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CLOSE SEASON THREE, Sept. 2007 - July 2008       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio
CLOSE SEASON FOUR, Sept. 2008 - July 2009       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow = Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON FIVE, Sept. 2009 - June 2010       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow = Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON SIX, Sept. 2010 - June 2011       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow = Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON SEVEN, Sept. 2011 - June 2012       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON EIGHT, Sept. 2012 - July 2013       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON NINE, Sept. 2013 - Aug. 2014       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON TEN, Sept. 2014 - May 2015       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON ELEVEN, Sept. 2015 - May 2016       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON TWELVE, Oct. 2016 - May 2017       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoff Serials
CLOSE THE NIGHTCAP and Other Miscellany      
10/27/07: A Halloween Song - a song by Richard Levinson
 4/05/08: An Easter Song - a song by Richard Levinson
07/12/08: Patrick Duffy Pays Tribute - Patrick Duffy pays tribute to fallen serials at the 3rd Annual Thurstys
07/12/08: The Proposal Song - a song at the 3rd Annual Thurstys becomes a real marriage proposal!
10/18/08: Biting Political Satire - a song by Richard Levinson
 2/21/09: High Five City - celebrations at our 100th episode
 4/04/09: All The Leaves Are Brown - Terry helps us pass time at vote count
 4/11/09: Dear Back Pain - Joe Hernandez-Kolski wites a breakup letter
 5/02/09: Klagdor & Keely - Klagdor the aspiring-actor robot auditions for "Louis & Keely"
 4/02/11: Send in the Carnies - a song by Richard Levinson
 5/28/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Bad Karma
 6/25/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Cannibal
10/08/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hell on Heels
 2/11/12: Elvis Prestello: Tramp the Dirt Down
 4/21/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Backstabber Lady
 6/09/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Do It Like a Dude
10/06/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Promises
10/20/12: The Hip News: Vote Dizzy - The Hip News swings the election!
 2/23/13: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hey, Big Spender
 3/02/13: Bela Lugosi's Passion - Cabaret act For Lovers Only combines two great songs.
 4/27/13: The Serial Killers Dancers: Black Sheep
 7/13/13: Joe Dances Dirty - Joe Hernandez-Kolski talks about wanting to be Patrick Swayze
 7/20/13: The Engagement Dance of Walter Trey Perkins & Donnelle Fuller - Our second live-on-stage real-life proposal!
 9/28/13: Russell Sings - Cub Sinatra
10/19/13: Only a Lad - Marz Richards sings to round out your evening.
11/23/13: Karl and Little Joey - Karl describes an outrageous act to his pal Joey.
12/07/13: Karl and Little Joey Apologize - An abject Karl apologizes for last week's act.
12/14/13: Smooth Movementz - The dancing sensation that's sweeping the nation.
02/15/14: For Singles Only - Marz Richards will turn you into a lover.
02/08/14: Khan Khan - A musical number from China: The Whole Enchilada.
02/22/14: Roar and Jump - Michelle Gardner performs dances in American Sign Language.
03/01/14: Smooth Moviementz - Smooth Movementz returns with a salute to the movies.
04/12/14: Lovers Dance Apart - "For Lovers Only" presents a lovers musical mashup.
04/19/14: Giter Brider Itzik & Better Off Without a Wife - The dulcet tones of Bryan Krasner.
