DICK
CHENEY GOES TO COLLEGE
written by Brian
Stampnitsky
directed by Gavin Carlton |
3
Episodes 11/18/06
- 12/9/06 |
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The year is 2009 and recently retired Vice President
Dick Cheney has decided to return to college.
Lock up
your girlfriends. Hide your stash. |
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CAST
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Troy
Blendell |
Dick
Cheney
(Eps. 1-3) |
Denny
Moynahan |
Ezra
(Eps. 1-3) |
Franci
Montgomery |
Chrissy
(Ep. 1) |
Vanessa
Perkins |
Nikki
(Eps. 1-3) |
Jean
Black |
Art
Professor
(Ep. 2) |
Matt
Short |
Brad
the Hunk
(Eps. 2-3) |
Frank
Stasio |
Steve
the Asshole
(Ep. 3) |
Crystal
Day |
Lola
(Ep. 3) |
Jennifer
Ruckman |
Party
Girl
(Ep. 3) |
PHOTOS
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Dick Cheney (Troy Vincent)
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Dick meets his new roommate Ezra (Denny Moynahan).
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Two girls stop by looking for some action -
Nikki (Vanessa Perkins), who likes to cut herself,
and Chrissy (Franci Montomery), who...
- Photo by C.M. Gonzalez -
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...has daddy issues.
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From
Episode Two (10-21-06)

However,
nobody can get laid with Cheney
in the room, so they try to play Truth or Dare.
Click on the picture to watch this scene!
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Not. Having. A. Good. Time.
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Cheney's first bong hit.
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C.M. Gonzalez -
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This is NOT the effect of the bong hit.
This is Cheney sober.
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C.M. Gonzalez -
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Nikki breaks up with Ezra the next day.
Click on the picture to hear her compassionate advice.
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From
Episode Two (12-02-06)

Nikki has her eye on someone else...
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An awkward moment when they find they
all are in the same life drawing class.
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The Art Professor (Jean Black) and her
model - Bradley Wilson (Matt Short),
who sets Cheney's heart racing.
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Ezra and Cheney pledge a frat,
and are given their pledge names.
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Cheney sells out Ezra by promising Brad and Steve (Frank Stasio)
access to a government warehouse full of seized marijuana.
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Cheney attends his first frat party.
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Brad invites Cheney to get his "bang" on,
"naked-style," with
Lola (Crystal Day). Also pictured: Jennifer Ruckman
(seated).
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