directed by Kathi Copeland
is a bitch when there's always a hitch.
Before rock star Johnny (Chris Gyre) can have sex
with super-hot reality star Burgundy, first he must
deal with her lawyer Hughes (David LM McIntyre) -
and sign a thick-as-a-book contract.
Said contract stipulates the presence of somebody
dressed as Nacho Libre (Terry Tocantins).
Uh oh. Just as Johnny finally signs the contract,
Burgundy, who has been doing lines of coke,
collapses in her locked hotel bathroom.