THE MACHIAVELLIAN'S GUIDE
adapted by David Mayes
directed by JJ Mayes
12/8/07 - 1/26/08
Grab a pen and pad - it's time to take some notes.
David Mayes &
Amazon.com's 3000th best-selling novelist and
professional womanizer, Nick Casanova (Joe Fria).
Dan (Dan Wingard), Nick's A/V Assistant and
hopeful protégé. Let's see how he's been doing!
Candy (Franci Montgomery) introduces the first strategy.
If you pretend it's your birthday, you can ask for a birthday
(Pictured: Dan Wingard & Jaime Andrews)
This one's more hardcore.
Get a tough-looking friend (Peter Alton) to pretend
to be a mugger while you're on your date, then
"rescue" her from him! What could go wrong?
This week's tips for getting laid: "Home Movies" - Get her
in the mood with a porno.
"Sneaking Into Her Roomate's Room After Your Girlfriend Has
Fallen Asleep" - self-explanatory.
Dan - says Nick - had to fight through
a wall of pussy to get here tonight.
This week: Challenge your buddy to a "scoring contest."