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CLOSE SEASON FIVE, Sept. 2009 - June 2010       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow = Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON SIX, Sept. 2010 - June 2011       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow = Playoffs Finalists
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CLOSE SEASON NINE, Sept. 2013 - Aug. 2014       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON TEN, Sept. 2014 - May 2015       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
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CLOSE THE NIGHTCAP and Other Miscellany      
10/27/07: A Halloween Song - a song by Richard Levinson
 4/05/08: An Easter Song - a song by Richard Levinson
07/12/08: Patrick Duffy Pays Tribute - Patrick Duffy pays tribute to fallen serials at the 3rd Annual Thurstys
07/12/08: The Proposal Song - a song at the 3rd Annual Thurstys becomes a real marriage proposal!
10/18/08: Biting Political Satire - a song by Richard Levinson
 2/21/09: High Five City - celebrations at our 100th episode
 4/04/09: All The Leaves Are Brown - Terry helps us pass time at vote count
 4/11/09: Dear Back Pain - Joe Hernandez-Kolski wites a breakup letter
 5/02/09: Klagdor & Keely - Klagdor the aspiring-actor robot auditions for "Louis & Keely"
 4/02/11: Send in the Carnies - a song by Richard Levinson
 5/28/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Bad Karma
 6/25/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Cannibal
10/08/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hell on Heels
 2/11/12: Elvis Prestello: Tramp the Dirt Down
 4/21/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Backstabber Lady
 6/09/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Do It Like a Dude
10/06/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Promises
10/20/12: The Hip News: Vote Dizzy - The Hip News swings the election!
 2/23/13: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hey, Big Spender
 3/02/13: Bela Lugosi's Passion - Cabaret act For Lovers Only combines two great songs.
 4/27/13: The Serial Killers Dancers: Black Sheep
 7/13/13: Joe Dances Dirty - Joe Hernandez-Kolski talks about wanting to be Patrick Swayze
 7/20/13: The Engagement Dance of Walter Trey Perkins & Donnelle Fuller - Our second live-on-stage real-life proposal!
 9/28/13: Russell Sings - Cub Sinatra
10/19/13: Only a Lad - Marz Richards sings to round out your evening.
11/23/13: Karl and Little Joey - Karl describes an outrageous act to his pal Joey.
12/07/13: Karl and Little Joey Apologize - An abject Karl apologizes for last week's act.
12/14/13: Smooth Movementz - The dancing sensation that's sweeping the nation.
02/15/14: For Singles Only - Marz Richards will turn you into a lover.
02/08/14: Khan Khan - A musical number from China: The Whole Enchilada.
02/22/14: Roar and Jump - Michelle Gardner performs dances in American Sign Language.
03/01/14: Smooth Moviementz - Smooth Movementz returns with a salute to the movies.
04/12/14: Lovers Dance Apart - "For Lovers Only" presents a lovers musical mashup.
04/19/14: Giter Brider Itzik & Better Off Without a Wife - The dulcet tones of Bryan Krasner.
04/26/14: Rhune Kincaid - Songs of love and doom.
05/03/14: Zachary Bernstein - Zach sings "I've Got My Eye on You" and "Crispy Crispy Clementine."
05/24/14: Devil Doll - Disturbing doings from Marz Richards.
05/24/14: An Encounter with Sates - Sates sings "Encounter."
07/05/14: Tribute to America - Smooth Movementz presents a July 4 weekend patriotic tribute.
07/19/14: Big Finish - A big finish as many of the Season 9 Nightcaps combine for one mega-Nightcap.
09/13/14: Maral Adams - Stand-up comedy from Maral Adams.
09/20/14: Mr. Snapper & Mr. Buddy Make Whoopee - Thoughts on the most important part of matrimony.
09/20/14: Mr. Snapper & Mr. Buddy Cowboy Up - An old cowhand on the Rio Grande.
09/27/14: Glen Frazier - Stand-up comic Glen Frazier.
10/04/14: Milo Martin - Utopian nihilist and master of poetry Milo Martin performs a new work.
10/11/14: Korey Simeone - A short history lesson about fiddle music.
10/25/14: Your Host, Birthday Clown - Birthday Clown performs Renfield's "Stuntshow."
01/31/15: Karl Herlinger & Little Joey's Dating Tips - Questionable advice.
02/21/15: Michelle Gardner - Lip-sync sign language dance.
02/28/15: Before Dawn - Musical duo from Austin, Texas.
03/07/15: For Lovers Only - "Thunderbass" - Another musical mashup from "For Lovers Only."
04/04/15: A Word From the Producers of 99 Seat Theater - We're in the money.
04/11/15: The Awesome Gentleman's Society - Gentrifying the hip-hops.
04/18/15: Zachary Bernstein & Friends & Enemies - A "No Scrubs" musical interlude.
04/25/15: Jeremy Gayhorse & Uni - Famed stallion Jeremy Gayhorse visits with insight and poetry.
05/02/15: Orange Blossom Special - Korey Simeone (fiddle), Ryan Johnson (keyboard) and Chris Novicki (drum).
05/16/15: Smooth TV Movementz - Smooth Movementz returns with their tribute to television.
09/20/15: The Radioactive Chickenheads - Punk band The Radioactive Chickenheads rock the Nightcap.
09/26/15: Tyler Tyler - The magic of Tyler Tyler.
10/03/15: Red Light District - Red Light District perform a stripped-down version of their music.
10/10/15: Korey Simeone - Maybe - Korey Simeone may or may not be our entertainment tonight.
11/21/15: Nikki Muller - The Cole Porter of vagina songs.
12/05/15: Dinah Steward - A jazzy "Ghostbusters" and an original song from this classy vocalist.
12/12/15: Ari Radousky's Game Show Thing - High-speed trivia, loud and lightning-fast! Can YOU keep up with Ari?
12/19/15: Smooth Movementz - They're back with a salute to one-hit wonders!
02/20/16: Einstein's Girl - Science and romance collide in this musical performance.
02/27/16: Brendan Sings Bowie - Brendan Hunt and Zachary Bernstein pay tribute to the Starman.
03/12/16: Smokey Miles - Three bespoke songs from the human alter-ego of cult-favorite Count Smokula.
04/16/16: Brandon McCulloch - Three songs from balladeer Brandon McCulloch.
10/08/16: Doa Oxford - Doa Oxford sings "Something You Got"
10/15/16: Nate Shelkey - Nate performs the seasonally appropriate "Halloween 1987."
10/22/16: les petits guignolers - in "La Petit Mort" (The Little Death).
10/29/16: SKULLDUGGERY: "Eight Phases" - A musical number from our mainstage show, a prequel to Hamlet.
11/12/16: R.J. Comer - The Gentleman Outlaw sings "Smothered," "Leave Your Light On" and "St. James Infirmary"
02/04/17: Host Segment: Victor Isaac - Handsome can't compensate for some things.
02/25/17: Michelle Gardner: "Creep" & "F*** You" - w/Rodnesha K. Green, Monica Greene & Cj Merriman.
04/08/17: Amir Levi w/Brenda Varda - Excerpts from Amir Levi's cabaret show, with Brenda Varda on keys.
04/15/17: Joe Hernandez-Kolski: "Letter to My Future Wife" - Award-winning Spoken word artist Joe H-K returns.
04/22/17: Ian Smith - Original music.
04/29/17: Tina B. - Spoken word artist Tina B.

