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CLOSE THE NIGHTCAP and Other Miscellany      
10/27/07: A Halloween Song - a song by Richard Levinson
 4/05/08: An Easter Song - a song by Richard Levinson
07/12/08: Patrick Duffy Pays Tribute - Patrick Duffy pays tribute to fallen serials at the 3rd Annual Thurstys
07/12/08: The Proposal Song - a song at the 3rd Annual Thurstys becomes a real marriage proposal!
10/18/08: Biting Political Satire - a song by Richard Levinson
 2/21/09: High Five City - celebrations at our 100th episode
 4/04/09: All The Leaves Are Brown - Terry helps us pass time at vote count
 4/11/09: Dear Back Pain - Joe Hernandez-Kolski wites a breakup letter
 5/02/09: Klagdor & Keely - Klagdor the aspiring-actor robot auditions for "Louis & Keely"
 4/02/11: Send in the Carnies - a song by Richard Levinson
 5/28/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Bad Karma
 6/25/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Cannibal
10/08/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hell on Heels
 2/11/12: Elvis Prestello: Tramp the Dirt Down
 4/21/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Backstabber Lady
 6/09/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Do It Like a Dude
10/06/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Promises
10/20/12: The Hip News: Vote Dizzy - The Hip News swings the election!
 2/23/13: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hey, Big Spender
 3/02/13: Bela Lugosi's Passion - Cabaret act For Lovers Only combines two great songs.
 4/27/13: The Serial Killers Dancers: Black Sheep
 7/13/13: Joe Dances Dirty - Joe Hernandez-Kolski talks about wanting to be Patrick Swayze
 7/20/13: The Engagement Dance of Walter Trey Perkins & Donnelle Fuller - Our second live-on-stage real-life proposal!
 9/28/13: Russell Sings - Cub Sinatra
10/19/13: Only a Lad - Marz Richards sings to round out your evening.
11/23/13: Karl and Little Joey - Karl describes an outrageous act to his pal Joey.
12/07/13: Karl and Little Joey Apologize - An abject Karl apologizes for last week's act.
12/14/13: Smooth Movementz - The dancing sensation that's sweeping the nation.
02/15/14: For Singles Only - Marz Richards will turn you into a lover.
02/08/14: Khan Khan - A musical number from China: The Whole Enchilada.
02/22/14: Roar and Jump - Michelle Gardner performs dances in American Sign Language.
03/01/14: Smooth Moviementz - Smooth Movementz returns with a salute to the movies.
04/12/14: Lovers Dance Apart - "For Lovers Only" presents a lovers musical mashup.
04/19/14: Giter Brider Itzik & Better Off Without a Wife - The dulcet tones of Bryan Krasner.
04/26/14: Rhune Kincaid - Songs of love and doom.
05/03/14: Zachary Bernstein - Zach sings "I've Got My Eye on You" and "Crispy Crispy Clementine."
05/24/14: Devil Doll - Disturbing doings from Marz Richards.
05/24/14: An Encounter with Sates - Sates sings "Encounter."
07/05/14: Tribute to America - Smooth Movementz presents a July 4 weekend patriotic tribute.
07/19/14: Big Finish - A big finish as many of the Season 9 Nightcaps combine for one mega-Nightcap.
09/13/14: Maral Adams - Stand-up comedy from Maral Adams.
09/20/14: Mr. Snapper & Mr. Buddy Make Whoopee - Thoughts on the most important part of matrimony.
09/20/14: Mr. Snapper & Mr. Buddy Cowboy Up - An old cowhand on the Rio Grande.
09/27/14: Glen Frazier - Stand-up comic Glen Frazier.
10/04/14: Milo Martin - Utopian nihilist and master of poetry Milo Martin performs a new work.
10/11/14: Korey Simeone - A short history lesson about fiddle music.
10/25/14: Your Host, Birthday Clown - Birthday Clown performs Renfield's "Stuntshow."
01/31/15: Karl Herlinger & Little Joey's Dating Tips - Questionable advice.
02/21/15: Michelle Gardner - Lip-sync sign language dance.
02/28/15: Before Dawn - Musical duo from Austin, Texas.
03/07/15: For Lovers Only - "Thunderbass" - Another musical mashup from "For Lovers Only."
04/04/15: A Word From the Producers of 99 Seat Theater - We're in the money.
04/11/15: The Awesome Gentleman's Society - Gentrifying the hip-hops.
04/18/15: Zachary Bernstein & Friends & Enemies - A "No Scrubs" musical interlude.
04/25/15: Jeremy Gayhorse & Uni - Famed stallion Jeremy Gayhorse visits with insight and poetry.
05/02/15: Orange Blossom Special - Korey Simeone (fiddle), Ryan Johnson (keyboard) and Chris Novicki (drum).
05/16/15: Smooth TV Movementz - Smooth Movementz returns with their tribute to television.
09/20/15: The Radioactive Chickenheads - Punk band The Radioactive Chickenheads rock the Nightcap.
09/26/15: Tyler Tyler - The magic of Tyler Tyler.
10/03/15: Red Light District - Red Light District perform a stripped-down version of their music.
10/10/15: Korey Simeone - Maybe - Korey Simeone may or may not be our entertainment tonight.
11/21/15: Nikki Muller - The Cole Porter of vagina songs.
12/05/15: Dinah Steward - A jazzy "Ghostbusters" and an original song from this classy vocalist.
12/12/15: Ari Radousky's Game Show Thing - High-speed trivia, loud and lightning-fast! Can YOU keep up with Ari?
12/19/15: Smooth Movementz - They're back with a salute to one-hit wonders!
02/20/16: Einstein's Girl - Science and romance collide in this musical performance.
02/27/16: Brendan Sings Bowie - Brendan Hunt and Zachary Bernstein pay tribute to the Starman.
03/12/16: Smokey Miles - Three bespoke songs from the human alter-ego of cult-favorite Count Smokula.
04/16/16: Brandon McCulloch - Three songs from balladeer Brandon McCulloch.
10/08/16: Doa Oxford - Doa Oxford sings "Something You Got"
10/15/16: Nate Shelkey - Nate performs the seasonally appropriate "Halloween 1987."
10/22/16: les petits guignolers - in "La Petit Mort" (The Little Death).
10/29/16: SKULLDUGGERY: "Eight Phases" - A musical number from our mainstage show, a prequel to Hamlet.
11/12/16: R.J. Comer - The Gentleman Outlaw sings "Smothered," "Leave Your Light On" and "St. James Infirmary"
02/04/17: Host Segment: Victor Isaac - Handsome can't compensate for some things.

