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THE CLOWN CHRONICLES
written by Matthew Garland, Chris Millar & Steven Palmer
directed by Chris Millar

1 Episode
4/14/07

In the 1990s, David Mamet gave us a glimpse into the cruel
and competitive world of a dying profession... door to door
sales.  Now we see that, for a Clown... it's no different.

CAST

Matthew Garland

Pecker

Joe Hendrix

Mopes

Michael Lanahan

Shifty

Steve Palmer

Mime

Caleb Martin

Happy

Shifty's Makeup by Heather Hopkins

PHOTOS
by C.M. Gonzalez


L-R: Shifty (Michael Lanahan), Mopes (Joe Hendrix) and Happy (Caleb Martin)


The Mime (Steve Palmer) and Pecker (Matthew Garland),
who's here on a mission of mercy, to teach
them ABC:  ALWAYS BE CLOWNING.


The clowns are unimpressed.


"You drove a Kia to get here tonight.
I DROVE A 1998 DODGE STRATUS.
I made $35,700 last year.  How much did you make?"


"These are the gags.  These are the
Cirque du Soleil gags. They're for clowns."