Welcome to Sacred Fools Theater Company, est. 1997
CLOSE SEASON ONE, July 2005 - July 2006       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio
CLOSE SEASON TWO, Oct. 2006 - July 2007       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio
CLOSE SEASON THREE, Sept. 2007 - July 2008       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio
CLOSE SEASON FOUR, Sept. 2008 - July 2009       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow = Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON FIVE, Sept. 2009 - June 2010       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow = Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON SIX, Sept. 2010 - June 2011       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow = Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON SEVEN, Sept. 2011 - June 2012       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON EIGHT, Sept. 2012 - July 2013       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON NINE, Sept. 2013 - Aug. 2014       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON TEN, Sept. 2014 - May 2015       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON ELEVEN, Sept. 2015 - May 2016       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON TWELVE, Oct. 2016 - May 2017       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Continuing Serials
CLOSE THE NIGHTCAP and Other Miscellany      
10/27/07: A Halloween Song - a song by Richard Levinson
 4/05/08: An Easter Song - a song by Richard Levinson
07/12/08: Patrick Duffy Pays Tribute - Patrick Duffy pays tribute to fallen serials at the 3rd Annual Thurstys
07/12/08: The Proposal Song - a song at the 3rd Annual Thurstys becomes a real marriage proposal!
10/18/08: Biting Political Satire - a song by Richard Levinson
 2/21/09: High Five City - celebrations at our 100th episode
 4/04/09: All The Leaves Are Brown - Terry helps us pass time at vote count
 4/11/09: Dear Back Pain - Joe Hernandez-Kolski wites a breakup letter
 5/02/09: Klagdor & Keely - Klagdor the aspiring-actor robot auditions for "Louis & Keely"
 4/02/11: Send in the Carnies - a song by Richard Levinson
 5/28/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Bad Karma
 6/25/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Cannibal
10/08/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hell on Heels
 2/11/12: Elvis Prestello: Tramp the Dirt Down
 4/21/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Backstabber Lady
 6/09/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Do It Like a Dude
10/06/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Promises
10/20/12: The Hip News: Vote Dizzy - The Hip News swings the election!
 2/23/13: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hey, Big Spender
 3/02/13: Bela Lugosi's Passion - Cabaret act For Lovers Only combines two great songs.
 4/27/13: The Serial Killers Dancers: Black Sheep
 7/13/13: Joe Dances Dirty - Joe Hernandez-Kolski talks about wanting to be Patrick Swayze
 7/20/13: The Engagement Dance of Walter Trey Perkins & Donnelle Fuller - Our second live-on-stage real-life proposal!
 9/28/13: Russell Sings - Cub Sinatra
10/19/13: Only a Lad - Marz Richards sings to round out your evening.
11/23/13: Karl and Little Joey - Karl describes an outrageous act to his pal Joey.
12/07/13: Karl and Little Joey Apologize - An abject Karl apologizes for last week's act.
12/14/13: Smooth Movementz - The dancing sensation that's sweeping the nation.
02/15/14: For Singles Only - Marz Richards will turn you into a lover.
02/08/14: Khan Khan - A musical number from China: The Whole Enchilada.
02/22/14: Roar and Jump - Michelle Gardner performs dances in American Sign Language.
03/01/14: Smooth Moviementz - Smooth Movementz returns with a salute to the movies.
04/12/14: Lovers Dance Apart - "For Lovers Only" presents a lovers musical mashup.
04/19/14: Giter Brider Itzik & Better Off Without a Wife - The dulcet tones of Bryan Krasner.
04/26/14: Rhune Kincaid - Songs of love and doom.
05/03/14: Zachary Bernstein - Zach sings "I've Got My Eye on You" and "Crispy Crispy Clementine."
05/24/14: Devil Doll - Disturbing doings from Marz Richards.
05/24/14: An Encounter with Sates - Sates sings "Encounter."
07/05/14: Tribute to America - Smooth Movementz presents a July 4 weekend patriotic tribute.
07/19/14: Big Finish - A big finish as many of the Season 9 Nightcaps combine for one mega-Nightcap.
09/13/14: Maral Adams - Stand-up comedy from Maral Adams.
09/20/14: Mr. Snapper & Mr. Buddy Make Whoopee - Thoughts on the most important part of matrimony.
09/20/14: Mr. Snapper & Mr. Buddy Cowboy Up - An old cowhand on the Rio Grande.
09/27/14: Glen Frazier - Stand-up comic Glen Frazier.
10/04/14: Milo Martin - Utopian nihilist and master of poetry Milo Martin performs a new work.
10/11/14: Korey Simeone - A short history lesson about fiddle music.
10/25/14: Your Host, Birthday Clown - Birthday Clown performs Renfield's "Stuntshow."
01/31/15: Karl Herlinger & Little Joey's Dating Tips - Questionable advice.
02/21/15: Michelle Gardner - Lip-sync sign language dance.
02/28/15: Before Dawn - Musical duo from Austin, Texas.
03/07/15: For Lovers Only - "Thunderbass" - Another musical mashup from "For Lovers Only."
04/04/15: A Word From the Producers of 99 Seat Theater - We're in the money.
04/11/15: The Awesome Gentleman's Society - Gentrifying the hip-hops.
04/18/15: Zachary Bernstein & Friends & Enemies - A "No Scrubs" musical interlude.
04/25/15: Jeremy Gayhorse & Uni - Famed stallion Jeremy Gayhorse visits with insight and poetry.
05/02/15: Orange Blossom Special - Korey Simeone (fiddle), Ryan Johnson (keyboard) and Chris Novicki (drum).
05/16/15: Smooth TV Movementz - Smooth Movementz returns with their tribute to television.
09/20/15: The Radioactive Chickenheads - Punk band The Radioactive Chickenheads rock the Nightcap.
09/26/15: Tyler Tyler - The magic of Tyler Tyler.
10/03/15: Red Light District - Red Light District perform a stripped-down version of their music.
10/10/15: Korey Simeone - Maybe - Korey Simeone may or may not be our entertainment tonight.
11/21/15: Nikki Muller - The Cole Porter of vagina songs.
12/05/15: Dinah Steward - A jazzy "Ghostbusters" and an original song from this classy vocalist.
12/12/15: Ari Radousky's Game Show Thing - High-speed trivia, loud and lightning-fast! Can YOU keep up with Ari?
12/19/15: Smooth Movementz - They're back with a salute to one-hit wonders!
02/20/16: Einstein's Girl - Science and romance collide in this musical performance.
02/27/16: Brendan Sings Bowie - Brendan Hunt and Zachary Bernstein pay tribute to the Starman.
03/12/16: Smokey Miles - Three bespoke songs from the human alter-ego of cult-favorite Count Smokula.
04/16/16: Brandon McCulloch - Three songs from balladeer Brandon McCulloch.
10/08/16: Doa Oxford - Doa Oxford sings "Something You Got"
10/15/16: Nate Shelkey - Nate performs the seasonally appropriate "Halloween 1987."
10/22/16: les petits guignolers - in "La Petit Mort" (The Little Death).
10/29/16: SKULLDUGGERY: "Eight Phases" - A musical number from our mainstage show, a prequel to Hamlet.
11/12/16: R.J. Comer - The Gentleman Outlaw sings "Smothered," "Leave Your Light On" and "St. James Infirmary"
02/04/17: Host Segment: Victor Isaac - Handsome can't compensate for some things.

