Welcome to Sacred Fools Theater Company, est. 1997
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CLOSE SEASON THREE, Sept. 2007 - July 2008       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio
CLOSE SEASON FOUR, Sept. 2008 - July 2009       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow = Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON FIVE, Sept. 2009 - June 2010       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow = Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON SIX, Sept. 2010 - June 2011       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow = Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON SEVEN, Sept. 2011 - June 2012       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON EIGHT, Sept. 2012 - July 2013       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON NINE, Sept. 2013 - Aug. 2014       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON TEN, Sept. 2014 - May 2015       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON ELEVEN, Sept. 2015 - May 2016       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON TWELVE, Oct. 2016 - May 2017       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoff Serials
CLOSE THE NIGHTCAP and Other Miscellany      
10/27/07: A Halloween Song - a song by Richard Levinson
 4/05/08: An Easter Song - a song by Richard Levinson
07/12/08: Patrick Duffy Pays Tribute - Patrick Duffy pays tribute to fallen serials at the 3rd Annual Thurstys
07/12/08: The Proposal Song - a song at the 3rd Annual Thurstys becomes a real marriage proposal!
10/18/08: Biting Political Satire - a song by Richard Levinson
 2/21/09: High Five City - celebrations at our 100th episode
 4/04/09: All The Leaves Are Brown - Terry helps us pass time at vote count
 4/11/09: Dear Back Pain - Joe Hernandez-Kolski wites a breakup letter
 5/02/09: Klagdor & Keely - Klagdor the aspiring-actor robot auditions for "Louis & Keely"
 4/02/11: Send in the Carnies - a song by Richard Levinson
 5/28/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Bad Karma
 6/25/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Cannibal
10/08/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hell on Heels
 2/11/12: Elvis Prestello: Tramp the Dirt Down
 4/21/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Backstabber Lady
 6/09/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Do It Like a Dude
10/06/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Promises
10/20/12: The Hip News: Vote Dizzy - The Hip News swings the election!
 2/23/13: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hey, Big Spender
 3/02/13: Bela Lugosi's Passion - Cabaret act For Lovers Only combines two great songs.
 4/27/13: The Serial Killers Dancers: Black Sheep
 7/13/13: Joe Dances Dirty - Joe Hernandez-Kolski talks about wanting to be Patrick Swayze
 7/20/13: The Engagement Dance of Walter Trey Perkins & Donnelle Fuller - Our second live-on-stage real-life proposal!
 9/28/13: Russell Sings - Cub Sinatra
10/19/13: Only a Lad - Marz Richards sings to round out your evening.
11/23/13: Karl and Little Joey - Karl describes an outrageous act to his pal Joey.
12/07/13: Karl and Little Joey Apologize - An abject Karl apologizes for last week's act.
12/14/13: Smooth Movementz - The dancing sensation that's sweeping the nation.
02/15/14: For Singles Only - Marz Richards will turn you into a lover.
02/08/14: Khan Khan - A musical number from China: The Whole Enchilada.
02/22/14: Roar and Jump - Michelle Gardner performs dances in American Sign Language.
03/01/14: Smooth Moviementz - Smooth Movementz returns with a salute to the movies.
04/12/14: Lovers Dance Apart - "For Lovers Only" presents a lovers musical mashup.
04/19/14: Giter Brider Itzik & Better Off Without a Wife - The dulcet tones of Bryan Krasner.