DUMP THAT DICK
by Vanessa Claire Stewart & French Stewart
(eps. 1-2 by Vanessa Stewart)
directed by Julia Griswold

You can't get to the top if he's the bottom.

Next Time: Episode 7
Original Run: 5 eps, 2/25/17 - 4/22/17
Playoffs Run began 4/29/17

EPISODE ONE (2/25/17)

SUMMARY: Leslie and Tina of dance troupe Soft Motionz are worried about their troupemate, Jill, who is dating the douchey Thad, the most sexist, mansplainy dick imaginable. They enter the troupe into a dance-off competition at the local mall in Tampa, the prize for which is the chance to audition for a talent agent in Atlanta. If they win, they get to live their dreams - and Thad will have to stay behind in Tampa. They win the contest handily, but it turns out they don't have the money for the trip to Atlanta... and Thad does. They're stuck with him for now...

Photos by Aaron Francis

EPISODE TWO (4/1/17)

SUMMARY: On the way to the competition, Thad insists on playing Gordon Lightfoot's "Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald." The song goes on forever, and Leslie and Tina can't stand it... at first. By the time the epic song concludes, however, they admit they like it now. And Thad, smirking, announces that via tips he got from both "The Game" and "The Secret," he has MADE them like Gordon Lightfoot, and he is now "inhabiting" them. As they approach the La Quinta Inn, the ladies worry that they are falling under Thad's douchey spell...

