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THE HITCH
written by Mark Petrie
directed by Kathi Copeland

1 Episode
6/2/07

Life is a bitch when there's always a hitch.

CAST

Chris Gyre

Johnny

David LM McIntyre

Hughes

Terry Tocantins

"Nacho Libre"

Rebecca Larsen

Burgundy

PHOTOS
by C.M. Gonzalez


Before rock star Johnny (Chris Gyre) can have sex
with super-hot reality star Burgundy, first he must
deal with her lawyer Hughes (David LM McIntyre) -
and sign a thick-as-a-book contract.


Said contract stipulates the presence of somebody
dressed as Nacho Libre (Terry Tocantins).


Uh oh.  Just as Johnny finally signs the contract,
Burgundy, who has been doing lines of coke,
 collapses in her locked hotel bathroom.