulloch.
10/08/16: Doa Oxford - Doa Oxford sings "Something You Got"
10/15/16: Nate Shelkey - Nate performs the seasonally appropriate "Halloween 1987."
10/22/16: les petits guignolers - in "La Petit Mort" (The Little Death).
10/29/16: SKULLDUGGERY: "Eight Phases" - A musical number from our mainstage show, a prequel to Hamlet.
11/12/16: R.J. Comer - The Gentleman Outlaw sings "Smothered," "Leave Your Light On" and "St. James Infirmary"
02/04/17: Host Segment: Victor Isaac - Handsome can't compensate for some things.
02/25/17: Michelle Gardner: "Creep" & "F*** You" - w/Rodnesha K. Green, Monica Greene & Cj Merriman.
04/08/17: Amir Levi w/Brenda Varda - Excerpts from Amir Levi's cabaret show, with Brenda Varda on keys.
04/15/17: Joe Hernandez-Kolski: "Letter to My Future Wife" - Award-winning Spoken word artist Joe H-K returns.
04/22/17: Ian Smith - Original music.
04/29/17: Tina B. - Spoken word artist Tina B.
05/06/17: Fire Chief Charlie - Local band Fire Chief Charlie perform "Boris" and "We On the Radio."

by Peter Fluet
directed by JJ  Mayes

The end of this day is the beginning of a long,
hot, brutal night.  So bring comfortable shoes.

7 Episodes
Original Run: 2 Eps, 1/31/15 - 2/7/15
Playoffs Run: 5 Eps, 4/4/15, 4/18/15 - 5/2/15, 5/16/15

EPISODE ONE (1/31/15)

SUMMARY:  When vapid celebrity Mark Timmons takes his time boarding a plane, the plane is delayed - much to the annoyance of the pilot, the short-tempered and violent Shep.  Mark's entourage is a mass of self-involved jerks, many of whom want each other dead - including Mark's brother Jacob, who is having an affair with Mark's wife, Lydia; they want Mark out of the way.  As everybody learns about Shep's violent tendencies, they all plot to murder the people who annoy them and frame Shep.  Meanwhile, Shep's teenage daughter Connie, who Shep seldom gets to see, is spending a reluctant weekend as his co-pilot (it's a long story).  Connie is a big fan of Mark Timmons, and can barely contain herself when she learns that he's going to be on the plane.  Mark Timmons finally boards, but the flight has been delayed so long that they've missed their window to avoid a major storm - which they must now fly through.

Photos by Scott Golden

EPISODE TWO (2/7/15)

SUMMARY:  The future: reporter Cora Sterns interviews an elderly woman about the mysterious events of the Tangerine Sunset.  Present day: the passengers of the plane weather a rocky, turbulent storm and nearly crash, just barely surviving.  Shep is murderously furious when he learns that some of the turbulence was due to Mark Timmons being on his cell phone.  Despite this, all the other passengers begin using their cell phones after Shep returns to the cockpit.  Lydia begins to back out of her plans with Jacob to kill Mark, while the rest of the passengers continue their plotting to kill Lydia.

An unnamed elderly woman (Jamie Fluet) is interviewed by Cora Sterns (Colin Willkie) about the long-ago mystery of the Tangerine Sunset. Mark Timmons is using his cellphone on the plane. Lydia's had about enough. A tender moment between Lydia and Mark.

Photos by Scott Golden


SUMMARY:  The plane has crashed, thanks to Mark Timmons, and Shep attacks him, vowing to leave him dead in a ditch.  When Shep leaves Mark for dead, the others are inconsolable - especially Connie - but Mark eventually rises, proclaiming that he was just acting.  Suddenly, a well-dressed man named Tomas arrives, telling him he'll lead them to the mansion of his wealthy employers... the Tangerine Sunset.

Photos by Marian Gonzalez


SUMMARY:  At the Tangerine Sunset compound, we meet a twisted couple: the nearly-paralyzed Moira and her billionaire husband, Casper - as well as their terrified servant Dawniel, who is tasked with helping Moira move, but is shrieked at and threatened by the couple whenever he makes eye contact with Casper... which, due to his duties, is frequently.  As the passengers of the downed plane arrive, Moira is given her injection, which allows her to move normally for a time.  Casper welcomes them all, but soon gets into an argument with Casper about what sort of animal's roar they've just heard coming from the jungle.  Casper says it's a jaguar, but Mark insists it's a Puma... and for some reason, believes that as a great actor - who can also rap and do magic - he knows a Puma when he hears one.

Photos by Aaron Francis


SUMMARY:  As everyone from the plane crash retires to their rooms, Casper asks Moira which of the women's bodies she'd like to have; he himself is planning on taking the body of Mark Timmons - and CC's body, if that doesn't go well.  Moira can't decide, so they spy on their guests via one-way mirrors in their rooms.  Dawniel asks if he'll finally be free once they have their new bodies, but he is shouted down and terrified into silence.  In their rooms, Heather, Tonya and Sebastian agree that they still want to kill Lydia, while Lydia and Jacob are still agreed that they want to kill Mark.  CC accuses Brenda of wanting to sleep with Shep, which she denies - but she's all over him when he visits their room.  Outside, Connie leaps into Mark Timmons' arms, hoping for a tryst with her favorite movie star; though he tries to push her away, they are caught by Shep, who is enraged to to him "molesting" his daughter.  Back inside, Moira ambushes Heather, who she had earlier heard mocking her; it seems she's decided whose body to take...