Photos by Brendan Broms

EPISODE THREE (4/8/17)

SUMMARY: Soft Motionz competes at the Quarterfinals against a slick team called Poppin' & Lockin' - and Jill can't stop crying throughout their act because Thad is missing. Blayke, the blandly handsome lead singer of semifinalist white-bread boy band tries to cheer Jill up and make her forget about Thad, but can't make any headway. Three Makes W3 It seems like they're sure to lose, but thanks to the machinations of 9-time winner Rollerskate Gary, Poppin' & Lockin' are disqualified due to testing positive for drugs. Blaykes falling for Jill, but his bandmates Bruce and Zeek tell him to forget those romantical thoughts... Soft Motionz is their competition now.

EPISODE FOUR (4/15/17)

SUMMARY: Leslie sits up in horror after somehow having been talked by Thad into a threesome with him and Jill. She also thinks they should be rehearsing, like their competitors are in the adjoining hotel rooms, making quite the ruckus and keeping everyone awake. Jill and Blayke run into each other in the hall when they go to get ice, and Blayke is disappointed to learn that Jill has a boyfriend. Meanwhile, Linda, secretary to contest judge Phil, confronts him: she knows the contest is a scam. After all, what connections to Hollywood does anybody have in Tampa, Florida? However, Phil thinks that Three Makes W3 are the only competitors in the contest with any talent; he decides to rig the contest so they win, and then make millions as the band's manager. Linda threatens to expose him, so Phil offers to marry her and have her be his beard; Linda agrees to be his "sad wife."

Photos by Brendan Broms

EPISODE FIVE (4/22/17)

SUMMARY: Tina sits up in horror after having a threesome with Rollerskate Gary and Gary Busey. Apparently, she has a thing for Garys. Stumbling out of the room, she runs into a member of Three Makes W3, and they bond over how they seem to be underwritten characters in somebody else's story. But it turns out they know each other's names (he's Zeke), and there may be a spark of potential romance. Meanwhile, Jill is crying because she's finally broken up with Thad... except she thought breaking up with Thad would upset Leslie and Tina, so she got back together with him, problem solved. Also, he's their manager now. ARRRRRGH! Seeking someone to talk to, Jill confides in Blayke, who is really really nice 'cause he's Canadian. She tells him her boyfriend makes her so sad sometimes, but it's good to have someone she can talk to - a nice guy who will be her friend. Blayke, who is attracted to Jill, sadly absorbs the word "friend." And Lyle, after embarrassing himself by needlessly confessing that he also had an affair with Thad, becomes a turncoat and joins competitors "Poppin' & Lockin'."

Photos by Aaron Francis

EPISODE SIX (4/29/17) - PLAYOFFS ROUND 1!

SUMMARY: Tina upsets Leslie by saying that she misses the early days of Soft Motionz, before Jill joined, and we flash back to their first dance. But Leslie convinces her that they need Jill; without her, they'd have never made it all the way to this contest. But Thad's gotten into their heads; how will they ever get rid of him?

Photos by Maral Adams

CAST

Erin Matthews

Jill (Eps. 1-4)

French Stewart

Thad (Eps. 1-2, 4 & 6)
Rollerskate Gary
(Ep. 3 & 5)

Scott Golden

Phil (Eps. 1 & 3-4)

Corey Klemow

Donald (Ep. 1)

Dana DeRuyck

Locusland Trophy Model (Ep. 1)
Linda (Ep. 4)

Smooth Movementz
(Lauren Van Kurin, Erin Parks & Davd Haverty)

Soft Motionz (Eps. 1-3 & 5-6)

Lauren Van Kurin

Leslie (Eps. 1-6)

Erin Parks

Tina (Eps. 1-6)

David Haverty

Lyle (Eps. 1-3 & 5-6)

Jaime Robledo

Sancho (Eps. 3-4)

Matt Valle

Emilio (Eps. 3-5)

Kristyn Chalker

Extreme Fan (Ep. 3)

Jaime Robledo

Sancho (Eps. 3-5)

Extremely Decent

Three Makes W3 (Eps. 3-5)

Peter Fluet, Sondra Mayer,
Cj Merriman & Korey Simeonet

Contestants (Ep. 4)

David LM McIntyre

Gary Busey (Ep. 5)