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CLOSE SEASON NINE, Sept. 2013 - Aug. 2014       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
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CLOSE THE NIGHTCAP and Other Miscellany      
10/27/07: A Halloween Song - a song by Richard Levinson
 4/05/08: An Easter Song - a song by Richard Levinson
07/12/08: Patrick Duffy Pays Tribute - Patrick Duffy pays tribute to fallen serials at the 3rd Annual Thurstys
07/12/08: The Proposal Song - a song at the 3rd Annual Thurstys becomes a real marriage proposal!
10/18/08: Biting Political Satire - a song by Richard Levinson
 2/21/09: High Five City - celebrations at our 100th episode
 4/04/09: All The Leaves Are Brown - Terry helps us pass time at vote count
 4/11/09: Dear Back Pain - Joe Hernandez-Kolski wites a breakup letter
 5/02/09: Klagdor & Keely - Klagdor the aspiring-actor robot auditions for "Louis & Keely"
 4/02/11: Send in the Carnies - a song by Richard Levinson
 5/28/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Bad Karma
 6/25/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Cannibal
10/08/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hell on Heels
 2/11/12: Elvis Prestello: Tramp the Dirt Down
 4/21/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Backstabber Lady
 6/09/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Do It Like a Dude
10/06/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Promises
10/20/12: The Hip News: Vote Dizzy - The Hip News swings the election!
 2/23/13: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hey, Big Spender
 3/02/13: Bela Lugosi's Passion - Cabaret act For Lovers Only combines two great songs.
 4/27/13: The Serial Killers Dancers: Black Sheep
 7/13/13: Joe Dances Dirty - Joe Hernandez-Kolski talks about wanting to be Patrick Swayze
 7/20/13: The Engagement Dance of Walter Trey Perkins & Donnelle Fuller - Our second live-on-stage real-life proposal!
 9/28/13: Russell Sings - Cub Sinatra
10/19/13: Only a Lad - Marz Richards sings to round out your evening.
11/23/13: Karl and Little Joey - Karl describes an outrageous act to his pal Joey.
12/07/13: Karl and Little Joey Apologize - An abject Karl apologizes for last week's act.
12/14/13: Smooth Movementz - The dancing sensation that's sweeping the nation.
02/15/14: For Singles Only - Marz Richards will turn you into a lover.
02/08/14: Khan Khan - A musical number from China: The Whole Enchilada.
02/22/14: Roar and Jump - Michelle Gardner performs dances in American Sign Language.
03/01/14: Smooth Moviementz - Smooth Movementz returns with a salute to the movies.
04/12/14: Lovers Dance Apart - "For Lovers Only" presents a lovers musical mashup.
04/19/14: Giter Brider Itzik & Better Off Without a Wife - The dulcet tones of Bryan Krasner.
04/26/14: Rhune Kincaid - Songs of love and doom.
05/03/14: Zachary Bernstein - Zach sings "I've Got My Eye on You" and "Crispy Crispy Clementine."
05/24/14: Devil Doll - Disturbing doings from Marz Richards.
05/24/14: An Encounter with Sates - Sates sings "Encounter."
07/05/14: Tribute to America - Smooth Movementz presents a July 4 weekend patriotic tribute.
07/19/14: Big Finish - A big finish as many of the Season 9 Nightcaps combine for one mega-Nightcap.
09/13/14: Maral Adams - Stand-up comedy from Maral Adams.