04/26/14: Rhune Kincaid - Songs of love and doom.
05/03/14: Zachary Bernstein - Zach sings "I've Got My Eye on You" and "Crispy Crispy Clementine."
05/24/14: Devil Doll - Disturbing doings from Marz Richards.
05/24/14: An Encounter with Sates - Sates sings "Encounter."
07/05/14: Tribute to America - Smooth Movementz presents a July 4 weekend patriotic tribute.
07/19/14: Big Finish - A big finish as many of the Season 9 Nightcaps combine for one mega-Nightcap.
09/13/14: Maral Adams - Stand-up comedy from Maral Adams.
09/20/14: Mr. Snapper & Mr. Buddy Make Whoopee - Thoughts on the most important part of matrimony.
09/20/14: Mr. Snapper & Mr. Buddy Cowboy Up - An old cowhand on the Rio Grande.
09/27/14: Glen Frazier - Stand-up comic Glen Frazier.
10/04/14: Milo Martin - Utopian nihilist and master of poetry Milo Martin performs a new work.
10/11/14: Korey Simeone - A short history lesson about fiddle music.
10/25/14: Your Host, Birthday Clown - Birthday Clown performs Renfield's "Stuntshow."
01/31/15: Karl Herlinger & Little Joey's Dating Tips - Questionable advice.
02/21/15: Michelle Gardner - Lip-sync sign language dance.
02/28/15: Before Dawn - Musical duo from Austin, Texas.
03/07/15: For Lovers Only - "Thunderbass" - Another musical mashup from "For Lovers Only."
04/04/15: A Word From the Producers of 99 Seat Theater - We're in the money.
04/11/15: The Awesome Gentleman's Society - Gentrifying the hip-hops.
04/18/15: Zachary Bernstein & Friends & Enemies - A "No Scrubs" musical interlude.
04/25/15: Jeremy Gayhorse & Uni - Famed stallion Jeremy Gayhorse visits with insight and poetry.
05/02/15: Orange Blossom Special - Korey Simeone (fiddle), Ryan Johnson (keyboard) and Chris Novicki (drum).
05/16/15: Smooth TV Movementz - Smooth Movementz returns with their tribute to television.
09/20/15: The Radioactive Chickenheads - Punk band The Radioactive Chickenheads rock the Nightcap.
09/26/15: Tyler Tyler - The magic of Tyler Tyler.
10/03/15: Red Light District - Red Light District perform a stripped-down version of their music.
10/10/15: Korey Simeone - Maybe - Korey Simeone may or may not be our entertainment tonight.
11/21/15: Nikki Muller - The Cole Porter of vagina songs.
12/05/15: Dinah Steward - A jazzy "Ghostbusters" and an original song from this classy vocalist.
12/12/15: Ari Radousky's Game Show Thing - High-speed trivia, loud and lightning-fast! Can YOU keep up with Ari?
12/19/15: Smooth Movementz - They're back with a salute to one-hit wonders!
02/20/16: Einstein's Girl - Science and romance collide in this musical performance.
02/27/16: Brendan Sings Bowie - Brendan Hunt and Zachary Bernstein pay tribute to the Starman.
03/12/16: Smokey Miles - Three bespoke songs from the human alter-ego of cult-favorite Count Smokula.
04/16/16: Brandon McCulloch - Three songs from balladeer Brandon McCulloch.
10/08/16: Doa Oxford - Doa Oxford sings "Something You Got"
10/15/16: Nate Shelkey - Nate performs the seasonally appropriate "Halloween 1987."
10/22/16: les petits guignolers - in "La Petit Mort" (The Little Death).
10/29/16: SKULLDUGGERY: "Eight Phases" - A musical number from our mainstage show, a prequel to Hamlet.
11/12/16: R.J. Comer - The Gentleman Outlaw sings "Smothered," "Leave Your Light On" and "St. James Infirmary"
02/04/17: Host Segment: Victor Isaac - Handsome can't compensate for some things.
02/25/17: Michelle Gardner: "Creep" & "F*** You" - w/Rodnesha K. Green, Monica Greene & Cj Merriman.
04/08/17: Amir Levi w/Brenda Varda - Excerpts from Amir Levi's cabaret show, with Brenda Varda on keys.
04/15/17: Joe Hernandez-Kolski: "Letter to My Future Wife" - Award-winning Spoken word artist Joe H-K returns.
04/22/17: Ian Smith - Original music.
04/29/17: Tina B. - Spoken word artist Tina B.

