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PARIS IS PISSED!
written by
Alexandra Billings
directed by Chrisanne Blankenship |
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2 Episodes
6/7/08 - 6/14/08 |
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Fame hurts... a lot. |
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CAST
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Heather Hopkins |
Paris Hilton
(Eps. 1-2) |
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Franci
Montgomery |
Paula Abdul
(Eps. 1-2) |
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Scott Leggett |
Paulie Shore
(Ep. 1) |
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Joe Fria |
Tom Cruise
(Ep. 1) |
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Wyatt Fenner |
Tom Cruise
(Ep. 2) |
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Matt Valle |
Britney Spears
(Ep. 1) |
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Paul Storiale |
Johnny Depp
(Ep. 1)
Paulie Shore
(Ep. 2) |
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Emily Churchill |
Lindsay Lohan
(Eps. 1-2) |
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Hannah Hensley |
Liza Minelli
(Ep. 2) |
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Ryan Pfeiffer |
Ryan Seacrest
(Ep. 2) |
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PHOTOS
by C.M. Gonzalez
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EPISODE
ONE (6/7/08)
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Paris Hilton (Heather Hopkins) is
on vacation in Paris, France.
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Paulie Shore (Scott Leggett)
and Paula Abdul (Franci Montgomery).
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Tom Cruise (Joe Fria).
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Britney Spears (Matt Valle) is here, and her
agent is
calling her! Yes, he is! With movie
deals and record
contracts and stuff! Can't you hear the
phone ringing?
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Johnny Depp (Paul Storiale).
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Lindsay Lohan (Emily Churchill) gives a warning:
every celebrity who comes to Paris is being
murdered!
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After a blackout, Johnny Depp goes missing -
then comes
back as a zombie! And then the lights go
out again!
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EPISODE
TWO (6/14/08)
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Lindsay copes.
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Tom Cruise (Wyatt Fenner).
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The gang discover that Paulie (Paul Storiale) is
in league with...
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...Liza Minelli (Hannah Hensley), who is behind
the
evil scheme to turn celebrities into zombies.
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Ryan Seacrest (Ryan Pfeiffer) shows off a
zombified
Paula Abdul... but can anybody tell the
difference?
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Paris finally forms a thought: they ought to
put a stop to this evil plan. That'd be
hot.
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