SUMMARY: Lando Calrissian, who tells us how hard it
is being the only black man in the universe, is the baddest mofo
in Cloud City, but he's upset that Han Solo is going to be
marrying Princess Leia, as he's powerfully attracted to her.
Meanwhile, R2-D2 is secretly in love with C-3P0; when she
finally confesses her love, they decide to get married - but
droid marriage is only legal in some systems. Lando, who
supports any kind of marriage (and is into "Wookie Cookie"),
takes his mind off his own romantic woes when he meets the
gorgeous Princess Mayla... but she's got another, more sinister
agenda, and Threepio and Artoo are just the droids she's been
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EPISODE TWO (11/28/15)
SUMMARY: Princess Mayla and her Imperial Girls, who
are against droid marriage, abduct Threepio and Artoo, intending
to reprogram them; they are aided by a clone of Emperor
Palpatine (who was a clone himself). However, the Imperial Girls
and the Palpatine clone all find Lando too sexy to resist, and
they end up freeing him and fighting at his side. Mayla,
however, is impervious to Lando's charms, because she's an "L"
word - a LANDO-HATER!
EPISODE THREE (4/16/16)
- PLAYOFFS ROUND 1!
SUMMARY: Luke Skywalker drops by, singing his disbelief
that he's a Jedi master! His presence, however, reminds Lando of
his desire for Luke's sister, Princess Leia, who is with Lando's
best friend, Han Solo. After Luke leaves, the Imperial
Girls return, aiming their blasters at Lando and bent on
revenge. For what, we don't know yet, 'cause that's the cliffhanger
EPISODE FOUR (4/23/16)
- PLAYOFFS ROUND 2!
SUMMARY: Lando is visited by Han Solo (played by the
same non-union understudy who played Luke Skywalker last week),
and the two are beset by a female clone of Darth Vader, who
calls out Lando for his sexist ways; she's upset that he gets
lionized for seducing women around the galaxy, when she'd be
called a slut if she did the same thing. Lando realizes that to
get out of this, he's going to have to make a deal with the