Original Run: 2 eps, 1/20/18 - 1/27/18
Playoffs Run: 1 ep, 4/14/18
Summary: Black James Bond - the super-spy who prefers Colt 45 to martinis of any sort - defeats his nemesis, Honkeyfinger, after seducing his accomplice, Anita Strongblackman. However, Honkeyfinger escapes. Black James Bond is then sent by his boss, M, on a mission to take down evil candymaker Billy Bonkers. In disguise at the chocolate factory as scientist Black John Smith, he meets food scientist Dr. Cinnabunz Goodlovin'. Bonkers introduces his henchman, the psychotic Mister Eli, who is willing to do absolutely anything Bonkers tells him to. And Bonkers announces that there's a spy in their midst - Dr. Goodlovin', who is, in reality, the Russian spy Natasha Baddanoff! As she battles Bonkers and Eli, Black James Bond sheds his disguise as well. However, both are overpowered and captured - and, it transpires, Bonkers is in league with Honkeyfinger.
Photos by Jax Ball
Summary: Black James Bond makes one last request - to drink a Colt 45 - so Honkeyfinger unties him. This, of course, doesn't go well for him, and he is defeated, though he escapes. After a bedroom interlude with Ms. Baddanoff, the secret agent is called into action again to fight the evil Platypussy, whose theme song is just the word "Platypussy" over and over. He and Baddanoff are assisted by the arrival of Asian James Bond, who makes short work of Platypussy.
Photos by Scott Golden
Summary: Black James Bond once again foils Mister Eli by seducing his henchwomen, Menage a Trois and Sexy Lingerie. But Mister Eli has a new scheme - he's hired an actress to impersonate Natasha Baddanoff!
Photos by Sierra Taylor
|Derek Jeremiah Reid||Billy Dee Williams (Eps. 1-3)|
|Meitar Paz||Dr. Cinnabunz Goodlovin / Natasha Baddanoff (Eps. 1-3)|
Billy Bonkers (Ep. 1)
Asian James Bond (Ep. 2)
|Ahmed Hassan||Mister Eli (Eps. 1-3)|
|Tommy Bechtold||Honkeyfinger (Eps. 1-2)|
Anita Strongblackman (Ep. 1)
Platypussy (Ep. 2)
Sexy Lingerie (Ep. 2)
M (Ep. 1)
White Ninja (Ep. 2)
|Miho Fuji||Shirley Bassey (Eps. 1-3)|
|Lulu Ragueneau||Menage Trois (Ep. 3)|
|Sheila Sarasmita||Baby's Momma (Ep. 3)|