DAUGHTERS OF DISSONANCE
written by Crystal Keith
directed by Jacob Sidney

Keep your enemies close.
And your family closer.

8 Episodes
Original Run: 6 Eps, 9/19/15 - 11/14/15
Playoffs Run: 2 Eps, 4/16/16 - 4/23/16

EPISODE ONE (9/19/15)

SUMMARY:  In this doo-wop take on King Lear, Larry, the head of  conquering doo-wop group the Mustang Originals, is ready to divide his estate between his three daughters, Gina, Carla and his favorite, Carla. But Carla finds herself unable to flatter her father as her sisters do, and so the vainglorious Larry divides what was to be her share among her sisters. New guy Eddie risks his place in the group to warn Larry that he'll regret his decision. However, Carla isn't going anywhere just yet; they need her to sing lead in an upcoming show. Larry thinks Carla's going to demand something in exchange, but Carla stays with the group because she genuinely loves her poppa.

Photos by Shaela Cook

EPISODE TWO (9/26/15)

SUMMARY:  Larry continues to divide up his estate, and Gina is miffed when he doesn't think she can handle running the malt shoppe. During rehearsal, Gina and Rhonda take their aggressions out on Carla, who later runs into Eddie in the outskirts of town. Sparks fly between the two. After she leaves, keyboardist Grease arrives, and Eddie asks him to deliver a letter to Larry. Meanwhile, prodigal son Gary is back in town.

Photos by Victor Isaac

EPISODE THREE (10/3/15)

SUMMARY:  Gina, who is dating the clueless Al, is having a secret affair with Rhonda's man, Corny. She confides in him that she's got a plan to have Larry committed to a nursing home; Phil, the nice man from the nursing home arrives, and may have more than he bargained for with Larry. However, her plans are interfered with by Gary, who knows about the affair and blackmails her for control of the malt shoppe - and sexual favors. Rhonda, for her part, really wants to sing lead, but everyone knows her voice isn't strong enough. Meanwhile, Eddie, Grease and K-Ten, worried about Larry, pledge their undying support to Carla.