04/26/14: Rhune Kincaid - Songs of love and doom.
05/03/14: Zachary Bernstein - Zach sings "I've Got My Eye on You" and "Crispy Crispy Clementine."
05/24/14: Devil Doll - Disturbing doings from Marz Richards.
05/24/14: An Encounter with Sates - Sates sings "Encounter."
07/05/14: Tribute to America - Smooth Movementz presents a July 4 weekend patriotic tribute.
07/19/14: Big Finish - A big finish as many of the Season 9 Nightcaps combine for one mega-Nightcap.
09/13/14: Maral Adams - Stand-up comedy from Maral Adams.
09/20/14: Mr. Snapper & Mr. Buddy Make Whoopee - Thoughts on the most important part of matrimony.
09/20/14: Mr. Snapper & Mr. Buddy Cowboy Up - An old cowhand on the Rio Grande.
09/27/14: Glen Frazier - Stand-up comic Glen Frazier.
10/04/14: Milo Martin - Utopian nihilist and master of poetry Milo Martin performs a new work.
10/11/14: Korey Simeone - A short history lesson about fiddle music.
10/25/14: Your Host, Birthday Clown - Birthday Clown performs Renfield's "Stuntshow."
01/31/15: Karl Herlinger & Little Joey's Dating Tips - Questionable advice.
02/21/15: Michelle Gardner - Lip-sync sign language dance.
02/28/15: Before Dawn - Musical duo from Austin, Texas.
03/07/15: For Lovers Only - "Thunderbass" - Another musical mashup from "For Lovers Only."
04/04/15: A Word From the Producers of 99 Seat Theater - We're in the money.
04/11/15: The Awesome Gentleman's Society - Gentrifying the hip-hops.
04/18/15: Zachary Bernstein & Friends & Enemies - A "No Scrubs" musical interlude.
04/25/15: Jeremy Gayhorse & Uni - Famed stallion Jeremy Gayhorse visits with insight and poetry.
05/02/15: Orange Blossom Special - Korey Simeone (fiddle), Ryan Johnson (keyboard) and Chris Novicki (drum).
05/16/15: Smooth TV Movementz - Smooth Movementz returns with their tribute to television.
09/20/15: The Radioactive Chickenheads - Punk band The Radioactive Chickenheads rock the Nightcap.
09/26/15: Tyler Tyler - The magic of Tyler Tyler.
10/03/15: Red Light District - Red Light District perform a stripped-down version of their music.
10/10/15: Korey Simeone - Maybe - Korey Simeone may or may not be our entertainment tonight.
11/21/15: Nikki Muller - The Cole Porter of vagina songs.
12/05/15: Dinah Steward - A jazzy "Ghostbusters" and an original song from this classy vocalist.
12/12/15: Ari Radousky's Game Show Thing - High-speed trivia, loud and lightning-fast! Can YOU keep up with Ari?
12/19/15: Smooth Movementz - They're back with a salute to one-hit wonders!
02/20/16: Einstein's Girl - Science and romance collide in this musical performance.
02/27/16: Brendan Sings Bowie - Brendan Hunt and Zachary Bernstein pay tribute to the Starman.
03/12/16: Smokey Miles - Three bespoke songs from the human alter-ego of cult-favorite Count Smokula.
04/16/16: Brandon McCulloch - Three songs from balladeer Brandon McCulloch.
10/08/16: Doa Oxford - Doa Oxford sings "Something You Got"
10/15/16: Nate Shelkey - Nate performs the seasonally appropriate "Halloween 1987."
10/22/16: les petits guignolers - in "La Petit Mort" (The Little Death).
10/29/16: SKULLDUGGERY: "Eight Phases" - A musical number from our mainstage show, a prequel to Hamlet.
11/12/16: R.J. Comer - The Gentleman Outlaw sings "Smothered," "Leave Your Light On" and "St. James Infirmary"
02/04/17: Host Segment: Victor Isaac - Handsome can't compensate for some things.
02/25/17: Michelle Gardner: "Creep" & "F*** You" - w/Rodnesha K. Green, Monica Greene & Cj Merriman.
04/08/17: Amir Levi w/Brenda Varda - Excerpts from Amir Levi's cabaret show, with Brenda Varda on keys.
04/15/17: Joe Hernandez-Kolski: "Letter to My Future Wife" - Award-winning Spoken word artist Joe H-K returns.
04/22/17: Ian Smith - Original music.
04/29/17: Tina B. - Spoken word artist Tina B.