Photos by Aaron Francis


SUMMARY:  A traumatized Dawniel has found Heather's body - or is he the one who killed her? - but it seems that Moira is still deciding on whose body to take.  But it's time for the Tangerine Sunset ball, and Casper's not sure if he can go through with it... not the plans to steal two bodies for Moira and himself, but with the small talk at the party.  Meanwhile, Tonya and Sebastian continue to plot to kill Lydia, as they believe she's hindering Mark's career, while Jacob and Lydia want to kill Mark for the insurance money.  Shep has decked Mark for "molesting" Connie, and is then waylaid by Brenda, who comes on to him.  Shep breaks her heart by saying that sleeping with her was a mistake he doesn't intend to repeat.  Mark and Jacob, who are twins, get into a fight; as twins, they are evenly matched in strength (even while noting that that makes no actual sense), but a puma attacks them mid-battle.  Moira, whose body manufactures too much calcium, which is slowly turning her into a statue, runs into a heartbroken Connie.  Upon learning that Connie is only seventeen, she tells her that she CAN be with Mark... and chloroforms her; her choice of body has been made.  Shep catches her in the act, but Tomas shoots him before he can come to his daughter's rescue.  Elsewhere, Tonya and Sebastian meet Dr. Augustine, a scientist who quibbles with the definition of "mad."  However, he says, he has reanimated a corpse.  As the staggering, mindless and now re-animated form of Heather lurches in, Dr. Augustine leaves, locking them in the lab with the ghastly remains of their friend.

Photos by Aaron Francis


SUMMARY:  Zombie Heather bites CC, who is convinced he's going to turn into a zombie himself. Lydia finds Shep, and Dr. Augustine claims he can help nurse him back to health. Mark tells Jacob he was just acting and isn't really mad at his brother, but Jacob confesses his affair with Lydia; suddenly, Tomas kidnaps Jacob, confusing him with Mark... but Mark has an idea involving the Puma. Tomas runs into Sebastian and Tonya, the latter of whom tries to distract him with her feminine wiles so they can free Jacob, but while she's doing that Tomas manages to snap Sebastian's neck. He is only prevented from killing Tonya by the arrival of an enraged Lydia, but ultimately, it's Mark to the rescue when he throws the puma at Tomas. They are all distracted when Dr. Augustine reveals that he's turned Shep into a monster. Everybody gathers together, and Mark gives his blessing to Jacob and Lydia's love.  Casper and Moira arrive, and Casper shoots nearly everyone in the room. Shep begs Connie to shoot him between the eyes and leave him dead in a ditch; Connie can't do it, so a dying Brenda grabs the gun and does it herself... after which CC and Brenda comfort each other as they slip away. Connie, though wounded, escapes, but Casper, Moira and Tomas grab Mark and Tonya for the body swap. Meanwhile, Dawniel initiates the body swap, but something goes wrong - there's a blackout and gunshots, and when the lights come back on, Mark Timmons is gone, and Moira is still in her own body, nearly immobile... and an enraged Dawniel takes his revenge for his years of servitude, strangling Moira. Meanwhile, Lydia is looking for Mark and Jacob, but instead runs into Dr. Augustine, who says he's locked Casper in a virtual reality, and thrown Jacob in there with him... while in another room, Dr. Augustine has locked Mark... who he has made immortal by combining him with the puma, turning him into a Pumatar - head of a puma, body of a man.  Lydia can only have one of them, and Lydia chooses Jacob.  As they leave, she runs into officer Dave Theune, who everybody the whole episode has been talking up as the most awesome person in the world.  Meanwhile, the Pumatar does a "magic" act for the crowd. [WEBMASTER IS PAINFULLY AWARE THERE ARE MANY INACCURACIES IN THIS SYNOPSIS AND IS WAITING FOR THE AUTHOR TO SEND HIM A SCRIPT]

Photos by Aaron Francis


Brandon Barrick

Mark Timmons (Eps. 1-2 & 4-7)

Pete Caslavka

Mark Timmons (Ep. 3)

Peter Fluet

Jacob Timmons (Eps. 1-7)

Amanda Blake Davis

Lydia Timmons (Eps. 1-7)

Matt Valle

CC (Eps. 1-7)

Donal Thoms-Cappello

Sebastian (Eps. 1-7)

Erika Rose

Heather (Eps. 1-7)

Monica Greene

Tonya (Eps. 1-7)

Lauren Van Kurin

Brenda (Eps. 1-7)

Pat Towne

Shep (Eps. 1-7)

Julia Griswold

Connie (Eps. 1-7)

Colin Willkie

Cora Sterns (Ep. 2)
Tomas (Eps. 4-7)

Jamie Fluet

Elderly Woman (Ep. 2)

Esteban Andres Cruz

Tomas (Ep. 3)

Bryan Krasner

Dawniel (Eps. 5-7)

Heather Schmidt

Moira (Eps. 5-7)

Scott Leggett

Casper (Eps. 5-7)

Chris Alvarado

Dr. Augustine (Eps. 6-7)

Victor Isaac

Dave Theune (Ep. 7)

Natalie Rose

Assistant (Ep. 7)

Brendan Patterson

Pumatar (Ep. 7)