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10/27/07: A Halloween Song - a song by Richard Levinson
 4/05/08: An Easter Song - a song by Richard Levinson
07/12/08: Patrick Duffy Pays Tribute - Patrick Duffy pays tribute to fallen serials at the 3rd Annual Thurstys
07/12/08: The Proposal Song - a song at the 3rd Annual Thurstys becomes a real marriage proposal!
10/18/08: Biting Political Satire - a song by Richard Levinson
 2/21/09: High Five City - celebrations at our 100th episode
 4/04/09: All The Leaves Are Brown - Terry helps us pass time at vote count
 4/11/09: Dear Back Pain - Joe Hernandez-Kolski wites a breakup letter
 5/02/09: Klagdor & Keely - Klagdor the aspiring-actor robot auditions for "Louis & Keely"
 4/02/11: Send in the Carnies - a song by Richard Levinson
 5/28/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Bad Karma
 6/25/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Cannibal
10/08/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hell on Heels
 2/11/12: Elvis Prestello: Tramp the Dirt Down
 4/21/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Backstabber Lady
 6/09/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Do It Like a Dude
10/06/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Promises
10/20/12: The Hip News: Vote Dizzy - The Hip News swings the election!
 2/23/13: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hey, Big Spender
 3/02/13: Bela Lugosi's Passion - Cabaret act For Lovers Only combines two great songs.
 4/27/13: The Serial Killers Dancers: Black Sheep
 7/13/13: Joe Dances Dirty - Joe Hernandez-Kolski talks about wanting to be Patrick Swayze
 7/20/13: The Engagement Dance of Walter Trey Perkins & Donnelle Fuller - Our second live-on-stage real-life proposal!
 9/28/13: Russell Sings - Cub Sinatra
10/19/13: Only a Lad - Marz Richards sings to round out your evening.
11/23/13: Karl and Little Joey - Karl describes an outrageous act to his pal Joey.
12/07/13: Karl and Little Joey Apologize - An abject Karl apologizes for last week's act.
12/14/13: Smooth Movementz - The dancing sensation that's sweeping the nation.
02/15/14: For Singles Only - Marz Richards will turn you into a lover.
02/08/14: Khan Khan - A musical number from China: The Whole Enchilada.
02/22/14: Roar and Jump - Michelle Gardner performs dances in American Sign Language.
03/01/14: Smooth Moviementz - Smooth Movementz returns with a salute to the movies.
04/12/14: Lovers Dance Apart - "For Lovers Only" presents a lovers musical mashup.
04/19/14: Giter Brider Itzik & Better Off Without a Wife - The dulcet tones of Bryan Krasner.
04/26/14: Rhune Kincaid - Songs of love and doom.
05/03/14: Zachary Bernstein - Zach sings "I've Got My Eye on You" and "Crispy Crispy Clementine."
05/24/14: Devil Doll - Disturbing doings from Marz Richards.
05/24/14: An Encounter with Sates - Sates sings "Encounter."
07/05/14: Tribute to America - Smooth Movementz presents a July 4 weekend patriotic tribute.
07/19/14: Big Finish - A big finish as many of the Season 9 Nightcaps combine for one mega-Nightcap.
09/13/14: Maral Adams - Stand-up comedy from Maral Adams.
09/20/14: Mr. Snapper & Mr. Buddy Make Whoopee - Thoughts on the most important part of matrimony.