KISS ME, I'M IRISH
written by Brendan Hunt
ep. 1 directed by Brendan Hunt
ep. 2 directed by Lauren Van Kurin

Some people don't know when to quit.

4 Episodes
Original Run: 1 Ep, 3/26/16
Playoffs Run: 3 Eps, 4/9/16, 4/23/16, 4/30/16

EPISODE ONE (3/26/16)

SUMMARY: The intoxicated Jim, with a black eye, is being questioned by the police. He tells them the story of how he came to be there. At the second wedding of his best friend Gary, a drunken Jim gives a speech in which he apologizes for the bad speech he gave at Gary's first wedding, which Jim believes was responsible for the dissolution of that marriage six months later - but now he promises to give a great speech that will "reverse the curse." Unfortunately, this speech is another rambling mess in which he talks about an acid-fueled trip to Disneyland involving a lost hat, Gary's camera in Jim's butt, and the true meaning of friendship. Along the way, he manages to make wedding guest Jean uncomfortable by confessing his longtime crush on her. Rachel, the bride, finally manages to interrupt the endless speech, and the wedding guests begin to do the Macarena as Jim becomes increasingly manic. Back in the present, it transpires that that all happened on Saturday, and it is now Tuesday. But the cops asked to know EVERYTHING that happened, and by God, Jim is going to tell them.

EPISODE TWO (4/9/16) - PLAYOFFS ROUND 1!

SUMMARY: The morning after the wedding, Jean wakes up hung over in her underwear, with no memory of the previous night... but it all comes crashing back when Jim, dressed only in her apron, arrives - bright eyed and happy from their apparent tryst (during which she fell asleep while he was going down on her) - and also from the double-dose of ecstasy he's on. Jim's father is calling him non-stop, upset that Jim did not show up for his mother's intervention. But Jim's more interested in what he erroneously thinks is the beginning of a new relationship with Jean. Jean, however, tells him she doesn't want to do anything to hurt their friendship, and groggily goes off to get dressed while asking Jim to please leave.

EPISODE THREE (4/23/16) - PLAYOFFS ROUND 2!

SUMMARY: Jim, still high on ecstasy but crashing and depressed, substitute coaches an improv team. The monologue he gives them for inspiration is his embarrassing and highly inappropriate account of his unsatisfying night with Jean. They proceed to do a really depressing improv, which leaves Jim in tears - and proclaiming it to be the funniest thing he's ever seen.

EPISODE FOUR (4/30/16) - PLAYOFFS ROUND 3!

SUMMARY: Jim gives his young students terrible advice for their acting careers, but his attempted mentorship is derailed when he learns that one of them, who has only been in L.A. for six months, has just booked a pilot. He then goes to a comedy club to do his stand-up act, which bombs terribly. When the M.C. attempt to get him to leave the stage, Jim assaults him. Back at the precinct, the detective to whom Jim has been telling his story is flabbergasted to learn that Jim threw the first punch and that he wasn't acting in self-defense, and arrests and handcuffs Jim over his protests.

CAST

Brendan Hunt

Jim (Eps. 1-4)

Shannon Nelson

Jean (Eps. 1-2)

Joe Fria

Gary the Groom (Ep. 1)

Aviva Pressman

Rachel the Bride (Ep. 1)

Scott Golden

Randall (Ep. 1)

Chris Alvarado

MC (Ep. 1)

Erin Holt, Cj Merriman, K.J. Middlebrooks,
Jenelle Riley, Matt Valle, Colin Willkie,
Jaime Andrews, Curt Bonnem, Rob Lecrone,
Bart Tangredi, Pat Towne, Lauren Van Kurin,
Aaron Mendelson & Donal Thoms-Cappello

Weddinggoers (Ep. 1)

Peter Fluet, Rick Steadman, Chris Alvarado,
Zachary Bernstein & Josh Weber

Enthusiastic Young Improvisers (Ep. 3)

Victor Isaac

Detective (Ep. 4)

Terry Tocantins

MC (Ep. 4)

Josh Weber, Chris Alvarado,
Rick Steaman & Zachary Bernstein

Boner Patrol (Ep. 4)