THE AFTERSCHOOL SPECIALISTS
written & directed by Jenelle Riley
music & lyrics by Richard Levinson

Episodes 11 & 12 Directed by JJ Mayes

12 Episodes
4
/5/08 - 9/27/08

Knowing is half the battle.

CAST

Mike Lanahan

Scotty (Eps. 1-5 & 7-10)

Scott Leggett

Phil (Ep. 1)
Man (Ep. 4)
John (Ep. 11)

Jenelle Riley

Jenny (Eps. 1-10 & 12)

Michael Holmes

Teddy (Eps. 1-4 & 6-12)

Franci Montgomery

Mimi (Ep. 1)

David LM McIntyre

Principal Chalmers (Ep. 1)
Mr. Peterson (Ep. 9)
Will (Ep. 10)

Richard Levinson

Pianist (Eps. 1-3 & 5-10)
Guitarist (Ep. 8)

Bobby Stapf

Pianist (Ep. 4)

Joe Fria

Sam (Eps. 2-7 & 11)

Laura Sperrazza

Pam (Ep. 2)

Jaime Andrews

Pam (Eps. 3-12)

Troy Blendell

Counselor Troy (Ep. 3)

Innocent Bunny

Sylvie (Ep. 3)

Eric Johnson

Billy (Ep. 4)

Carrie Wiita

Billie (Ep. 4)
Bianca (Ep. 5)
Carly (Ep. 6)
Mertyl (Ep. 12)

Victor Isaac

Himself (Ep. 4)

Natasha Norman

Emily (Ep. 5)
Sexy Nurse (Ep. 9)

JJ Mayes

Tom (Ep. 5)
Nurse Greg (Ep. 9)

Stephen Simon

Ryan (Ep. 5)
Daryl (Ep. 12)

Supatra Hanna

Susan (Ep. 6)

JJ Mayes

Joseph (Ep. 7)

Carla Jo Bailey

Mary (Ep. 7)

Luis Vasquez

Guitarist (Ep. 7)

Troy Vincent

Kashi (Ep. 8)
Cam (Ep. 12)

Haven Hartman

Tina (Ep. 9)

Brian Wallis

Chris (Ep. 10)

Kat Bardot

Peg (Ep. 10)
Esther (Ep. 11)

Vanessa Perkins

Cheryl (Ep. 12)

Ariel Francis
Victoria Lvingston

Text Posse (Ep. 12)

Choreography by Natasha Norman

PHOTOS
by C.M. Gonzalez

EPISODE ONE (4/5/08)


Principal Chalmers (David LM McIntyre) asks everyone at
assembly to settle down so they can bring out their special guests...


...THE TRUTH TROUPE!


Introducing the Truth Troupe!  They've got a lesson for you about tolerance!


When Mimi (Franci Montgomery) shows the kids how easy she is in an improv
about being true to yourself, Jenny (Jenelle Riley) takes her to task for it.


Jenny has an ultimatum - she goes or Mimi goes.


Bye, Jenny.

EPISODE TWO (4/12/08)


Jenny has joined the Christian improv troupe, "Fishes and Loaves,"
and Scotty and Teddy have come to get her back.
She had to change her name to "Sue" because the troupe
feels that names with more than one syllable are ostentatious.


"Fishes & Loaves" founders Pam (Laura Sperazza) and Sam (Joe Fria).


Sam has problems with anger... and alcohol... and incest.
But Jesus has helped him get past them all!  Well, two out of three.


A hostile
Sam and Scotty fling some Bible quotations at each other.


Scotty challenges Sam to a fight - but when Sam
responds with a Friendship Rap, Scotty is won over - and
Sam and Pam are invited to join the Truth Troupe.
Jenny rejoins the Truth Troupe as well.


Happy times are here again.

EPISODE THREE (4/19/08)


Troy (Troy Blendell), counselor for the
Scared Straight
program for teens dependent on drugs and/or alcohol.
They're a tough bunch, but he maintains a cheery demeanor.


The Truth Troupe are here to handle things with their usual aplomb!


If anybody here takes any drugs today... the bunny gets it.


Sam knows about drugs from personal experience.


A musical lesson about drugs and celebrity.


Uh oh.  Sam's relapsed.  Bye bye, bunny.
Wait, it was just a bag of flour... oh... too late.

EPISODE FOUR (4/26/08)


C.E.O. Billy (Eric C. Johnson) and his wife Billie (Carrie Wiita).
His sexist and racist remarks in the workplace have forced
him to hold a seminar on tolerance.  Racist!?  How can
he be racist?  He married a woman who is... short!


Sam offends a Jewish audience member (Scott Leggett).


When Teddy uses the words "aboot" and "pop" instead of
"about" and "soda," he is exposed as a dirty Canadian..


...and exiled from the Truth Troupe.  'Bye, you dirty Canuck!
Enjoy your freakin' dirty "clean air" and "universal health care"!

EPISODE FIVE (5/3/08)


Bianca (Carrie Wiita) and Emily (Natasha Norman), cheerleaders
at Taft Hartley High - and members of the Abstinence Club!


