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written by Padraic Duffy
directed by Scott Leggett

9 Episodes
9/29/07 - 12/15/07

It is futile to fight the curse of the Kabuki!

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Philip Newby

Harold (Eps. 1-6 & 8-9)

Scott Leggett

Narrator (Eps. 1-9)

Joe Fria

The Master (Eps. 1-9)

Bryan Krasner

Wood Frog Guy ("Steve") (Eps. 1-9)

Jaime Robledo

Kenji (Eps. 1-9)

Supatra Hanna

April (Eps. 2-9)

Jaime Andrews

Female Master (Eps. 3-4 & 6-9)

Franci Montgomery

Female Master (Ep. 5)

Mieko Hillman

Kabuki Assistant (Ep. 3)

Doria Bramante

Kabuki Assistant (Eps. 2-3)

Carrie Wiita

Kabuki Assistant (Eps. 4-9)

Bobby Stapf

Guitar Man (Eps. 5-8)

Patrick Duffy

TV's Patrick Duffy (Eps. 6-7)

Henry Dittman

Kabuki Candy Fairy (Ep. 8)

Hans Gelpke

Santa (Ep. 9)

Megan Crockett

Elf (Ep. 9)

by C.M. Gonzalez

EPISODE ONE (9/29/07)

When Harold (Phil Newby, R) accidentally spills
Pabst Blue Ribbon on a Kabuki Master (Joe Fria) at a
party, the Master curses with to the KABUKI NO NOROI!

The next morning at breakfast, Harold
senses something is... different.
(L-R: Joe Fria, Philip Newby, Jaime Robledo)

He must eat his breakfast to the sounds of Kabuki!

EPISODE TWO (10/6/07)

Brushing teeth is also an ordeal.
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Kenji plays naked koto.  It's what he does.

Enter April (Supatra Hanna), Harold's girlfriend.
How will she deal with Harold's curse?

EPISODE THREE (10/13/07)

She seems to be turned on by the "curse"!
The two end up having the best sex ever.

The Kabuki band's wives (Jaime Andrews, Mieko Hillman
and Doria Bramante) are unhappy that their husbands
have not come home - so... they curse the band...
to KABUKI NO NOROI!  Whaaaaaat?

EPISODE FOUR (10/20/07)

A game of "Go Fish" is disrupted.

Everyone gets mad and starts cursing each other individually to the Kabuki no Noroi.
(From here on in, Kenji's wife is played by Carrie Wiita, far R.)

April can't take it anymore.  A Jersey girl's gotta do what a Jersey
girl's gotta do.  She curses everybody... to the BON JOVI NO NOROI!

EPISODE FIVE (10/27/07)

And so, a Bon Jovi band (led by the Guitar Man, Bobby Stapf) annoyed the kabuki bands.

The Master's wife (played this week by Franci Montgomery)
has very very bad news for Kenji's loving wife.

For Kenji has cursed HIMSELF to the Kabuki No Noroi...
and if he curses himself for too long, he will turn EVIL!

EPISODE SIX (11/3/07)

Kenji forces them to record a Bon Jovi cover CD!
Very evil!  In some way that nobody understands.
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Kenji curses everybody with PATRICK DUFFY NO NOROI!

Seriously.  Patrick Duffy.


The true evil of Kenji.

TV's Patrick Duffy haunts the Kabuki Master with a
never-ending discussion of the "Step By Step" pilot.
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TV's Patrick Duffy is vanquished when everbody teams up for a cover
of the "Step By Step" theme and play him offstage.  And the Kabuki Master
vows vengeance on Kenji - and curses him to the FREE CANDY NO NOROI!
Yes, we were bribing the audience for votes by promising them free candy.


Summoning the Free Candy Fairy with the power of Bon Jovi.

The Kabuki Candy Fairy (Henry Dittman) appears!

He passes out free candy to the audience!

The Kabuki Master and his wife make up, but Kenji
is deaf to the pleas of his own wife to stop being evil.

Steve and April begin flirting hot and heavy,
much to Harold's consternation.

The Free Candy Fairy, sick of being ignored in favor of everybody's
personal melodramas, curses them all to the SANTA CLAUS NO NOROI!
Says a resigned and tired Harold:  "Sure.  Sure.  Why not?"

EPISODE NINE (12/15/07)

Santa (Hans Gelpke) joins the Kabuki band in torturing Harold.

$4.50/hr Santa and his Elf (Megan Crockett),
who is pregnant with a li'l Santa baby.

Harold theatrically objects to Steve's romancing of April.
It's the only language these stagey bastards understand.

The Elf threatens to spank anybody who says anything
mean at Christmastime.  To Kenji, this is not a threat.
The look on Harold's face evidently speaks for the audience
as well, for this was the end of KABUKI NO NOROI!

(In episode ten, they were going to be cursed with Bubbles.  Uh... yeah.)