PARIS IS PISSED!
directed by Chrisanne Blankenship
6/7/08 - 6/14/08
Fame hurts... a lot.
by C.M. Gonzalez
Paris Hilton (Heather Hopkins) is
on vacation in Paris, France.
Paulie Shore (Scott Leggett)
and Paula Abdul (Franci Montgomery).
Tom Cruise (Joe Fria).
Britney Spears (Matt Valle) is here, and her
calling her! Yes, he is! With movie
deals and record
contracts and stuff! Can't you hear the
Johnny Depp (Paul Storiale).
Lindsay Lohan (Emily Churchill) gives a warning:
every celebrity who comes to Paris is being
After a blackout, Johnny Depp goes missing -
back as a zombie! And then the lights go
Tom Cruise (Wyatt Fenner).
The gang discover that Paulie (Paul Storiale) is
in league with...
...Liza Minelli (Hannah Hensley), who is behind
evil scheme to turn celebrities into zombies.
Ryan Seacrest (Ryan Pfeiffer) shows off a
Paula Abdul... but can anybody tell the
Paris finally forms a thought: they ought to
put a stop to this evil plan. That'd be