09/20/14: Mr. Snapper & Mr. Buddy Make Whoopee - Thoughts on the most important part of matrimony.
09/20/14: Mr. Snapper & Mr. Buddy Cowboy Up - An old cowhand on the Rio Grande.
09/27/14: Glen Frazier - Stand-up comic Glen Frazier.
10/04/14: Milo Martin - Utopian nihilist and master of poetry Milo Martin performs a new work.
10/11/14: Korey Simeone - A short history lesson about fiddle music.
10/25/14: Your Host, Birthday Clown - Birthday Clown performs Renfield's "Stuntshow."
01/31/15: Karl Herlinger & Little Joey's Dating Tips - Questionable advice.
02/21/15: Michelle Gardner - Lip-sync sign language dance.
02/28/15: Before Dawn - Musical duo from Austin, Texas.
03/07/15: For Lovers Only - "Thunderbass" - Another musical mashup from "For Lovers Only."
04/04/15: A Word From the Producers of 99 Seat Theater - We're in the money.
04/11/15: The Awesome Gentleman's Society - Gentrifying the hip-hops.
04/18/15: Zachary Bernstein & Friends & Enemies - A "No Scrubs" musical interlude.
04/25/15: Jeremy Gayhorse & Uni - Famed stallion Jeremy Gayhorse visits with insight and poetry.
05/02/15: Orange Blossom Special - Korey Simeone (fiddle), Ryan Johnson (keyboard) and Chris Novicki (drum).
05/16/15: Smooth TV Movementz - Smooth Movementz returns with their tribute to television.
09/20/15: The Radioactive Chickenheads - Punk band The Radioactive Chickenheads rock the Nightcap.
09/26/15: Tyler Tyler - The magic of Tyler Tyler.
10/03/15: Red Light District - Red Light District perform a stripped-down version of their music.
10/10/15: Korey Simeone - Maybe - Korey Simeone may or may not be our entertainment tonight.
11/21/15: Nikki Muller - The Cole Porter of vagina songs.
12/05/15: Dinah Steward - A jazzy "Ghostbusters" and an original song from this classy vocalist.
12/12/15: Ari Radousky's Game Show Thing - High-speed trivia, loud and lightning-fast! Can YOU keep up with Ari?
12/19/15: Smooth Movementz - They're back with a salute to one-hit wonders!
02/20/16: Einstein's Girl - Science and romance collide in this musical performance.
02/27/16: Brendan Sings Bowie - Brendan Hunt and Zachary Bernstein pay tribute to the Starman.
03/12/16: Smokey Miles - Three bespoke songs from the human alter-ego of cult-favorite Count Smokula.
04/16/16: Brandon McCulloch - Three songs from balladeer Brandon McCulloch.
10/08/16: Doa Oxford - Doa Oxford sings "Something You Got"
10/15/16: Nate Shelkey - Nate performs the seasonally appropriate "Halloween 1987."
10/22/16: les petits guignolers - in "La Petit Mort" (The Little Death).
10/29/16: SKULLDUGGERY: "Eight Phases" - A musical number from our mainstage show, a prequel to Hamlet.
11/12/16: R.J. Comer - The Gentleman Outlaw sings "Smothered," "Leave Your Light On" and "St. James Infirmary"
02/04/17: Host Segment: Victor Isaac - Handsome can't compensate for some things.
02/25/17: Michelle Gardner: "Creep" & "F*** You" - w/Rodnesha K. Green, Monica Greene & Cj Merriman.
04/08/17: Amir Levi w/Brenda Varda - Excerpts from Amir Levi's cabaret show, with Brenda Varda on keys.
04/15/17: Joe Hernandez-Kolski: "Letter to My Future Wife" - Award-winning Spoken word artist Joe H-K returns.
04/22/17: Ian Smith - Original music.
04/29/17: Tina B. - Spoken word artist Tina B.
05/06/17: Fire Chief Charlie - Local band Fire Chief Charlie perform "Boris" and "We On the Radio."