09/20/14: Mr. Snapper & Mr. Buddy Cowboy Up - An old cowhand on the Rio Grande.
09/27/14: Glen Frazier - Stand-up comic Glen Frazier.
10/04/14: Milo Martin - Utopian nihilist and master of poetry Milo Martin performs a new work.
10/11/14: Korey Simeone - A short history lesson about fiddle music.
10/25/14: Your Host, Birthday Clown - Birthday Clown performs Renfield's "Stuntshow."
01/31/15: Karl Herlinger & Little Joey's Dating Tips - Questionable advice.
02/21/15: Michelle Gardner - Lip-sync sign language dance.
02/28/15: Before Dawn - Musical duo from Austin, Texas.
03/07/15: For Lovers Only - "Thunderbass" - Another musical mashup from "For Lovers Only."
04/04/15: A Word From the Producers of 99 Seat Theater - We're in the money.
04/11/15: The Awesome Gentleman's Society - Gentrifying the hip-hops.
04/18/15: Zachary Bernstein & Friends & Enemies - A "No Scrubs" musical interlude.
04/25/15: Jeremy Gayhorse & Uni - Famed stallion Jeremy Gayhorse visits with insight and poetry.
05/02/15: Orange Blossom Special - Korey Simeone (fiddle), Ryan Johnson (keyboard) and Chris Novicki (drum).
05/16/15: Smooth TV Movementz - Smooth Movementz returns with their tribute to television.
09/20/15: The Radioactive Chickenheads - Punk band The Radioactive Chickenheads rock the Nightcap.
09/26/15: Tyler Tyler - The magic of Tyler Tyler.
10/03/15: Red Light District - Red Light District perform a stripped-down version of their music.
10/10/15: Korey Simeone - Maybe - Korey Simeone may or may not be our entertainment tonight.
11/21/15: Nikki Muller - The Cole Porter of vagina songs.
12/05/15: Dinah Steward - A jazzy "Ghostbusters" and an original song from this classy vocalist.
12/12/15: Ari Radousky's Game Show Thing - High-speed trivia, loud and lightning-fast! Can YOU keep up with Ari?
12/19/15: Smooth Movementz - They're back with a salute to one-hit wonders!
02/20/16: Einstein's Girl - Science and romance collide in this musical performance.
02/27/16: Brendan Sings Bowie - Brendan Hunt and Zachary Bernstein pay tribute to the Starman.
03/12/16: Smokey Miles - Three bespoke songs from the human alter-ego of cult-favorite Count Smokula.
04/16/16: Brandon McCulloch - Three songs from balladeer Brandon McCulloch.
10/08/16: Doña Oxford - Doña Oxford sings "Something You Got"
10/15/16: Nate Shelkey - Nate performs the seasonally appropriate "Halloween 1987."
10/22/16: les petits guignolers - in "La Petit Mort" (The Little Death).
10/29/16: SKULLDUGGERY: "Eight Phases" - A musical number from our mainstage show, a prequel to Hamlet.
11/12/16: R.J. Comer - The Gentleman Outlaw sings "Smothered," "Leave Your Light On" and "St. James Infirmary"
02/04/17: Host Segment: Victor Isaac - Handsome can't compensate for some things.
02/25/17: Michelle Gardner: "Creep" & "F*** You" - w/Rodnesha K. Green, Monica Greene & Cj Merriman.
04/08/17: Amir Levi w/Brenda Varda - Excerpts from Amir Levi's cabaret show, with Brenda Varda on keys.
04/15/17: Joe Hernandez-Kolski: "Letter to My Future Wife" - Award-winning Spoken word artist Joe H-K returns.
04/22/17: Ian Smith - Original music.
04/29/17: Tina B. - Spoken word artist Tina B.
05/06/17: Fire Chief Charlie - Local band Fire Chief Charlie perform "Boris" and "We On the Radio."

