Welcome to Sacred Fools Theater Company, est. 1997
CLOSE SEASON ONE, July 2005 - July 2006       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio
CLOSE SEASON TWO, Oct. 2006 - July 2007       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio
CLOSE SEASON THREE, Sept. 2007 - July 2008       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio
CLOSE SEASON FOUR, Sept. 2008 - July 2009       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow = Playoffs Finalists
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CLOSE MISCELLANEOUS      
10/27/07: A Halloween Song - a song by Richard Levinson
 4/05/08: An Easter Song - a song by Richard Levinson
07/12/08: Patrick Duffy Pays Tribute - Patrick Duffy pays tribute to fallen serials at the 3rd Annual Thurstys
07/12/08: The Proposal Song - a song at the 3rd Annual Thurstys becomes a real marriage proposal!
10/18/08: Biting Political Satire - a song by Richard Levinson
 2/21/09: High Five City - celebrations at our 100th episode
 4/04/09: All The Leaves Are Brown - Terry helps us pass time at vote count
 4/11/09: Dear Back Pain - Joe Hernandez-Kolski wites a breakup letter
 5/02/09: Klagdor & Keely - Klagdor the aspiring-actor robot auditions for "Louis & Keely"
 4/02/11: Send in the Carnies - a song by Richard Levinson
 5/28/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Bad Karma
 6/25/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Cannibal
10/08/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hell on Heels
 2/11/12: Elvis Prestello: Tramp the Dirt Down
 4/21/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Backstabber Lady

PACKAGES
written by Franci Montgomery
directed by Scott Leggett

3 Episodes
10/13/07 - 10/27/07

The best things come in small packages.

CAST

Matthew Tyler

Derrick (Eps. 1-3)

Scott Leggett

Brock (Eps. 1-3)

Ryan Scharoun

Johnson (Eps. 1-3)

Rachel Greene

Sammy (Eps. 1-3)

Brittainy Burch

Tara (Ep. 1)

Heather Hopkins

Jocelyn (Ep. 1)
Angela (Ep. 2)

Jenelle Riley

Rachel (Ep. 1)

Lisa Marie Quillinan

Kaley (Ep. 2)

Carrie Wiita

Lisa (Eps. 2-3)

Mary Guilliams

Rebecca (Eps. 2-3)

Stacey Jackson

Marisa (Eps. 2-3)

Alexandra Billings

Bambi Baxter (Ep. 3)

Philip Newby

Richard (Ep. 3)

PHOTOS
by C.M. Gonzalez

EPISODE ONE (10/13/07)


Derrick (Matthew Tyler) is
uncomfortable with his job at Packages.


It's just plain demeaning.  (L-R: Heather Hopkins
as birthday girl "Jocelyn" and Jenelle Riley as "Rachel")


Commisserating with the other Packages Guys,
Johnson (Ryan Scharoun) and Brock (Scott Leggett)


Singing Happy Birthday.  (Far L: Brittainy Burch as "Tara")


Taking an order.


Sammy (Rachel Greene) is the boss...


...and now it's time to DANCE FOR MAMA!

EPISODE TWO (10/20/07)


Hula hooping in their spare time.


Sing for Mama.  Mama likes it.


Kaley (Lisa Marie Quillinan) treats her soon-to-be-married
friend Angela (Heather Hopkins) to a night at Packages.


Angela's got a little... problem.


Brock's gonna make Angela
feel like a woman tonight.

Shock cliffhanger we can't show you:
THE HOOTERS GIRLS SHOW UP!

EPISODE THREE (10/27/07)


The Hooters girls (Mary Guilliams, Stacey Jackson
and Carrie Wiita) sexually harass Derrick.


Bambi Baxter (Alexandra Billings) - the owner of both Packages
and Hooters - threatens to shut Sammy's franchise down.


They're gonna have to learn some hard, hard lessons
from Richard (Philip Newby) - the Package King.