SUMMARY: A television P.A. - who is also a zombie - holds
a sign encouraging the audience to shout "BRAAAAIINZ!" at
strategic moments. As he stands off to the side, the story
begins: Jamie, Darren and Tyrone are on the run from zombies;
they flee as Tyrone falls victim. The zombies are wearing
business suits, and include the confident Markus and the
nebbishy sad sack Dave. Dave's excited that he's caught the Cool
Black Guy in the story, elated that it'll mean a promotion. But
after he goes home to his wife, Cindy, and his disaffected
teenage kids, Adam and Samantha (all also zombies), Markus stops
by to give Dave some bad news: Tyrone wasn't the Cool Black Guy
after all; he was the I.T. Nerd, and was just cast against type.
Dave is frustrated, and Cindy isn't thrilled either.