directed by Derek Mehn
directed by Skip Tracer

12 Episodes
Original Run: 9 Episodes - 6
/14/08 - 10/26/08
Playoffs: 3 Episodes - 5/30/09 - 6/13/09

When Monolo Montoya, Telemundo's first amputee-actor,
joins the hostile cast of American TV's biggest
soap, "Ruby Lake," sparks begin to fly…


Derek Mehn

Monolo Montoya (Eps. 1-12)

Kevin F. Sherry

Perito (Eps. 1-3 & 5-12)

Barbara King

Candelabra (Eps. 1-3, 6-9 & 11-12)

H. Michael Croner

Hunter (Eps. 1-9 & 11-12)

Kevin Brown

The Director (Eps. 1-3 & 6-9)

Susan Biesinger
Kelsey Collins

Ruby Lake Fans - Voiceover (Ep. 3)

Richard Feliciano

Barkeep (Eps. 4-5, 9 & 11)
Airport Security Guard (Ep. 12)

Jeff Galante

Scooter (Eps. 4-5 & 9)

Carrie Wiita

Dr. Sandra Palina (Eps. 5-7 & 9)

Bryan Krasner

"Big Papi" Montoya (Ep. 8-9 & 11)

Rebecca Larsen

Charlena Harina (Eps. 8-9 & 11)

Jaime Andrews

Maria Montoya (Eps. 8-9)

Micah Sudduth

McB (Ep. 12)

Choreography by Contessa & Bichon (Eps. 3 & 11)

by C.M. Gonzalez

EPISODE ONE (6/14/08)

On the soap opera RUBY LAKE:  Hunter (H. Michael Croner)
has rescued Candelabra (Barbara King)... but he's not
the only survivor of a cave-in who's found her.

Introducing new cast member, one-armed Mexican
telenovela star Monolo Montoya (Derek Mehn)
and his assistant, Perito (Kevin F. Sherry).

Perito helps Monolo act.  Muy expressive!

The Director (Kevin Brown) will brook no complaints about Monolo...
he's the number one ratings draw on Telmondoo, or whatever it's called.

Monolo's dramatic debut on RUBY LAKE, quickly
followed by the seduction of his co-star.

The actor who plays Hunter hatches
a plan to get rid of his new rival.

EPISODE TWO (6/21/08)

It's Candelabra and Hunter's two week anniversary of
their engagement, and he wanted to give her something special.
- Photo by Aaron Francis -

He's painted her portrait from memory, but when
he unveils it - there's Cesar, painting over it!

He has painted her some beautiful juicy frutas,
the kind he loves... in his mouth.

Between takes, as Perito does his hand exercises
(he keeps on his toes; he's gotta be quick, 'cause
here's how it goes), the actor who plays Hunter has an idea.

He jabs Perito in the arm with novocaine!

Perito's arm, it is dead!  He
knows not what he touches.


They must dance the tango on live television
in just moments, but Perito's hand is numbed!
They have been in a similar situation before...
they must remember... remember...

...remember what happened on the first day they
worked together, on that soap opera on Telemundo.

Exercise regimen on the Telemundo soap opera.

They remember!  When Perito injured his hand,
they used... la otra mano.  The other hand!

Four arms.  Three actors.  One tango.


EPISODE FOUR (9/20/08)

Scooter (Jeff Galante) and the Barkeep (Richard Feliciano)
on a quiet night at what appears to be "Pete's Bar."

Hunter shows up to drink his troubles away.

He mocks Monolo - the one-armed freak.

But he's made a terrible mistake.  The sign wasn't working right.  This is an
AMPUTEE'S BAR.  Hunter should never have offended their inspiration, Monolo Montoya.

Monolo arrives.  But not to the rescue...

EPISODE FIVE (9/27/08)

Monolo can't go through with it.  The Barkeep
and Scooter accuse him of being a traitor.

An epic battle ensues... and Perito joins him in the fight!

Hunter is grateful - until he finds that Monolo just
slept with his fiancee, the actress who plays Candelabra.

After they leave, a newcomer enters (Carrie Wiita).  She's about
to have a five-line role on "Ruby Lake" as Dr. Sandra Palina,
and Scooter was supposed to put Hunter into a coma in real
life so that her role would be expanded on the show.

When Scooter threatens to expose her, she
decides to torch the bar - and Scooter with it.

EPISODE SIX (10/4/08)

Back on the TV show, Hunter visits Candelabra in
the hospital after she mysteriously passes out.

Dr. Sandra Palina informs her that she's pregnant -
and she doesn't look too happy about it.

Cesar sneaks into her room, disguised as a nurse.

Cesar and Hunter face off, while Candelabra
stays mum about her pregnancy.

And that's a wrap for Jessica Jensen, who played
Dr. Sandra Palina.  She can go home now.  Though she
vocally and unsubtly hopes they can work together again.  Soon.

