by Vanessa Claire Perkins
directed by Rebecca Larsen
world is at its end. Everyone is dead or dying. Basic
like food and water are scarce. Perfect time for a beauty
by Richard Levinson
VIDEO & AUDIO
photos by C.M. Gonzalez
Johnny the Host (Dan Wingard) sings
the Little Miss Apocalypse pageant theme.
on the picture to watch this scene!
Ed the Accompanist (Richard Levinson) lives in fear.
Freida (Janie Haddad) loses major points
for not bringing any fried hog babies.
Tony (Michael Franco) is big and strong and keeps
Frieda safe and she'd better just DO WHAT SHE'S TOLD!
Rosa (Supatra Hanna) swam through the radioactive
morass of the Gulf of Mexico to compete in the contest.
on the picture to hear
her playful banter with the host!
Virginia (Franci Montgomery) is perfectly beautiful... and
only nine years old. It's the growth hormones in the
Ashley (Chris Gyre) is a Hungarian beauty. She
wants everyone to know she doesn't have a penis.
Sophie (Vanessa Perkins), whose father entered
her in the competition, is hungry. So hungry.
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