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10/27/07: A Halloween Song - a song by Richard Levinson
 4/05/08: An Easter Song - a song by Richard Levinson
07/12/08: Patrick Duffy Pays Tribute - Patrick Duffy pays tribute to fallen serials at the 3rd Annual Thurstys
07/12/08: The Proposal Song - a song at the 3rd Annual Thurstys becomes a real marriage proposal!
10/18/08: Biting Political Satire - a song by Richard Levinson
 2/21/09: High Five City - celebrations at our 100th episode
 4/04/09: All The Leaves Are Brown - Terry helps us pass time at vote count
 4/11/09: Dear Back Pain - Joe Hernandez-Kolski wites a breakup letter
 5/02/09: Klagdor & Keely - Klagdor the aspiring-actor robot auditions for "Louis & Keely"
 4/02/11: Send in the Carnies - a song by Richard Levinson
 5/28/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Bad Karma
 6/25/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Cannibal
10/08/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hell on Heels
 2/11/12: Elvis Prestello: Tramp the Dirt Down
 4/21/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Backstabber Lady
 6/09/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Do It Like a Dude
10/06/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Promises
10/20/12: The Hip News: Vote Dizzy - The Hip News swings the election!
 2/23/13: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hey, Big Spender
 3/02/13: Bela Lugosi's Passion - Cabaret act For Lovers Only combines two great songs.
 4/27/13: The Serial Killers Dancers: Black Sheep
 7/13/13: Joe Dances Dirty - Joe Hernandez-Kolski talks about wanting to be Patrick Swayze
 7/20/13: The Engagement Dance of Walter Trey Perkins & Donnelle Fuller - Our second live-on-stage real-life proposal!
 9/28/13: Russell Sings - Cub Sinatra
10/19/13: Only a Lad - Marz Richards sings to round out your evening.
11/23/13: Karl and Little Joey - Karl describes an outrageous act to his pal Joey.
12/07/13: Karl and Little Joey Apologize - An abject Karl apologizes for last week's act.
12/14/13: Smooth Movementz - The dancing sensation that's sweeping the nation.
02/15/14: For Singles Only - Marz Richards will turn you into a lover.
02/08/14: Khan Khan - A musical number from China: The Whole Enchilada.
02/22/14: Roar and Jump - Michelle Gardner performs dances in American Sign Language.
03/01/14: Smooth Moviementz - Smooth Movementz returns with a salute to the movies.
04/12/14: Lovers Dance Apart - "For Lovers Only" presents a lovers musical mashup.
04/19/14: Giter Brider Itzik & Better Off Without a Wife - The dulcet tones of Bryan Krasner.
04/26/14: Rhune Kincaid - Songs of love and doom.
05/03/14: Zachary Bernstein - Zach sings "I've Got My Eye on You" and "Crispy Crispy Clementine."
05/24/14: Devil Doll - Disturbing doings from Marz Richards.
05/24/14: An Encounter with Sates - Sates sings "Encounter."
07/05/14: Tribute to America - Smooth Movementz presents a July 4 weekend patriotic tribute.
07/19/14: Big Finish - A big finish as many of the Season 9 Nightcaps combine for one mega-Nightcap.
09/13/14: Maral Adams - Stand-up comedy from Maral Adams.
09/20/14: Mr. Snapper & Mr. Buddy Make Whoopee - Thoughts on the most important part of matrimony.
09/20/14: Mr. Snapper & Mr. Buddy Cowboy Up - An old cowhand on the Rio Grande.
09/27/14: Glen Frazier - Stand-up comic Glen Frazier.
10/04/14: Milo Martin - Utopian nihilist and master of poetry Milo Martin performs a new work.
10/11/14: Korey Simeone - A short history lesson about fiddle music.
10/25/14: Your Host, Birthday Clown - Birthday Clown performs Renfield's "Stuntshow."
01/31/15: Karl Herlinger & Little Joey's Dating Tips - Questionable advice.
02/21/15: Michelle Gardner - Lip-sync sign language dance.
02/28/15: Before Dawn - Musical duo from Austin, Texas.
03/07/15: For Lovers Only - "Thunderbass" - Another musical mashup from "For Lovers Only."
04/04/15: A Word From the Producers of 99 Seat Theater - We're in the money.
04/11/15: The Awesome Gentleman's Society - Gentrifying the hip-hops.
04/18/15: Zachary Bernstein & Friends & Enemies - A "No Scrubs" musical interlude.
04/25/15: Jeremy Gayhorse & Uni - Famed stallion Jeremy Gayhorse visits with insight and poetry.
05/02/15: Orange Blossom Special - Korey Simeone (fiddle), Ryan Johnson (keyboard) and Chris Novicki (drum).
05/16/15: Smooth TV Movementz - Smooth Movementz returns with their tribute to television.
09/20/15: The Radioactive Chickenheads - Punk band The Radioactive Chickenheads rock the Nightcap.
09/26/15: Tyler Tyler - The magic of Tyler Tyler.
10/03/15: Red Light District - Red Light District perform a stripped-down version of their music.
10/10/15: Korey Simeone - Maybe - Korey Simeone may or may not be our entertainment tonight.
11/21/15: Nikki Muller - The Cole Porter of vagina songs.
12/05/15: Dinah Steward - A jazzy "Ghostbusters" and an original song from this classy vocalist.
12/12/15: Ari Radousky's Game Show Thing - High-speed trivia, loud and lightning-fast! Can YOU keep up with Ari?
12/19/15: Smooth Movementz - They're back with a salute to one-hit wonders!
02/20/16: Einstein's Girl - Science and romance collide in this musical performance.
02/27/16: Brendan Sings Bowie - Brendan Hunt and Zachary Bernstein pay tribute to the Starman.
03/12/16: Smokey Miles - Three bespoke songs from the human alter-ego of cult-favorite Count Smokula.
04/16/16: Brandon McCulloch - Three songs from balladeer Brandon McCulloch.
10/08/16: Doa Oxford - Doa Oxford sings "Something You Got"
10/15/16: Nate Shelkey - Nate performs the seasonally appropriate "Halloween 1987."
10/22/16: les petits guignolers - in "La Petit Mort" (The Little Death).
10/29/16: SKULLDUGGERY: "Eight Phases" - A musical number from our mainstage show, a prequel to Hamlet.
11/12/16: R.J. Comer - The Gentleman Outlaw sings "Smothered," "Leave Your Light On" and "St. James Infirmary"
02/04/17: Host Segment: Victor Isaac - Handsome can't compensate for some things.
02/25/17: Michelle Gardner: "Creep" & "F*** You" - w/Rodnesha K. Green, Monica Greene & Cj Merriman.
04/08/17: Amir Levi w/Brenda Varda - Excerpts from Amir Levi's cabaret show, with Brenda Varda on keys.
04/15/17: Joe Hernandez-Kolski: "Letter to My Future Wife" - Award-winning Spoken word artist Joe H-K returns.
04/22/17: Ian Smith - Original music.
04/29/17: Tina B. - Spoken word artist Tina B.
05/06/17: Fire Chief Charlie - Local band Fire Chief Charlie perform "Boris" and "We On the Radio."