Tom (JJ Mayes) and Ryan (Stephen Simon) are
also members of the Abstinence Club.  Big surprise.


"CELIBACY, YAY!"  Meet the club's irrepressible members!


The Truth Troupe improvs about abstinence.


Sam tempts the girls.


Scotty, who has just confessed to being a virgin, sings
a song about the pleasures of waiting for the right girl.


Scotty's song helps him get lucky.  (Sam didn't need any help.)


In a fit of jealousy over Sam's hookup, Pam forcibly seduces Tom.
Jenny, however, is rejected by Ryan, who says she's not his type.

EPISODE SIX (5/31/08)


At the Karen Carpenter auditorium at the Flockhart Memorial
Clinic for Eating Disorders, Dr. Susan (Supatra Hanna)
introduces Carly (Carrie Wiita), a bulemic, to the Truth Truope.


Feeding time.  (Pam:  "You know what
anorexics call bulemics?  CHEATERS.")


Carly is terrified by the Barbie - she's so FAT!


A song about eating and healthy body images.

EPISODE SEVEN (6/7/08)


Christian leaders Mary (Carla Jo Bailey) and Joseph (JJ Mayes) of
"Females Against Gay Husbands And Gay Marriage" (F.A.G.H.A.G.S.)
Joseph "used to be" homosexual until he saw the Light.
They've brought in the Truth Troupe to show the evils of the gay lifestyle!


Joseph finds himself tempted by Scotty.


Attempting to show the evils of Gay Marriage... through improv!


A heartfelt song.


Mary finds love at last.


Sam calls topsies.

EPISODE EIGHT (6/14/08)


Environmentalist Kashi (Troy Vincent) of Male Environmentalists
For Acceptance and Tolerance isn't a vegan - he'll only eat fruits
and vegetables that have chosen to end their own lives.


He and Jenny are in love.  Could it be his
cologne of patchouli oil and bark dust?


The others are worried - folks who find love
and happiness tend to leave the Truth Troupe!


But Kashi realizes he only has one true love.


Things are once more as they should be.

EPISODE NINE (6/21/08)
Photos for this episode by Aaron Francis


Mr. Peterson (David LM McIntyre), new resident at the Nearly Departed Rest Home.
For the next few weeks.  He thought his son paid for a year in advance.


Failed doctor Nurse Greg (JJ Mayes).


Teddy's got a new love!  Is it the Sexy Nurse?  Nope.
Meet Teddy's woman lover, Tina (Haven Hartman).
She's a regular musket.


They have an active love life.


Teddy sings about the reasons he loves Tina.
Click on the picture to hear the song!


Tina collapses, dead.  Given the above
song... it's a happy ending... ?

EPISODE TEN (6/28/08)


The Truth Troupe entertain Habitats Offering Bums Occupations (H.O.B.O.)
L-R: Brian Wallis as "Chris," Kat Bardot as "Peg" and David LM McIntyre as "Will"


A good turn that's not about to go unpunished.  (See above video.)


Song of the Homeless

EPISODE ELEVEN (9/20/08)


At the family reunion of the Royal family, we meet Sam and
Pam's parents, John (Scott Leggett) and Esther (Kat Bardot).


Teddy is horrified by the family's... closeness.


Sam talks about being born twins with Pam.


A... rousing... song and dance number leads to familial intimacy.


"I'm so glad that you're my brother."
"Me too, Mom."

EPISODE TWELVE (9/27/08)


Wealthy parents Cheryl (Vanessa Perkins)
and Daryl (Stephen Simon) throw a
party for their precious teenage daughter.


Said daughter, Mertyl (Carrie Wiita) and her
friends (Victoria Livingston & Ariel Francis)
are soooo excited.  Yeah.


Her rage at not getting a shetland pony turns to
excitement when she thinks the Jonas Brothers are here...


...but it's just the Truth Troupe, including new member
Cam (Troy Vincent) - cousin of Sam.  Sam's under the
weather since he ate some rancid Moose.  Poor Uncle Moose.


Mertyl's parents sing her a song full of good advice for
a Sweet 16 - "Don't Take It In the Ass on a First Date."


It's Jenny's birthday, too!  She's 32!  NOT 47!


And with Jenny abused and humiliated once more,
we say farewell to THE AFTERSCHOOL SPECIALISTS.