SUMMARY: Dr. Cat, an OBGYN who happens to be an
actual cat, toils through an appointment with Lois, a crazy cat
woman who makes weekly appointments with him. Dr. Cat is unhappy; he's a
graduate, but because he's a cat, he gets no real respect. Only
his thoughtful secretary, Jill, keeps him sane. When
hanging out at a nightclub with his friends, the thoughtful Phil
and the crass Larry, he bemoans the state of his marriage;
all the excitement has gone out of it. And he finds himself
enticed by enchanting nightclub singer Felicia.
Photos by Lisa
EPISODE TWO (12/5/15)
SUMMARY: Dr. Cat is mightily tempted by Felicia, who
comes on to him strong, and accepts a ride home from her. Over
the course of the car ride, he wrestles with his conscience -
who appears in the form of a floating vagina named Toby. Toby
gives him all the reasons he shouldn't cheat on his wife... and
all the reasons he should. A conscience, it turns out, doesn't
tell you what to do; it just lays out all the facts. Though
torn, Dr. Cat ultimately opts to go home and not to Felicia's.
But temptation lingers as she tells him she can call anytime if
he changes his mind...
EPISODE THREE (12/12/15)
SUMMARY: Toby harangues Dr. Cat to tell his wife,
Desiree, about his temptation with Felicia - and then tells him
he's an idiot when he agrees to do so. However, when he arrives
home, Desiree is startled that he's home so early. It turns out
she's expecting a visit from Dr. Cat's brother, Tom, with whom
she's been having an affair. However, Dr. Cat doesn't catch on,
and when Desiree leaves the room, he confides his dilemma to his
brother. Tom, not letting on why he's there, advises Dr. Cat not
to do anything crazy. No sooner does he do so than a
guilt-ridden Desiree enters and confesses her affair with Tom...
and Tom quickly leaves.
EPISODE FOUR (12/19/15)
SUMMARY: With his marriage in shambles, Dr. Cat moves in
with Larry, who encourages him to pursue an affair with Felicia.
They go down to the jazz club where she sings, and Larry
encourages a reluctant Dr. Cat to sign up for karaoke. Just as
he's called to the stage, Felicia arrives. Stuck for a song to
request, he sings the theme from "Cheers" with altered lyrics
about his tribulations... and at the end of the song, he and
Felicia kiss passionately.
EPISODE FIVE (4/16/16)
- PLAYOFFS ROUND 1!
SUMMARY: Dr. Cat goes home with Felicia, but while she
makes herself more comfortable, Toby pops up to warn him that
Felicia is a crazy cat lady - the house is festooned with yarn
and cat magazines. The problem with his marriage is it got too
comfortable; if she gets her hooks in him, he'll never be able
to leave. On the other hand, it could be the best sex Dr. Cat
has ever had. Dr. Cat panics and leaves before Felicia can
emerge from her bedroom.
(Eps. 1 & 5)
(Eps. 1-2 & 4)
(Eps. 1 & 4)
(Eps. 1 & 4-5)
Toby the Vagina of Conscience
Lauren Van Kurin
Jacob Sidney, Jenelle Riley,
Erin Parks, Guy Picot, Eric Curtis Johnson,
Dana DeRuyck, DeAnne Millais & K.J. Middlebrooks