written & directed
by David LM McIntyre
ep. 7 directed by Jacob Sidney

Get in, get out, don't get caught.

7 Episodes
Original Run: 6 Eps, 9/19/15 - 11/14/15
Playoffs Run: 1 Ep, 4/9/16

EPISODE ONE (9/19/15)

SUMMARY:  Sanchez is interrogated by a couple of cops, though he's bored with their good cop/bad cop routine, and suggests a number of alternatives, including "One Cop, Two Cop, Red Cop, Blue Cop." Still, he is eventually made to describe how he fell in with The Wrong Crowd, an improbably large group of ne'er-do-wells including weapons expert J.D. Skeever, martial arts expert The Gin, the impossible-to-remember Milo Strange, and wealthy Lucas Ellingford. And Sanchez? He was the con man...

Photos by Shaela Cook

EPISODE TWO (9/26/15)

SUMMARY:  Sanchez is haunted by memories of a mourning woman accusing him of something. He insists to his cop interrogators that he's just the con man, but his file points to darker truths. Sanchez has been lying for a living for so long, he's not sure he can tell the truth anymore, but - after several digressions attempting to list all of his associates in the Wrong Crowd - he finally begins to tell his story...

Photos by Victor Isaac


SUMMARY:  Sanchez begins to tell the story of the heist, though there are many diversions. Lucas Ellingford, who speaks the language of high society, learned that a wealthy socialite with a priceless diamond was going to be in town, and the team was assembled. The cops are getting tired of all the setup. As Sanchez against reflects on the accusing woman in mourning, they insist he get to the story of the heist itself...