THE COLLECTORS
written by Annette Fasone
directed by JJ Mayes
(ep. 4 directed by JJ Mayes & Colin Willkie)

They had no idea what was about to drop in their bucket.

6 Episodes
Original Run: 5 eps, 2/25/17 - 4/22/17
Playoffs Run: 1 ep, 4/29/17

EPISODE ONE (2/25/17)

SUMMARY: Mario is a man in trouble, trying to escape some dangerous people while in possession of flash drive containing top secret information. However, when he bumps into Jade and Jason, who are collecting money for charity, he accidentally drops the flash drive into their basket, inadvertently drawing them into his dangerous life.

Photos by Aaron Francis

EPISODE TWO (4/1/17)

SUMMARY: Captain O'Connor tells Officer Wesson to get that flash drive back, as it contains proof of corruption in the police department. Wesson is reluctantly teamed with eager-beaver rookie Gary to go on the hunt for the flash drive. Meanwhile, Jason and Jade have decided they'll turn over the flash drive to the cops for the reward, but Mario finds them first. When Jason won't give him the flash drive, Mario regretfully aims a gun at him - and Jason swallows the flash drive. Wesson and Gary arrive... and Wesson shoots both Mario and the annoying Gary, and takes Jade and Jason with him. Meanwhile, Captain O'Connor calls the Mayor and says everything's going to plan - the flash drive's contents will hang Wesson out to dry, but there's nothing on it to implicate the Mayor or himself.

Photos by Brendan Broms

EPISODE THREE (4/8/17)

SUMMARY: Officer Gary, both his arms in slings, tries to wrangle a promotion to detective by offering to file a false police report about what happened the other day, but Smith, Wesson and O'Connor make it clear that if he won't file the false report, they'll just shoot him. Gary then rigs up a way to use his gun without arms - one that involves the gun being strapped to his belly facing outwards. It's a little too easy to trigger the gun, and he ends up accidentally shooting Wesson's car. However, Gary and Smith convince him the bullet holes in his car make him look like a badass who has seen some dangerous action. They all get in on putting more bullet holes in his car, with Gary basking in the newfound acceptance - but when Wesson accidentally shoots out one of his tires - followed by Gary accidentally shooting out another one - Wesson declares that he hates Gary. Meanwhile, Jade and Jason try to decide what to do next. Before Mario died, he told Jade and Jason to seek the Blue Baboon; they have no idea what this means, so their only hope is to visit a man known as "The Buddha" - an incredibly charismatic man with much knowledge.

EPISODE FOUR (4/15/17)

SUMMARY: Representative Woods warns Captain O'Connor that he'd better recover that hard drive, which implicates her and other government officials. Meanwhile, Jade and Jason are dealing with "The Buddha" - a.k.a. Glen - who claims to have psychic powers, and does seem to know a lot about their situation. But his knowledge of the hard drive may have a more prosaic explanation when a knock at the door comes from Captain O'Connor, who wants to talk to his brother... Glen.

Photos by Brendan Broms

EPISODE FIVE (4/22/17)

SUMMARY: Glen wants nothing to do with O'Connor. Meanwhile, Officers Smith and Wesson are abducted by goons working for Rep. Woods. She asks them to find dirt on Captain O'Connor. At first they refuse, but she's got a recording of him betraying them, so they change their tune.

Photos by Aaron Francis

EPISODE SIX (4/29/17) - PLAYOFFS ROUND 1!

SUMMARY: Smith and Wesson accept their new assignment from Rep. Woods - and Smith convinces himself that he's got a thing going on with her. But when Gary has reservations about their new assignment, they pull a gun on him...

Photos by Maral Adams

CAST

Victor Isaac

Officer Smith (Eps. 1 & 3-6)

Peter Fluet

Officer Wesson (Eps. 1-6)

Chris Alvarado

Mario (Eps. 1-2)

Cj Merriman

Jade (Eps. 1-5)

Matt Valle

Jason (Eps. 1-5)

Michael Anastasia

Man in Suit (Ep. 1)

Kristyn Chalker

Feminist (Ep. 1)

Chairman Barnes

Veteran (Ep. 1)

Michael Shaw Fisher

Dog Walker (Ep. 1)

King Renly

Himself (Ep. 1)

Bart Tangredi

Captain O'Connor (Eps. 2-6)

Michael Silva

Gary (Eps. 2-4 & 6)

Pat Towne

The Buddha (Eps. 3-5)

Alyssa Preston

Rep. Woods (Eps. 4-6)

Colin Willkie

Geronimo Tangredi (Eps. 5-6)