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10/27/07: A Halloween Song - a song by Richard Levinson
 4/05/08: An Easter Song - a song by Richard Levinson
07/12/08: Patrick Duffy Pays Tribute - Patrick Duffy pays tribute to fallen serials at the 3rd Annual Thurstys
07/12/08: The Proposal Song - a song at the 3rd Annual Thurstys becomes a real marriage proposal!
10/18/08: Biting Political Satire - a song by Richard Levinson
 2/21/09: High Five City - celebrations at our 100th episode
 4/04/09: All The Leaves Are Brown - Terry helps us pass time at vote count
 4/11/09: Dear Back Pain - Joe Hernandez-Kolski wites a breakup letter
 5/02/09: Klagdor & Keely - Klagdor the aspiring-actor robot auditions for "Louis & Keely"
 4/02/11: Send in the Carnies - a song by Richard Levinson
 5/28/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Bad Karma
 6/25/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Cannibal
10/08/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hell on Heels
 2/11/12: Elvis Prestello: Tramp the Dirt Down
 4/21/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Backstabber Lady
 6/09/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Do It Like a Dude
10/06/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Promises
10/20/12: The Hip News: Vote Dizzy - The Hip News swings the election!
 2/23/13: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hey, Big Spender
 3/02/13: Bela Lugosi's Passion - Cabaret act For Lovers Only combines two great songs.
 4/27/13: The Serial Killers Dancers: Black Sheep
 7/13/13: Joe Dances Dirty - Joe Hernandez-Kolski talks about wanting to be Patrick Swayze
 7/20/13: The Engagement Dance of Walter Trey Perkins & Donnelle Fuller - Our second live-on-stage real-life proposal!
 9/28/13: Russell Sings - Cub Sinatra
10/19/13: Only a Lad - Marz Richards sings to round out your evening.
11/23/13: Karl and Little Joey - Karl describes an outrageous act to his pal Joey.
12/07/13: Karl and Little Joey Apologize - An abject Karl apologizes for last week's act.
12/14/13: Smooth Movementz - The dancing sensation that's sweeping the nation.
02/15/14: For Singles Only - Marz Richards will turn you into a lover.
02/08/14: Khan Khan - A musical number from China: The Whole Enchilada.
02/22/14: Roar and Jump - Michelle Gardner performs dances in American Sign Language.
03/01/14: Smooth Moviementz - Smooth Movementz returns with a salute to the movies.
04/12/14: Lovers Dance Apart - "For Lovers Only" presents a lovers musical mashup.
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04/26/14: Rhune Kincaid - Songs of love and doom.
05/03/14: Zachary Bernstein - Zach sings "I've Got My Eye on You" and "Crispy Crispy Clementine."
05/24/14: Devil Doll - Disturbing doings from Marz Richards.
05/24/14: An Encounter with Sates - Sates sings "Encounter."
07/05/14: Tribute to America - Smooth Movementz presents a July 4 weekend patriotic tribute.
07/19/14: Big Finish - A big finish as many of the Season 9 Nightcaps combine for one mega-Nightcap.
09/13/14: Maral Adams - Stand-up comedy from Maral Adams.
09/20/14: Mr. Snapper & Mr. Buddy Make Whoopee - Thoughts on the most important part of matrimony.
09/20/14: Mr. Snapper & Mr. Buddy Cowboy Up - An old cowhand on the Rio Grande.
09/27/14: Glen Frazier - Stand-up comic Glen Frazier.
10/04/14: Milo Martin - Utopian nihilist and master of poetry Milo Martin performs a new work.
10/11/14: Korey Simeone - A short history lesson about fiddle music.
10/25/14: Your Host, Birthday Clown - Birthday Clown performs Renfield's "Stuntshow."
01/31/15: Karl Herlinger & Little Joey's Dating Tips - Questionable advice.
02/21/15: Michelle Gardner - Lip-sync sign language dance.
02/28/15: Before Dawn - Musical duo from Austin, Texas.
03/07/15: For Lovers Only - "Thunderbass" - Another musical mashup from "For Lovers Only."
04/04/15: A Word From the Producers of 99 Seat Theater - We're in the money.
04/11/15: The Awesome Gentleman's Society - Gentrifying the hip-hops.
04/18/15: Zachary Bernstein & Friends & Enemies - A "No Scrubs" musical interlude.
04/25/15: Jeremy Gayhorse & Uni - Famed stallion Jeremy Gayhorse visits with insight and poetry.
05/02/15: Orange Blossom Special - Korey Simeone (fiddle), Ryan Johnson (keyboard) and Chris Novicki (drum).
05/16/15: Smooth TV Movementz - Smooth Movementz returns with their tribute to television.
09/20/15: The Radioactive Chickenheads - Punk band The Radioactive Chickenheads rock the Nightcap.
09/26/15: Tyler Tyler - The magic of Tyler Tyler.
10/03/15: Red Light District - Red Light District perform a stripped-down version of their music.
10/10/15: Korey Simeone - Maybe - Korey Simeone may or may not be our entertainment tonight.
11/21/15: Nikki Muller - The Cole Porter of vagina songs.
12/05/15: Dinah Steward - A jazzy "Ghostbusters" and an original song from this classy vocalist.
12/12/15: Ari Radousky's Game Show Thing - High-speed trivia, loud and lightning-fast! Can YOU keep up with Ari?
12/19/15: Smooth Movementz - They're back with a salute to one-hit wonders!
02/20/16: Einstein's Girl - Science and romance collide in this musical performance.
02/27/16: Brendan Sings Bowie - Brendan Hunt and Zachary Bernstein pay tribute to the Starman.
03/12/16: Smokey Miles - Three bespoke songs from the human alter-ego of cult-favorite Count Smokula.
04/16/16: Brandon McCulloch - Three songs from balladeer Brandon McCulloch.
10/08/16: Doa Oxford - Doa Oxford sings "Something You Got"
10/15/16: Nate Shelkey - Nate performs the seasonally appropriate "Halloween 1987."
10/22/16: les petits guignolers - in "La Petit Mort" (The Little Death).
10/29/16: SKULLDUGGERY: "Eight Phases" - A musical number from our mainstage show, a prequel to Hamlet.
11/12/16: R.J. Comer - The Gentleman Outlaw sings "Smothered," "Leave Your Light On" and "St. James Infirmary"
02/04/17: Host Segment: Victor Isaac - Handsome can't compensate for some things.
02/25/17: Michelle Gardner: "Creep" & "F*** You" - w/Rodnesha K. Green, Monica Greene & Cj Merriman.
04/08/17: Amir Levi w/Brenda Varda - Excerpts from Amir Levi's cabaret show, with Brenda Varda on keys.
04/15/17: Joe Hernandez-Kolski: "Letter to My Future Wife" - Award-winning Spoken word artist Joe H-K returns.
04/22/17: Ian Smith - Original music.
04/29/17: Tina B. - Spoken word artist Tina B.
05/06/17: Fire Chief Charlie - Local band Fire Chief Charlie perform "Boris" and "We On the Radio."