Photos by Shaela Cook

EPISODE FOUR (10/10/15)

SUMMARY:  Phil tends to Larry, a drooling relic of his former self, while Rhonda tells Gary she's going to sing lead someday soon. Rhonda and Gary meet up with a gang of Latino doo-woppers who pledge their support. And K-Ten, with the support of Eddie and Grease, declare Carla the new President of the Mustang Originals.

Photos by Victor Isaac

EPISODE FIVE (10/17/15)

SUMMARY:  An angry Corny forcefully reminds Rhonda that she's still his old lady, and her dalliances with Gary had better be strictly business. A distraught Larry realizes that he's made a mistake by throwing away Carla's love so cavalierly, and escapes the nursing home to try to find his daughter. Meanwhile, Carla seeks help from her godmother Louella, leader of doo-wop group the Cherokee Stacks, asking them to join her. Louella, who owes a debt to Carla's late mother, is reluctant at first, but when she sees that Carla and her group have chops, she agrees to the "patch," and the groups join forces. However, later that night, Grease is ambushed and his eyes are gouged out...

Photos by Victor Isaac

EPISODE SIX (11/14/15)

SUMMARY:  A blind Grease leads his people in song, while a deranged Larry - looked after by Phil - thinks he's back in the doo-wop wars of '64. Gina's getting frustrated with Al and misses Corny, who she hasn't seen in a while. Rhonda is also pinning her hopes on Corny as Gary treats her harshly, but Gary says to forget about Corny - Gary's her new sponsor. Meanwhile, Carla warns Eddie, who is Grease's son, not to go seeking vengeance on his own.

EPISODE SEVEN (4/16/16) - PLAYOFFS ROUND 1!

SUMMARY:  Phil breaks the fourth wall to fill us in on Larry's early days. Each of his daughters were born of a different mother, as Larry was quite the ladies' man. But Carla's mother, Gloria, was different. He truly loved her, but she died young just a couple of years after he met her. As the sisters grew, Carla was always the favored one, being named lead singer of the Mustang Originals, much to her sisters' jealousy. And then came the day that started off this story, when Larry decided to step down as leader of the Mustangs and apportion his kingdom to his daughters proportionally to their love for him...

EPISODE EIGHT (4/23/16) - PLAYOFFS ROUND 2!

SUMMARY:  While Larry's still stuck in his flashback to the Doo Wop Wars of '64 as a storm rages around him and Phil, Corny tells Gina they need to wait until he deals with Carla before she can dump Al and they can be together. Elsewhere, Georgia asks Eddie to decide between her and Carla, but Eddie won't make a play for Carla while she's Club President. And Carla ignores K-Ten's advice not to let Eddie dangle. Carla tries out a new sax player, Chops, who bolsters the group's already formidable musical power. Meanwhile, Corny and Gina meet Jeff, a dweeby new recruit, but Jeff's scandalized when he learns that they're going against Corny's brother's "old lady," and kills Corny in a fight. Gina holds him as he bleeds out, while Larry continues to rave in the storm.

CAST

Pat Towne

Larry (Eps. 1-8)

Cj Merriman

Gina (Eps. 1-3 & 5-8)

Natalie Rose

Rhonda (Eps. 1-6)

Jamie Fluet

Rhonda (Eps. 7-8)

Crystal Keith

Carla (Eps. 1-8)

Jacob Sidney

Eddie (Eps. 1-8)

Richard Levinson

Grease (Eps. 1-8)

Chairman Barnes

K-Ten (Eps. 1-5 & 7-8)

Bruno Oliver

Corny (Eps. 1-8)

David LM McIntyre

Al (Eps. 1-7)

Paul Turbiak

Gary (Eps. 2-4 & 6)

Michael Lanahan

Phil (Eps. 3-8)

Christopher Salazar

Vasquez (Ep. 4)

Esteban Andres Cruz

Chavez (Eps. 4-5)

Marian Gonzalez

Dona Muerte (Ep. 4)

Crystal Diaz

Mendez (Eps. 4-5)

Andrew Joseph Perez

Perez (Ep. 4)

Alyssa Preston

Louella (Ep. 5)

Jamie Fluet

Dixie (Eps. 5-6)

Rebecca Metz

Alabama (Eps. 5-6)

Erika Rose Salomon

Georgia (Eps. 5-6 & 8)

Rebecca Larsen

Gloria (Ep. 7)

Corey Klemow

Jeff (Ep. 8)

Mark Nichols

Chops (Ep. 8)
Choreography by Cj Merriman (Eps. 5-6)
Fight Choreography by Celina Surniak (Ep. 8)