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Continuing Serial:

Family Ties

written & directed by Pam Eberhardt

If you have a shitty family, kidnap a new one!

Next Time: Episode 2
Began 12/15/18

Episode One (12/15/18)

Summary: Siblings Scotty and Jake prepare to sell the record collection of their late mother, who had tried to burn down their house with everyone inside. Scotty is stunned when his sister Jake tells him that she knocked out a woman at Starbucks for annoying her, and that she's still in the trunk of her car; Jake found the rush of the attack better than sex - and she really likes sex. But there's no time to talk about this, as record collectors Diane and Mike have arrived. When Jake learns that the record collection is potentially worth thousands, she decides, to Scotty's horror, to skin Diane and Mike, sell their organs on the black market, and sell the record collection themselves to make maximum bank.



Photos by Jessie Bias


Tim Kopacz Scotty (Ep. 1)
Pam Quinn Jake (Ep. 1)
Emily Clark Diane (Ep. 1)
Lucas Alifano Mike (Ep. 1)