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written by Joe Hendrix
directed by Kiff Scholl

4 Episodes
4/7/07 - 4/28/07

Because two pennies can't buy you shit.

- Photos, Video & Audio -


Joe Hendrix

Sean Michael Graham
as Winston Winchester
(Eps. 1 & 3)
Himself (Eps. 1-3)

Kelsey Wedeen

Yasmine Whitener (Ep. 1)
as Gwendolyn Winchester
(Ep. 1)
as Tiffany Tuffenstem (Ep. 4)

Kiff Scholl

Stephen Kingswell, Director (Eps. 1-2 & 4)
as Stone Hail (Ep. 4)

Natasha Norman

Shanna Van Gorp, the Script Supervisor (Eps. 1-2)
as Man in Disguise (Ep. 3)
as Carmen Heathersby (Ep. 4)

Bobby Placencia

Carlos, the Assistant Director (Eps. 1-3)
as Julio Corazon (Ep. 4)

Christopher Gyre

Johnnyrocket, the Sound Guy (Eps. 1-4)
as Rock Dimsdale (Eps. 4)

Brandon Clark

Himself (Eps. 1-4)
as Kadeema Darnell (Ep. 4)

Richard Levinson

The Musician (Eps. 1-2)

Christopher Goodson

Philip Girthwap
as Blake Dansforth
(Ep. 2)

Rebecca Larsen

Jillian Jensen
as Georgette Fellashe
(Ep. 2)

Lynn Odell

Natasha Norman
as Shanna the Script Supervisor
(Ep. 2)

David Damico

Skyler Bonnestorm
as Philip Chastite
as Blake Dansforth
(Ep. 3)
as Pantsless Book Guy (Ep. 4)

Jaime Robledo

Himself (Ep. 4)
William Buttersmith
(Eps. 3-4)
as Dr. Shane Blissfield
(Ep. 3)

Ryan Schuermann

Ryan Sherman
as Billfold Montgomery
(Ep. 3)

Photos by C.M. Gonzalez

EPISODE ONE (4/7/07)

Sean Michael Graham portrays "Winston Winchester"
and Yasmine Whitener portrays "Gwendolyn Winchester"
(Pictured, L-R: Joe Hendrix, Chris Gyre & Kelsey Wedeen)
Click on the photo to hear an excerpt from their soap opera!

Sean explains his theory?  About questions?  To the director (Kiff Scholl)?

Yasmine has her own theory?  About questions?
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Click on picture to watch this scene!

Shanna Van Gorp (Natasha Norman) touches
up Yasmine's makeup between takes.

Carlos, the Assistant Director (Bobby Placencia), Takes Five.

A passionate rainstorm of passion.

EPISODE TWO (4/14/07)

Philip Girthwap portrays "Blake Dansforth"
Jillian Jensen portrays "Georgette Fellashe"
(Chris Goodson & Rebecca Larsen)
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Click on picture to watch this scene!

A word from our sponsor:
Sahara Breeze Hand & Ass Cream

"Peas and carrots, peas and carrots, hubbub hubbub..."
The extras (Stacey Jackson & Jaime Andrews)

Joe sends Natasha out for McDonald's in order
to replace her with Lynn Odell, playing Natasha.

"Check the gate inside..."
Bobby and Lynnatasha sing a musical number.

Natasha returns to find everybody gone.


Skyler Bonnestorm portrays "Philip Chastite," double for "Blake Dansforth,"
and receives some acting lessons from Sean Michael Graham himself.
(Pictured, L-R: David Damico & Joe Hendrix)

Ryan Sherman as "Billford Montgomery"
(Pictured: Ryan Schuermann)

William Buttersmith (Jaime Robledo) may be retarded, but he
can sure act up a storm, in the role of "Dr. Shane Blissfield."

William's helping!  William's helping!

The Man in Disguise (Natasha Norman) presents this week's sponsors.

EPISODE FOUR (4/28/07)

Johnnyrocket on a skateboard.

The soap's been cancelled, so they do a newsflash to skip
ahead to the final episode to (ostensibly) tie up the storylines. 

Weather report. 

Gwendolyn interviews herself, then has
a gratuitous not-quite-a-sex-scene.

Carlos, playing newsman "Julio," interviews
Kadeema Darnell (Brandon Clark) and William.

The final sponsor.