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10/27/07: A Halloween Song - a song by Richard Levinson
 4/05/08: An Easter Song - a song by Richard Levinson
07/12/08: Patrick Duffy Pays Tribute - Patrick Duffy pays tribute to fallen serials at the 3rd Annual Thurstys
07/12/08: The Proposal Song - a song at the 3rd Annual Thurstys becomes a real marriage proposal!
10/18/08: Biting Political Satire - a song by Richard Levinson
 2/21/09: High Five City - celebrations at our 100th episode
 4/04/09: All The Leaves Are Brown - Terry helps us pass time at vote count
 4/11/09: Dear Back Pain - Joe Hernandez-Kolski wites a breakup letter
 5/02/09: Klagdor & Keely - Klagdor the aspiring-actor robot auditions for "Louis & Keely"
 4/02/11: Send in the Carnies - a song by Richard Levinson
 5/28/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Bad Karma
 6/25/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Cannibal
10/08/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hell on Heels
 2/11/12: Elvis Prestello: Tramp the Dirt Down
 4/21/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Backstabber Lady
 6/09/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Do It Like a Dude
10/06/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Promises
10/20/12: The Hip News: Vote Dizzy - The Hip News swings the election!
 2/23/13: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hey, Big Spender
 3/02/13: Bela Lugosi's Passion - Cabaret act For Lovers Only combines two great songs.
 4/27/13: The Serial Killers Dancers: Black Sheep
 7/13/13: Joe Dances Dirty - Joe Hernandez-Kolski talks about wanting to be Patrick Swayze
 7/20/13: The Engagement Dance of Walter Trey Perkins & Donnelle Fuller - Our second live-on-stage real-life proposal!
 9/28/13: Russell Sings - Cub Sinatra
10/19/13: Only a Lad - Marz Richards sings to round out your evening.
11/23/13: Karl and Little Joey - Karl describes an outrageous act to his pal Joey.
12/07/13: Karl and Little Joey Apologize - An abject Karl apologizes for last week's act.
12/14/13: Smooth Movementz - The dancing sensation that's sweeping the nation.
02/15/14: For Singles Only - Marz Richards will turn you into a lover.
02/08/14: Khan Khan - A musical number from China: The Whole Enchilada.
02/22/14: Roar and Jump - Michelle Gardner performs dances in American Sign Language.
03/01/14: Smooth Moviementz - Smooth Movementz returns with a salute to the movies.
04/12/14: Lovers Dance Apart - "For Lovers Only" presents a lovers musical mashup.
04/19/14: Giter Brider Itzik & Better Off Without a Wife - The dulcet tones of Bryan Krasner.
04/26/14: Rhune Kincaid - Songs of love and doom.
05/03/14: Zachary Bernstein - Zach sings "I've Got My Eye on You" and "Crispy Crispy Clementine."
05/24/14: Devil Doll - Disturbing doings from Marz Richards.
05/24/14: An Encounter with Sates - Sates sings "Encounter."
07/05/14: Tribute to America - Smooth Movementz presents a July 4 weekend patriotic tribute.
07/19/14: Big Finish - A big finish as many of the Season 9 Nightcaps combine for one mega-Nightcap.
09/13/14: Maral Adams - Stand-up comedy from Maral Adams.
09/20/14: Mr. Snapper & Mr. Buddy Make Whoopee - Thoughts on the most important part of matrimony.
09/20/14: Mr. Snapper & Mr. Buddy Cowboy Up - An old cowhand on the Rio Grande.
09/27/14: Glen Frazier - Stand-up comic Glen Frazier.
10/04/14: Milo Martin - Utopian nihilist and master of poetry Milo Martin performs a new work.
10/11/14: Korey Simeone - A short history lesson about fiddle music.
10/25/14: Your Host, Birthday Clown - Birthday Clown performs Renfield's "Stuntshow."
01/31/15: Karl Herlinger & Little Joey's Dating Tips - Questionable advice.
02/21/15: Michelle Gardner - Lip-sync sign language dance.
02/28/15: Before Dawn - Musical duo from Austin, Texas.
03/07/15: For Lovers Only - "Thunderbass" - Another musical mashup from "For Lovers Only."
04/04/15: A Word From the Producers of 99 Seat Theater - We're in the money.
04/11/15: The Awesome Gentleman's Society - Gentrifying the hip-hops.
04/18/15: Zachary Bernstein & Friends & Enemies - A "No Scrubs" musical interlude.
04/25/15: Jeremy Gayhorse & Uni - Famed stallion Jeremy Gayhorse visits with insight and poetry.
05/02/15: Orange Blossom Special - Korey Simeone (fiddle), Ryan Johnson (keyboard) and Chris Novicki (drum).
05/16/15: Smooth TV Movementz - Smooth Movementz returns with their tribute to television.
09/20/15: The Radioactive Chickenheads - Punk band The Radioactive Chickenheads rock the Nightcap.
09/26/15: Tyler Tyler - The magic of Tyler Tyler.
10/03/15: Red Light District - Red Light District perform a stripped-down version of their music.
10/10/15: Korey Simeone - Maybe - Korey Simeone may or may not be our entertainment tonight.
11/21/15: Nikki Muller - The Cole Porter of vagina songs.
12/05/15: Dinah Steward - A jazzy "Ghostbusters" and an original song from this classy vocalist.
12/12/15: Ari Radousky's Game Show Thing - High-speed trivia, loud and lightning-fast! Can YOU keep up with Ari?
12/19/15: Smooth Movementz - They're back with a salute to one-hit wonders!
02/20/16: Einstein's Girl - Science and romance collide in this musical performance.
02/27/16: Brendan Sings Bowie - Brendan Hunt and Zachary Bernstein pay tribute to the Starman.
03/12/16: Smokey Miles - Three bespoke songs from the human alter-ego of cult-favorite Count Smokula.
04/16/16: Brandon McCulloch - Three songs from balladeer Brandon McCulloch.
10/08/16: Dońa Oxford - Dońa Oxford sings "Something You Got"
10/15/16: Nate Shelkey - Nate performs the seasonally appropriate "Halloween 1987."
10/22/16: les petits guignolers - in "La Petit Mort" (The Little Death).
10/29/16: SKULLDUGGERY: "Eight Phases" - A musical number from our mainstage show, a prequel to Hamlet.
11/12/16: R.J. Comer - The Gentleman Outlaw sings "Smothered," "Leave Your Light On" and "St. James Infirmary"
02/04/17: Host Segment: Victor Isaac - Handsome can't compensate for some things.
02/25/17: Michelle Gardner: "Creep" & "F*** You" - w/Rodnesha K. Green, Monica Greene & Cj Merriman.
04/08/17: Amir Levi w/Brenda Varda - Excerpts from Amir Levi's cabaret show, with Brenda Varda on keys.
04/15/17: Joe Hernandez-Kolski: "Letter to My Future Wife" - Award-winning Spoken word artist Joe H-K returns.
04/22/17: Ian Smith - Original music.
04/29/17: Tina B. - Spoken word artist Tina B.

