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10/27/07: A Halloween Song - a song by Richard Levinson
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07/12/08: Patrick Duffy Pays Tribute - Patrick Duffy pays tribute to fallen serials at the 3rd Annual Thurstys
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10/18/08: Biting Political Satire - a song by Richard Levinson
 2/21/09: High Five City - celebrations at our 100th episode
 4/04/09: All The Leaves Are Brown - Terry helps us pass time at vote count
 4/11/09: Dear Back Pain - Joe Hernandez-Kolski wites a breakup letter
 5/02/09: Klagdor & Keely - Klagdor the aspiring-actor robot auditions for "Louis & Keely"
 4/02/11: Send in the Carnies - a song by Richard Levinson
 5/28/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Bad Karma
 6/25/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Cannibal
10/08/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hell on Heels
 2/11/12: Elvis Prestello: Tramp the Dirt Down
 4/21/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Backstabber Lady
 6/09/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Do It Like a Dude
10/06/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Promises
10/20/12: The Hip News: Vote Dizzy - The Hip News swings the election!
 2/23/13: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hey, Big Spender
 3/02/13: Bela Lugosi's Passion - Cabaret act For Lovers Only combines two great songs.
 4/27/13: The Serial Killers Dancers: Black Sheep
 7/13/13: Joe Dances Dirty - Joe Hernandez-Kolski talks about wanting to be Patrick Swayze
 7/20/13: The Engagement Dance of Walter Trey Perkins & Donnelle Fuller - Our second live-on-stage real-life proposal!
 9/28/13: Russell Sings - Cub Sinatra
10/19/13: Only a Lad - Marz Richards sings to round out your evening.
11/23/13: Karl and Little Joey - Karl describes an outrageous act to his pal Joey.
12/07/13: Karl and Little Joey Apologize - An abject Karl apologizes for last week's act.
12/14/13: Smooth Movementz - The dancing sensation that's sweeping the nation.
02/15/14: For Singles Only - Marz Richards will turn you into a lover.
02/08/14: Khan Khan - A musical number from China: The Whole Enchilada.
02/22/14: Roar and Jump - Michelle Gardner performs dances in American Sign Language.
03/01/14: Smooth Moviementz - Smooth Movementz returns with a salute to the movies.
04/12/14: Lovers Dance Apart - "For Lovers Only" presents a lovers musical mashup.
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04/26/14: Rhune Kincaid - Songs of love and doom.
05/03/14: Zachary Bernstein - Zach sings "I've Got My Eye on You" and "Crispy Crispy Clementine."
05/24/14: Devil Doll - Disturbing doings from Marz Richards.
05/24/14: An Encounter with Sates - Sates sings "Encounter."
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07/19/14: Big Finish - A big finish as many of the Season 9 Nightcaps combine for one mega-Nightcap.
09/13/14: Maral Adams - Stand-up comedy from Maral Adams.
09/20/14: Mr. Snapper & Mr. Buddy Make Whoopee - Thoughts on the most important part of matrimony.
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09/27/14: Glen Frazier - Stand-up comic Glen Frazier.
10/04/14: Milo Martin - Utopian nihilist and master of poetry Milo Martin performs a new work.
10/11/14: Korey Simeone - A short history lesson about fiddle music.
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01/31/15: Karl Herlinger & Little Joey's Dating Tips - Questionable advice.
02/21/15: Michelle Gardner - Lip-sync sign language dance.
02/28/15: Before Dawn - Musical duo from Austin, Texas.
03/07/15: For Lovers Only - "Thunderbass" - Another musical mashup from "For Lovers Only."
04/04/15: A Word From the Producers of 99 Seat Theater - We're in the money.
04/11/15: The Awesome Gentleman's Society - Gentrifying the hip-hops.
04/18/15: Zachary Bernstein & Friends & Enemies - A "No Scrubs" musical interlude.
04/25/15: Jeremy Gayhorse & Uni - Famed stallion Jeremy Gayhorse visits with insight and poetry.
05/02/15: Orange Blossom Special - Korey Simeone (fiddle), Ryan Johnson (keyboard) and Chris Novicki (drum).
05/16/15: Smooth TV Movementz - Smooth Movementz returns with their tribute to television.
09/20/15: The Radioactive Chickenheads - Punk band The Radioactive Chickenheads rock the Nightcap.
09/26/15: Tyler Tyler - The magic of Tyler Tyler.
10/03/15: Red Light District - Red Light District perform a stripped-down version of their music.
10/10/15: Korey Simeone - Maybe - Korey Simeone may or may not be our entertainment tonight.
11/21/15: Nikki Muller - The Cole Porter of vagina songs.
12/05/15: Dinah Steward - A jazzy "Ghostbusters" and an original song from this classy vocalist.
12/12/15: Ari Radousky's Game Show Thing - High-speed trivia, loud and lightning-fast! Can YOU keep up with Ari?
12/19/15: Smooth Movementz - They're back with a salute to one-hit wonders!
02/20/16: Einstein's Girl - Science and romance collide in this musical performance.
02/27/16: Brendan Sings Bowie - Brendan Hunt and Zachary Bernstein pay tribute to the Starman.
03/12/16: Smokey Miles - Three bespoke songs from the human alter-ego of cult-favorite Count Smokula.
04/16/16: Brandon McCulloch - Three songs from balladeer Brandon McCulloch.
10/08/16: Doa Oxford - Doa Oxford sings "Something You Got"
10/15/16: Nate Shelkey - Nate performs the seasonally appropriate "Halloween 1987."
10/22/16: les petits guignolers - in "La Petit Mort" (The Little Death).
10/29/16: SKULLDUGGERY: "Eight Phases" - A musical number from our mainstage show, a prequel to Hamlet.
11/12/16: R.J. Comer - The Gentleman Outlaw sings "Smothered," "Leave Your Light On" and "St. James Infirmary"
02/04/17: Host Segment: Victor Isaac - Handsome can't compensate for some things.
02/25/17: Michelle Gardner: "Creep" & "F*** You" - w/Rodnesha K. Green, Monica Greene & Cj Merriman.
04/08/17: Amir Levi w/Brenda Varda - Excerpts from Amir Levi's cabaret show, with Brenda Varda on keys.
04/15/17: Joe Hernandez-Kolski: "Letter to My Future Wife" - Award-winning Spoken word artist Joe H-K returns.
04/22/17: Ian Smith - Original music.
04/29/17: Tina B. - Spoken word artist Tina B.
05/06/17: Fire Chief Charlie - Local band Fire Chief Charlie perform "Boris" and "We On the Radio."

