Emu Wars

Summary: Australia, 1932. The Emus - who prove far more agile and wily than previously known - begin murdering farmers and taking them hostage. They form a terrorist group, ESWA (Emus of SouthWestern Australia) and declare that all the farmland now belongs to them. And so a General from the United States army - a man who, due to a childhood trauma, believes that all birds are evil - declares that the Emu War has begun. Desperate for soldiers, he takes on new recruits Casey and Zach. Casey is itching for animals to kill, and was just barely able to take one of the Emus out when attacked.

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Photos by Jax Ball

Summary: While the General prepares a crack team of mercenaries to take out the Emus, Casey and Zach interrogate a captured emu, but fail to get any information out of it. The General decides they'll better serve the cause on the janitorial staff cleaning toilets, and assigns the Australian Sarge to take over the interrogation. Meanwhile, yet another farmer is set upon by a mob of emus.

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Photos by Nathan Wellman

Summary: Sarge – who turns out to be an American who is an "expert" on Australia, and is faking his Australian accent – continues to interrogate the captured emu. Meanwhile, the team of mercenaries – The Infamous Assholes, led by one-eyed Tex, whose missing eye was taken by an emu – invades the emus' stronghold and demands to know where the hostages are. When they won't answer, Tex takes revenge and removes the eye of one of the emus. Meanwhile, Casey and Zach are frustrated with their demotion. And Zach, feeling bad for the captured emu, gets Casey to help him release the emu and help guide it to freedom...

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Photos by Colin Willkie

Summary: Casey and Zach are stunned to learn that the captured Emu can talk, and she tells them the emu uprising is about survival.  Meanwhile, Emma, the Queen Emu, spars with her hen-  emu-pecked husband, Keith. And the Infamous Assholes are ambushed and seemingly taken down by a group of ESWA emus.

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Photos by Jax Ball

Summary: Sarge and Australian Army officer Nigel watch a video sent by the Emus in which a farmer reads their statement that he's unharmed and the Emus are peacefully taking back their land - but then the farmer stops cooperating and begs to be rescued, the Emus attack him, and the video cuts off. Meanwhile, Casey, Zach and the Emu they freed are wandering lost in the Outback while Casey fumes over the ignominious end of her military career, and the fact that they never took her seriously anyway because she's a woman. Suddenly, they are ambushed by Tex, who pulls a very large knife and tells them to hand over the Emu...

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Photos by Andrew Joseph Perez