written & directed by Gregory Crafts

A Hero's work is never done.
Even when it's his tenth anniversary.

4 Episodes
Original Run: 3 Eps, 10/8/16 - 10/22/16
Playoffs Run: 1 ep, 4/29/17

EPISODE ONE (10/8/16)

SUMMARY: Nobody knows that Kevin Connolly, the schlub about to go on his tenth-anniversary vacation with his wife, Stephanie, is secretly superhero M-Pulse... not even Stephanie. Determined not to have his anniversary interrupted, M-Pulse manages to quietly ward off attacking ninjas while Stephanie isn't looking. But when the couple are trapped by supervillain MegaHex, who announces that he's finally caught the world's greatest hero, and the two are surrounded by zombies, M-Pulse realizes he can no longer hide his greatest secret. However, before he can make a move, it's Stephanie who steps forward to answer MegaHex's challenge, and M-Pulse is dumbfounded that his wife is really StarChild, the world's greatest superhero. And he's further stunned to find that she's known his secret all along, because she can read minds. And he's not thrilled to learn he's considered a D-list superhero. As StarChild makes short work of MegaHex, M-Pulse takes care of the zombies (sort of - StarChild needs to finish them off), and MegaHex is upset that StarChild is arguing with her husband throughout the fight rather than paying full attention to him. The foes are fought off for now, but the couple have some talking to do...

Photos by Aaron Francis

EPISODE TWO (10/15/16)

SUMMARY: The couple realize they need to trust one another, and Stephanie promises not to use her telepathy on M-Pulse any more. She tells him her epic origin story, when a car accident connected her to the all-powerful "Star Force" that binds the universe - and accidentally killed a group of attacking aliens the first time she used her powers, almost without thinking. The cost of using so much power knocked her out... but when she woke up, the Justice Squad was standing over her, and they offered her membership. (M-Pulse's origin is far less dramatic; he just got struck by lightning.) M-Pulse asks if he can meet the Justice Squad, and Stephanie agrees to introduce him.

Photos by Mandi Moss

EPISODE THREE (10/22/16)

SUMMARY: At the Justice Squad's secret headquarters, studious superhero The Owl is annoyed by staightlaced Maximus' constant mis-stating of her superhero name: she's "THE Owl," not just "Owl." StarChild arrives and convinces the Justice Squad to let M-Pulse meet them; however, she's upset when he immediately asks to join the team. Now she's in an awkward position; the team has already been watching M-Pulse for years and have deemed him to be "D-list." However, StarChild claims he saved her life, so the Justice Squad - after some telepathic pleading from StarChild - agree to put him through trials that would prove him worthy of A-list status.

Photos by Mandi Moss


SUMMARY: M-Pulse undergoes his first trials. After an examination of some sort from The Owl, speedster Tweak challenges him to a test of speed. M-Pulse fails at first, but soon gets the hang of it once he's "charged up." Tweak reluctantly admits that M-Pulse has done a good job, but now it's time for his next trial... which will be administered by StarChild.

Photos by Maral Adams


Denise Nicholson

Stephanie Connolly / StarChild (Eps. 1-3)

Graydon Schlichter

M-Pulse, The Eminence of Electromagnetism / Kevin Connolly (Eps. 1-3)

Michael Lutheran

M-Pulse, The Eminence of Electromagnetism / Kevin Connolly (Ep. 4)

Mark Lopez

Ninja / Zombie (Ep. 1)

Seth Thygesen

Ninja / Zombie (Ep. 1)
Tweak (Ep. 3)

Judge Evans

Tweak (Ep. 4)

Josef Knauber

Voice of MegaHex (Ep. 1)

Jenny Ashe

Waitress / StarChild (Ep. 2)

Carey Matthews

Ensemble (Ep. 2)
Maximus (Ep. 3)

Emily Donn

Ensemble (Ep. 2)
The Owl (Eps. 3-4)

Gregory Crafts

Ensemble (Ep. 2)
Kuroko (Ep. 3)

Danielle Janco

Ensemble (Ep. 2)
Lady Voodoo (Ep. 3)

Mark Lopez

Kuroko (Ep. 3)

Choreography by Lindsay Anne Braverman (Ep. 2)