written by Scott Golden
directed by Bryan Bellomo
(ep. 5 directed by Scott Golden)
music by Michael Teoli

He fails to see the irony.

5 Episodes
Original Run: 4 Eps, 11/28/15 - 12/19/16
Playoffs Run: 1 Ep, 4/16/16

EPISODE ONE (11/28/15)

SUMMARY:  Dr. Cat, an OBGYN who happens to be an actual cat, toils through an appointment with Lois, a crazy cat woman who makes weekly appointments with him. Dr. Cat is unhappy; he's a Harvard graduate, but because he's a cat, he gets no real respect. Only his thoughtful secretary, Jill, keeps him sane. When hanging out at a nightclub with his friends, the thoughtful Phil and the crass Larry, he bemoans the state of his marriage; all the excitement has gone out of it. And he finds himself enticed by enchanting nightclub singer Felicia.

Photos by Lisa Anne Nicolai

EPISODE TWO (12/5/15)

SUMMARY: Dr. Cat is mightily tempted by Felicia, who comes on to him strong, and accepts a ride home from her. Over the course of the car ride, he wrestles with his conscience - who appears in the form of a floating vagina named Toby. Toby gives him all the reasons he shouldn't cheat on his wife... and all the reasons he should. A conscience, it turns out, doesn't tell you what to do; it just lays out all the facts. Though torn, Dr. Cat ultimately opts to go home and not to Felicia's. But temptation lingers as she tells him she can call anytime if he changes his mind...

EPISODE THREE (12/12/15)

SUMMARY: Toby harangues Dr. Cat to tell his wife, Desiree, about his temptation with Felicia - and then tells him he's an idiot when he agrees to do so. However, when he arrives home, Desiree is startled that he's home so early. It turns out she's expecting a visit from Dr. Cat's brother, Tom, with whom she's been having an affair. However, Dr. Cat doesn't catch on, and when Desiree leaves the room, he confides his dilemma to his brother. Tom, not letting on why he's there, advises Dr. Cat not to do anything crazy. No sooner does he do so than a guilt-ridden Desiree enters and confesses her affair with Tom... and Tom quickly leaves.

EPISODE FOUR (12/19/15)

SUMMARY: With his marriage in shambles, Dr. Cat moves in with Larry, who encourages him to pursue an affair with Felicia. They go down to the jazz club where she sings, and Larry encourages a reluctant Dr. Cat to sign up for karaoke. Just as he's called to the stage, Felicia arrives. Stuck for a song to request, he sings the theme from "Cheers" with altered lyrics about his tribulations... and at the end of the song, he and Felicia kiss passionately.


SUMMARY: Dr. Cat goes home with Felicia, but while she makes herself more comfortable, Toby pops up to warn him that Felicia is a crazy cat lady - the house is festooned with yarn and cat magazines. The problem with his marriage is it got too comfortable; if she gets her hooks in him, he'll never be able to leave. On the other hand, it could be the best sex Dr. Cat has ever had. Dr. Cat panics and leaves before Felicia can emerge from her bedroom.


Scott Golden

Dr. Cat (Eps. 1-5)

Cj  Merriman

Lois (Ep. 1)

Julia Griswold

Jill (Eps. 1 & 5)

Michael Lanahan

Phil (Eps. 1-3)

Eric Toms

Larry (Eps. 1-2 & 4)

Bryan Bellomo

The MC (Eps. 1 & 4)
Tom (Ep. 3-4)

Rebecca Larsen

Felicia Silvestra (Eps. 1 & 4-5)

Libby Baker

Felicia Silvestra (Ep. 2)

Peter Fluet

Toby the Vagina of Conscience (Eps. 2-5)

Lauren Van Kurin

Desiree (Ep. 3)

Jacob Sidney

Dougie (Ep. 4)

French Stewart

Roller Skate Gary (Ep. 4)

Jake Broder

Piano Player (Ep. 4)

Michael Teoli

Tuba Player (Ep. 4)

Marian Gonzalez, Jacob Sidney, Jenelle Riley,
Erin Parks, Guy Picot, Eric Curtis Johnson,
Dana DeRuyck, DeAnne Millais & K.J. Middlebrooks

Jazz Club Patrons (Ep. 4)