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CLOSE SEASON NINE, Sept. 2013 - Aug. 2014       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
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CLOSE THE NIGHTCAP and Other Miscellany      
10/27/07: A Halloween Song - a song by Richard Levinson
 4/05/08: An Easter Song - a song by Richard Levinson
07/12/08: Patrick Duffy Pays Tribute - Patrick Duffy pays tribute to fallen serials at the 3rd Annual Thurstys
07/12/08: The Proposal Song - a song at the 3rd Annual Thurstys becomes a real marriage proposal!
10/18/08: Biting Political Satire - a song by Richard Levinson
 2/21/09: High Five City - celebrations at our 100th episode
 4/04/09: All The Leaves Are Brown - Terry helps us pass time at vote count
 4/11/09: Dear Back Pain - Joe Hernandez-Kolski wites a breakup letter
 5/02/09: Klagdor & Keely - Klagdor the aspiring-actor robot auditions for "Louis & Keely"
 4/02/11: Send in the Carnies - a song by Richard Levinson
 5/28/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Bad Karma
 6/25/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Cannibal
10/08/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hell on Heels
 2/11/12: Elvis Prestello: Tramp the Dirt Down
 4/21/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Backstabber Lady
 6/09/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Do It Like a Dude
10/06/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Promises
10/20/12: The Hip News: Vote Dizzy - The Hip News swings the election!
 2/23/13: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hey, Big Spender
 3/02/13: Bela Lugosi's Passion - Cabaret act For Lovers Only combines two great songs.
 4/27/13: The Serial Killers Dancers: Black Sheep
 7/13/13: Joe Dances Dirty - Joe Hernandez-Kolski talks about wanting to be Patrick Swayze
 7/20/13: The Engagement Dance of Walter Trey Perkins & Donnelle Fuller - Our second live-on-stage real-life proposal!
 9/28/13: Russell Sings - Cub Sinatra
10/19/13: Only a Lad - Marz Richards sings to round out your evening.
11/23/13: Karl and Little Joey - Karl describes an outrageous act to his pal Joey.
12/07/13: Karl and Little Joey Apologize - An abject Karl apologizes for last week's act.
12/14/13: Smooth Movementz - The dancing sensation that's sweeping the nation.
02/15/14: For Singles Only - Marz Richards will turn you into a lover.
02/08/14: Khan Khan - A musical number from China: The Whole Enchilada.
02/22/14: Roar and Jump - Michelle Gardner performs dances in American Sign Language.
03/01/14: Smooth Moviementz - Smooth Movementz returns with a salute to the movies.
04/12/14: Lovers Dance Apart - "For Lovers Only" presents a lovers musical mashup.
04/19/14: Giter Brider Itzik & Better Off Without a Wife - The dulcet tones of Bryan Krasner.
04/26/14: Rhune Kincaid - Songs of love and doom.
05/03/14: Zachary Bernstein - Zach sings "I've Got My Eye on You" and "Crispy Crispy Clementine."
05/24/14: Devil Doll - Disturbing doings from Marz Richards.
05/24/14: An Encounter with Sates - Sates sings "Encounter."
07/05/14: Tribute to America - Smooth Movementz presents a July 4 weekend patriotic tribute.
07/19/14: Big Finish - A big finish as many of the Season 9 Nightcaps combine for one mega-Nightcap.
09/13/14: Maral Adams - Stand-up comedy from Maral Adams.
09/20/14: Mr. Snapper & Mr. Buddy Make Whoopee - Thoughts on the most important part of matrimony.
09/20/14: Mr. Snapper & Mr. Buddy Cowboy Up - An old cowhand on the Rio Grande.
09/27/14: Glen Frazier - Stand-up comic Glen Frazier.
10/04/14: Milo Martin - Utopian nihilist and master of poetry Milo Martin performs a new work.
10/11/14: Korey Simeone - A short history lesson about fiddle music.
10/25/14: Your Host, Birthday Clown - Birthday Clown performs Renfield's "Stuntshow."
01/31/15: Karl Herlinger & Little Joey's Dating Tips - Questionable advice.
02/21/15: Michelle Gardner - Lip-sync sign language dance.
02/28/15: Before Dawn - Musical duo from Austin, Texas.
03/07/15: For Lovers Only - "Thunderbass" - Another musical mashup from "For Lovers Only."
04/04/15: A Word From the Producers of 99 Seat Theater - We're in the money.
04/11/15: The Awesome Gentleman's Society - Gentrifying the hip-hops.
04/18/15: Zachary Bernstein & Friends & Enemies - A "No Scrubs" musical interlude.
04/25/15: Jeremy Gayhorse & Uni - Famed stallion Jeremy Gayhorse visits with insight and poetry.
05/02/15: Orange Blossom Special - Korey Simeone (fiddle), Ryan Johnson (keyboard) and Chris Novicki (drum).
05/16/15: Smooth TV Movementz - Smooth Movementz returns with their tribute to television.
09/20/15: The Radioactive Chickenheads - Punk band The Radioactive Chickenheads rock the Nightcap.
09/26/15: Tyler Tyler - The magic of Tyler Tyler.
10/03/15: Red Light District - Red Light District perform a stripped-down version of their music.
10/10/15: Korey Simeone - Maybe - Korey Simeone may or may not be our entertainment tonight.
11/21/15: Nikki Muller - The Cole Porter of vagina songs.
12/05/15: Dinah Steward - A jazzy "Ghostbusters" and an original song from this classy vocalist.
12/12/15: Ari Radousky's Game Show Thing - High-speed trivia, loud and lightning-fast! Can YOU keep up with Ari?
12/19/15: Smooth Movementz - They're back with a salute to one-hit wonders!
02/20/16: Einstein's Girl - Science and romance collide in this musical performance.
02/27/16: Brendan Sings Bowie - Brendan Hunt and Zachary Bernstein pay tribute to the Starman.
03/12/16: Smokey Miles - Three bespoke songs from the human alter-ego of cult-favorite Count Smokula.
04/16/16: Brandon McCulloch - Three songs from balladeer Brandon McCulloch.
10/08/16: Doa Oxford - Doa Oxford sings "Something You Got"
10/15/16: Nate Shelkey - Nate performs the seasonally appropriate "Halloween 1987."
10/22/16: les petits guignolers - in "La Petit Mort" (The Little Death).
10/29/16: SKULLDUGGERY: "Eight Phases" - A musical number from our mainstage show, a prequel to Hamlet.
11/12/16: R.J. Comer - The Gentleman Outlaw sings "Smothered," "Leave Your Light On" and "St. James Infirmary"
02/04/17: Host Segment: Victor Isaac - Handsome can't compensate for some things.