Photos by Shaela Cook

EPISODE FOUR (10/10/15)

SUMMARY:  Sanchez tells the cops the tale of a car chase, as Big Boy B tries to talk Jake, The Grin and Lucas through an escape after something goes wrong with the heist. The Grin, who has a communicator in her ear that puts her in touch with Big Boy B, has been shot, and when she passes out, it's left to the inept Lucas to relay Big Boy B's instructions to Jake. Back in the interrogation room, Capshaw and Murphy pick over inconsistencies in Sanchez's tale - especially the fact that Sanchez wasn't there to witness any of this. Sanchez prepares to tell more, and is rebuked in his memories by the Master of Disguise, who he had promised not to talk about. "I'm sorry, Pop," pleads Sanchez. "They've got me over a barrel."

Photos by Victor Isaac

EPISODE FIVE (10/17/15)

SUMMARY: Sanchez tells of his childhood; he was abandoned by his father, the Master of Disguise, and helped to raise his little sister, Effie - who will grow up to be the Gal Who's Not So Good With Disguise. From her brother's attempt to explain why their father has left them, Effie learns the lesson that it's better to be something other than what you are. As she grows up, she's perfectly aware that she's no good at disguise - and uses this to make people think there's no way she could be fooling them. She and Sanchez become accomplished small-time grifters... but that all changes when Big Boy B, the Mastermind, approaches Effie, who he is impressed with, to join his Crowd.

Photos by Victor Isaac

EPISODE SIX (11/14/15)

SUMMARY: Sanchez, who realizes that he looks just like his father, talks in his memories to the Mourning Woman - who turns out to be his mother. Detective Murphy, very into Sanchez's story, seems to be falling for Effie. Sanchez tells about Jasper Shkreli, a very bad man who also doesn't understand jokes. Effie is working for him as a maid, thanks to Big Boy B's machinations, but when she picks Shkreli's pocket (right after Shkreli shoots his henchman Manny dead after a joke gone wrong), Shkreli points his gun at Effie - much to Murphy's dismay. But Big Boy B says this was all part of his plan...


SUMMARY: After the usual dithering and sidetracking, Sanchez recaps the story for his questioners, since it's been a while. The safecracker is upset that they don't have time to do his bit in the recap.


Christopher Salazar

Sanchez the Con (Eps. 1-5 & 7)

Bruno Oliver

Capshaw, the Lead Detective (Eps. 1-7)

Terry Tocantins

Murphy (Eps. 1-7)

David LM McIntyre

Customs Agent (Ep. 1)
The Master of Disguise (Eps. 2-5)
Sanchez (Ep. 6)

K.J. Middlebrooks

The Master of Disguise (Eps. 2-5 & 7)

Mike Mahaffey

J.D. Skeever (Ep. 1)

Laura Napoli

The Grin, the Daredevil (Eps. 1 & 3-4)

Leon Russom

Milo Strange (Ep. 1)

Zachary Bernstein

Lucas Ellingford, the Butter & Egg Man (Eps. 1, 3-4 & 7)

Bryan Bellomo

Big Boy B, the Mastermind (Eps. 1-6)

Jacob Sidney

Jake, the Wheelman (Eps. 1-4)

Marian Gonzalez

Sheba, the Honeypot (Eps. 1-4)

Cj Merriman

Ducky (Eps. 1-3)

Chairman Barnes

The Safecracker (Eps. 1-4 & 7)

Richard Levinson

The Chemist (Eps. 2-4)

Natalie Rose

The Acrobat (Eps. 2-4)

Dana Lyn Baron

The Mourning Woman (Eps. 2 & 5-6)

Crystal Keith

The Mourning Woman (Ep. 3)

Erika Rose Salomon

Effie, the Gal Who's Not So Good at Disguise (Eps. 1-7)

Guy Picot

Wendolyn, the Inside Man (Eps. 1, 4 & 6-7)

Aaron Francis

The Nudist (Eps.1 & 4)

Curt Bonnem

Berto (Ep. 5)

Lana Rae Jarvis

The Generous Woman (Ep. 5)

Rob Lecrone

The Greedy Man (Ep. 5)

Colin Jennings

Jasper Shkreli (Eps. 6-7)

Eric Neil Gutierrez

Manny (Ep. 6)
Choreography by Cj Merriman (Ep. 3)
Rap Consultant - Eric Neil Gutierrez (Ep. 6)