written by Jeffrey Pfeiffer
directed by Amanda D'Angelo
2/2/08 - 2/9/08
Cannibals. Space. Teens. Summer.
Guy Who Gets
by C.M. Gonzalez
Perpetually horny space teens
Judy Zax (Rebecca Larsen)
and A.C. Zork (Andrew Bentler). Their hormones are
raging in a way that's both out of control and awesome.
They and their friend Fart (Terry Tocantins) are on Spacecation
when they run out of Space Gas and have to land on the
nearest planet to find a Space Mart. But the nearest
is the one they recently heard that distress call from...
On the planet, an Old Man (Corey Klemow)
warns them not to go to the old town.
Meanwhile, Fart is seduced by Moonray (Kat Bardot),
who gets him high on Eludian Space Crystals.
She lures him to her den... of SPACE CANNIBALS!
Fart is eaten and his entrails are pulled out!
Fart, now NOT A ZOMBIE AT ALL, tries to lure
his pals to a party... over there... in that dark area.
However, they are distracted by the arrival of Fart's high
nemesis Kevin Zappatrick (Bryan Krasner), his woman
Skylar (Sarah Villasenor), and his pal Jason (Aaron Francis).
Jason wanders off, and is eaten by
Space Cannibals (Eve Marie & Kat Bardot).
Queen Cannibala (Supatra Hanna)
wants Judy for her bride.