written by Joe Hendrix
directed by Kiff Scholl

4 Episodes
4/7/07 - 4/28/07

Because two pennies can't buy you shit.

- Photos, Video & Audio -


Joe Hendrix

Sean Michael Graham
as Winston Winchester
(Eps. 1 & 3)
Himself (Eps. 1-3)

Kelsey Wedeen

Yasmine Whitener (Ep. 1)
as Gwendolyn Winchester
(Ep. 1)
as Tiffany Tuffenstem (Ep. 4)

Kiff Scholl

Stephen Kingswell, Director (Eps. 1-2 & 4)
as Stone Hail (Ep. 4)

Natasha Norman

Shanna Van Gorp, the Script Supervisor (Eps. 1-2)
as Man in Disguise (Ep. 3)
as Carmen Heathersby (Ep. 4)

Bobby Placencia

Carlos, the Assistant Director (Eps. 1-3)
as Julio Corazon (Ep. 4)

Christopher Gyre

Johnnyrocket, the Sound Guy (Eps. 1-4)
as Rock Dimsdale (Eps. 4)

Brandon Clark

Himself (Eps. 1-4)
as Kadeema Darnell (Ep. 4)

Richard Levinson

The Musician (Eps. 1-2)

Christopher Goodson

Philip Girthwap
as Blake Dansforth
(Ep. 2)

Rebecca Larsen

Jillian Jensen
as Georgette Fellashe
(Ep. 2)

Lynn Odell

Natasha Norman
as Shanna the Script Supervisor
(Ep. 2)

David Damico

Skyler Bonnestorm
as Philip Chastite
as Blake Dansforth
(Ep. 3)
as Pantsless Book Guy (Ep. 4)

Jaime Robledo

Himself (Ep. 4)
William Buttersmith
(Eps. 3-4)
as Dr. Shane Blissfield
(Ep. 3)

Ryan Schuermann

Ryan Sherman
as Billfold Montgomery
(Ep. 3)

Photos by C.M. Gonzalez

EPISODE ONE (4/7/07)

Sean Michael Graham portrays "Winston Winchester"
and Yasmine Whitener portrays "Gwendolyn Winchester"
(Pictured, L-R: Joe Hendrix, Chris Gyre & Kelsey Wedeen)
Click on the photo to hear an excerpt from their soap opera!

Sean explains his theory?  About questions?  To the director (Kiff Scholl)?

Yasmine has her own theory?  About questions?
Click on
Click on picture to watch this scene!

Shanna Van Gorp (Natasha Norman) touches
up Yasmine's makeup between takes.

Carlos, the Assistant Director (Bobby Placencia), Takes Five.

A passionate rainstorm of passion.

EPISODE TWO (4/14/07)

Philip Girthwap portrays "Blake Dansforth"
Jillian Jensen portrays "Georgette Fellashe"
(Chris Goodson & Rebecca Larsen)
Click on
Click on picture to watch this scene!

A word from our sponsor:
Sahara Breeze Hand & Ass Cream

"Peas and carrots, peas and carrots, hubbub hubbub..."
The extras (Stacey Jackson & Jaime Andrews)

Joe sends Natasha out for McDonald's in order
to replace her with Lynn Odell, playing Natasha.

"Check the gate inside..."
Bobby and Lynnatasha sing a musical number.

Natasha returns to find everybody gone.


Skyler Bonnestorm portrays "Philip Chastite," double for "Blake Dansforth,"
and receives some acting lessons from Sean Michael Graham himself.
(Pictured, L-R: David Damico & Joe Hendrix)

Ryan Sherman as "Billford Montgomery"
(Pictured: Ryan Schuermann)

William Buttersmith (Jaime Robledo) may be retarded, but he
can sure act up a storm, in the role of "Dr. Shane Blissfield."

William's helping!  William's helping!

The Man in Disguise (Natasha Norman) presents this week's sponsors.

EPISODE FOUR (4/28/07)

Johnnyrocket on a skateboard.

The soap's been cancelled, so they do a newsflash to skip
ahead to the final episode to (ostensibly) tie up the storylines. 

Weather report. 

Gwendolyn interviews herself, then has
a gratuitous not-quite-a-sex-scene.

Carlos, playing newsman "Julio," interviews
Kadeema Darnell (Brandon Clark) and William.

The final sponsor.