written & directed by Jeff Scott Carey

Welcome to Montgomery, Alabama...
where heaven can't help you.

5 Episodes
Original Run: 4 eps, 1/28/17 - 2/25/17
Playoffs Run: 1 ep, 5/6/17

EPISODE ONE (1/28/17)

SUMMARY: Minor-league deity James is called before a divine court to defend his work: he created a substandard universe by allowing it to be formed by chaos, and worse, the sentient life forms there, known as "humans," are completely out of balance. The court is further horrified to find that he used to talk to his creations long ago, to try to guide them on their way. Two humans - Lydia and Clint, a divorced and constantly fighting couple from Alabama - are randomly transported before the court to answer the question "Are you happy?" To which the answer is "no." And so James is sentenced to be banished to Earth with them and live among his flawed creations...

Photos by Aaron Francis

EPISODE TWO (2/4/17)

SUMMARY: James arrives with Lydia and Clint in their hometown of Montgomery, Alabama, where James confirms he does have godlike powers. What with him being their Creator and all. But it turns out that they've been gone a week in Earth time, and Lydia is frantic to get to the meeting of the local LGBTQ civil rights association of which she is president - a liberal avocation Clint is contemptuous of - before her rival, Jeanna (or "Gina the bitch," per Lydia's gay best friend Trevor, who is at odds with also-gay Marlon), steals the presidency from her. James teleports them across town, but they may be too late. Lydia realizes that Jeanna has won over the group's loyalty, but she manages to get the vote postponed a week, In that time, she's going to need to mount a major campaign to win her position back, but that'll take money, and she lost her job in the week they were away. However, the treasury is right across the street. And James, who is long on the glory of chaos and short on ethics, teleports them into the bank to help themselves to some money.

Photos by Aaron Francis


SUMMARY: Lydia makes signs with her friends for a protest at the local airport, though her friends aren't as liberal and tolerant as they think they are. Talk turns to the nature of god, and James is asked his opinion as to whether there's one true religion and whether God has a plan. James nervously says he thinks God is just doing the best he can. Meanwhile, Jeanna is also planning on a protest at the main airport in Atlanta, while James accompanies Clint and his friend Hunter to a horse race. Hunter has bet his entire life savings in a desperate attempt to get money for his family. When the horse Hunter bets on loses, James, determined to start making a difference in his creations' lives, turns back time and changes the outcome. A grateful Hunter begins worshipping an uncomfortable James... who is unexpectedly worn out and weakened by his divine act. When they reunite with Lydia, James reads Jeanna's mind and announces that she is planning on causing a riot at the airport; she's secretly a conservative aiming to undermine liberal causes. Enraged, James removes Jeanna and Marlon's voices; as he collapses from the effort, Hunter shouts his praise to his new god.

Photos by Mandi Moss

EPISODE FOUR (2/25/17)

SUMMARY: Lydia and Clint are transported with the dying James back to James' home dimension, where - once James is healed - Phealon informs them that James' adventures have become a reality show hit. He also says that due to a glitch in James' imperfect universe, an anti-James was created - his evil opposite. It's gonna be great for ratings! They are transported back to Earth and go to the protest at the airport - where it turns out that Jeanna has changed her plan from starting a riot to planting a bomb. James uses his powers to make sure nobody is hurt... while we learn that Jeanna is now in league with the AntiJames, who tries calling himself "Semaj," but that doesn't really work. Call him "The UnNamed" for now. And part of their plan to destroy James involves making him use his powers to commit heroic acts, as he grows weaker every time he uses his powers.

Photos by Aaron Francis


SUMMARY: James wakes up from a 9-day sleep to find himself at Lydias place. Hunter arrives and says hes being followed by some sort of evil creature and as Hunter berates himself for leading it to them, they see it out of the window a creature of smoke.

Photos by Jenelle Riley


Lucas Alifano

James (Eps. 1-3 & 5)

Jeff Scott Carey

James (Ep. 4)

Emily Clark

Lydia (Eps. 1-5)

David Haverty

Clint (Eps. 1-5)

Allison Faith Sulock

Krealon (Ep. 1)

Gregory Guy Gorden

Zealon (Ep. 1)

Jeff Sumner

Phealon (Eps. 1 & 4)

Cj Merriman

Jeanna (Eps. 2 & 4)

Sarah Chaney

Jeanna (Ep. 3)

Matt Valle

Trevor (Eps. 2 & 4)

Emerson Boatwright

Marlon (Eps. 2-3)

My-Ishia Cason-Brown

Regina (Eps. 3-4)

Meghan Allison

Tina (Eps. 3-4)

Michael Shaw Fisher

Hunter (Eps. 3-5)

JJ Mayes

Horse Race Announcer (Ep. 3)

Heather Mckeown

Marta (Ep. 4)

Michael Lanahan

The UnNamed (Ep. 4)