Jessica knocks out Jeff - the actor who plays Hunter -
by hitting him in the head with a lighting fixture.

When he comes to, he can't remember his lines.
Or anything else.  He's a soap opera actor
who has amnesia in real life!

Jeff's real-life injury will have to be written into the show -
and so Jessica is quickly re-booked as Dr. Sandra Palina.
Her evil plan has worked!

EPISODE SEVEN (10/11/08)


How did the light fall on Jeff's head?
Inspector Monolo will solve the case!

They will watch that day's footage to find the guilty party!

The first tape, she is blank!

The second tape, she cut when the director said "Cut!"

The third tape, she is Monolo's niece's Quinceañera!

Ah, but the fourth tape... she is from a SECURITY CAMERA!

Footage from the security camera exposes Jessica!

Jeff suddenly remembers who knocked him out!
Everybody knows already.

Jessica has scarpered, but the cast of
RUBY LAKE vow to make her pay!

EPISODE EIGHT (10/18/08)
This week on Ruby Lake: Monolo Montoya, TV's biggest one-armed soap
opera star, gets a visit from his past... he and Perito face a momentous decision,
while Hunter and Candlnabra wrestle with jealousy and... taquitos?
This week's photos by Aaron Francis

Jeff and Jennifer (that's Candelabra's real name) get into
an argument about Monolo's taquito while filming a PSA.

Monolo's Big Papi (Bryan Krasner) arrives, asking him to give up this silly acting
business and return home with him to help run his corn tortilla empire.

He wants Monolo to marry the "flour princess" - his old sweetheart
Charlena Harina (Rebecca Larsen), daughter to the flour tortilla
empire, in order to bring their two tortilla empires together.

Charlena and Monolo remember the old days.

Remembering old times, dancing with Charlena.

Their old passion is rekindled.  Still, he says he will not come with her.

The flour princess gives him a flower to remember him by.

And Papi has a gift for him as well.
He and Charlena will be waiting in the car.

The sweet smell proves irresistible.

As Jeff and Jennifer continue to feud, it's time for "Ruby Lake" to continue filming.
The Director asks if Monolo is ready to go.  "Yes," he muses.  "I am ready... to go."

EPISODE NINE (10/25/08)
Monolo Montoya faces a life-changing decision.  The fate of "Ruby Lake"
hangs in the balance.  Enemies become lovers, lovers become enemies, and
everyone sings and dances as the entire cast of Ruby Lake: Episodes One
through Nine join Monolo and Perito in this climactic finale.

In a dream, Monolo's late mother, Marina Montoya (Jaime Andrews),
tells him he must make a decision importante.

The barkeep and Scooter attack Monolo.  He overpowers them and gives them a talking to,
and they pledge to open a new bar, open to everybody - not just amputees.

Romance blossoms between "Sandra" and Big Papi,
and they forget their anger at Monolo.

Candelabra finds that her evil twin sister, Chandeleira - yes, she's a
soap opera star who has an evil twin sister in real life - is the one
who slept with Monolo. She and Hunter live happily ever after.

Monolo decides to marry Charlena - for love, and
not for money - and return home to use his fortune
to build a school for the disabled children of Mexico.

A Song of Farewell

"Ruby Lake" is over - they're all out of work.

The Final Farewell


Monolo contemplates a return.


A tribute to Ruby Lake, courtesy of Enrique Iglesias and his hit song, "Hero."


Candelabra and Hunter on the set of their
new spinoff show, CSI: Ruby Lake.

Famous director McB (Micah Sudduth).

Candelabra misses Monolo.  Without him, they're
45th in the ratings... tied with CSI: Van Nuys.

Meanwhile, Monolo tries to get through security at the airport,
where he has been detained by the security guard (Richard Feliciano).

"My soul has heard the call of the peoples... from their mouths...
they cry out for Ruby Lake, and I must answer their call."

Monolo is informed that his work visa has expired.
He's no longer a famous TV star... he's just an illegal alien.