by Steven Korbar
directed by JJ Mayes
In the world of plus size children’s
only one agency can be the biggest...Little Big Kids!
Col. Donnybrook (Richard Tatum), agent to the
plus-sized, meets with Pastor Dodi (Dan Wingard).
To raise funds for his church, he's willing to
allow his daughter, Little Debbie (Charlie Bates)
to go to Hollywood and become a model.
Col. Donnybrook thinks she can be the new face of Carvel!
But the Glamorous Dollop (Stephen Alan Carver)
wants that gig. Also pictured: her assistant Lydia
(Annie Vest) and her other assistant, maple syrup.
Dollop in an... expansive... mood.
Pee Wee (Jared Krichevsky) wants to be thin,
but Mama (Margaret Schugt) is going to make him
into a plus-size model whether he wants to or not.
"WALK, MY MEATY MINIONS! WALK!"
Uh... not really sure what's going on here.