ALEX IN AGENCYLAND
written by TJ O'Brien
directed by Sabrina Lloyd
ep. 4 directed by Erik Engman

Off with your self-esteem!

4 Episodes
Original Run: 3 Eps, 10/3/15 - 10/17/15
Playoffs Run: 1 Ep, 4/9/16

EPISODE ONE (10/3/15)

SUMMARY:  It's Alex's first day temping at a high-powered talent agency, and the seemingly friendly Mary Ellen shows him around. However, he is soon left alone with his co-worker, the high-strung Eoin, who quickly disabuses Alex of any notion that working at the agency will be any fun at all. Long hours, no lunch break, and mad dashes to and from the bathroom will be the norm. The agent Alex is supporting, Bobby, is out of the office, leading Eoin to have to grab Alex's phone and go into damage control mode when Alex commits the no-no of letting the caller know Barry's not there. Alex gets a further look at how things work when the agent Eoin supports, Amanda Matters arrives, and nearly makes Eoin flog himself with his own belt for some minor infraction. Still, Alex is chipper and ready to make the best of things. When Mary Ellen informs them that the person Alex is temping for is more ill than originally thought and won't be coming back to the office for a long time, Eoin is very upset to be stuck working with Alex.

Photos by Shaela Cook

EPISODE TWO (10/10/15)

SUMMARY:  Eoin is stunned when Alex does something nice for him, though the words "thank you" are foreign to his vocabulary. Meanwhile, movie star Dash Mason flirts with ingenue Chloe Cartwright, infuriating Amanda, who has been dating Dash. Upset, she calls a meeting fellow agent Bobby Barrett and their boss, uber-agent Grant Worthington. Amanda suggests they should drop Dash from the agency, and is incensed when Grant simply reassigns him to be Bobby's client. Both Dash and Bobby are bros-of-a-feather, and Amanda icily proclaims that they deserve each other. After the meeting, she takes out her frustrations on Eoin.

Photos by Victor Isaac

EPISODE THREE (10/17/15)

SUMMARY:  Alex has a first date, but Eoin tells him he can't leave until his agent leaves. Unbeknownst to Alex, however, Bobby is staying in the office all night, watching the game and getting drunk, because he broke up with his girlfriend and has nowhere else to stay. At midnight, Alex finally checks up on Bobby, who passes out on him, immobilizing Alex. The next morning, Bobby apologizes - and tells Alex not to listen to Eoin. Bobby thinks agenting doesn't need to be about yelling and screaming and making people feel awful, and although the two are very different, Alex and Bobby bond; Bobby offers to teach Alex about sports, while Alex will take the uninitiated Bobby to the theatre. Meanwhile, Eoin deals with a nonsensical series of demands from Amanda.

Photos by Victor Isaac

EPISODE FOUR (4/9/16) - PLAYOFFS ROUND 1!

SUMMARY: Alex has been “floating” as Amanda’s assistant in Eoin’s absence, and she asks Alex to consider making it a permanent arrangement. She’s livid that Eoin chose to attend his mother’s funeral in person after she offered to set up a live feed so he could stay at his desk. When Eoin returns, he has finally had enough and blows up at Amanda. Eoin reminds Alex that while they were trapped in the elevator between episodes, they had talked about forming their own agency, and he’s ready to move forward with the idea. Before Alex can even answer him, Bobby grills him about Amanda’s suspicious behavior and reveals that he’s asked HR to make Alex his permanent assistant. Alex comes to the sinking realization that nobody is on nobody’s side - but everyone expects him to be on their side, as Amanda, Eoin, and Bobby literally play tug-of-war with him until he collapses. Meanwhile, Bobby catches Amanda snooping through DIE’s confidential files in preparation to form her own agency.

CAST

Colin Thomas Jennings

Alex (Eps. 1-4)

Cynthia Beckert

Mary Ellen (Ep. 1)

TJ O'Brien

Eoin (Eps. 1-4)

Rebecca Larsen

Amanda Matters (Eps. 1-2 & 4)

Colin Willkie

Bobby Barrett (Eps. 2-4)

Paul J. Ballin

Dash Mason (Ep. 2)

Jennifer Erin Bailey

Chloe Cartwright (Ep. 2)

Bart Tangredi

Grant Worthington (Ep. 2)

Crystal Diaz

Time Girl (Ep. 3)