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CLOSE THE NIGHTCAP and Other Miscellany      
10/27/07: A Halloween Song - a song by Richard Levinson
 4/05/08: An Easter Song - a song by Richard Levinson
07/12/08: Patrick Duffy Pays Tribute - Patrick Duffy pays tribute to fallen serials at the 3rd Annual Thurstys
07/12/08: The Proposal Song - a song at the 3rd Annual Thurstys becomes a real marriage proposal!
10/18/08: Biting Political Satire - a song by Richard Levinson
 2/21/09: High Five City - celebrations at our 100th episode
 4/04/09: All The Leaves Are Brown - Terry helps us pass time at vote count
 4/11/09: Dear Back Pain - Joe Hernandez-Kolski wites a breakup letter
 5/02/09: Klagdor & Keely - Klagdor the aspiring-actor robot auditions for "Louis & Keely"
 4/02/11: Send in the Carnies - a song by Richard Levinson
 5/28/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Bad Karma
 6/25/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Cannibal
10/08/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hell on Heels
 2/11/12: Elvis Prestello: Tramp the Dirt Down
 4/21/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Backstabber Lady
 6/09/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Do It Like a Dude
10/06/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Promises
10/20/12: The Hip News: Vote Dizzy - The Hip News swings the election!
 2/23/13: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hey, Big Spender
 3/02/13: Bela Lugosi's Passion - Cabaret act For Lovers Only combines two great songs.
 4/27/13: The Serial Killers Dancers: Black Sheep
 7/13/13: Joe Dances Dirty - Joe Hernandez-Kolski talks about wanting to be Patrick Swayze
 7/20/13: The Engagement Dance of Walter Trey Perkins & Donnelle Fuller - Our second live-on-stage real-life proposal!
 9/28/13: Russell Sings - Cub Sinatra
10/19/13: Only a Lad - Marz Richards sings to round out your evening.
11/23/13: Karl and Little Joey - Karl describes an outrageous act to his pal Joey.
12/07/13: Karl and Little Joey Apologize - An abject Karl apologizes for last week's act.
12/14/13: Smooth Movementz - The dancing sensation that's sweeping the nation.
02/15/14: For Singles Only - Marz Richards will turn you into a lover.
02/08/14: Khan Khan - A musical number from China: The Whole Enchilada.
02/22/14: Roar and Jump - Michelle Gardner performs dances in American Sign Language.
03/01/14: Smooth Moviementz - Smooth Movementz returns with a salute to the movies.
04/12/14: Lovers Dance Apart - "For Lovers Only" presents a lovers musical mashup.
04/19/14: Giter Brider Itzik & Better Off Without a Wife - The dulcet tones of Bryan Krasner.
04/26/14: Rhune Kincaid - Songs of love and doom.
05/03/14: Zachary Bernstein - Zach sings "I've Got My Eye on You" and "Crispy Crispy Clementine."
05/24/14: Devil Doll - Disturbing doings from Marz Richards.
05/24/14: An Encounter with Sates - Sates sings "Encounter."
07/05/14: Tribute to America - Smooth Movementz presents a July 4 weekend patriotic tribute.
07/19/14: Big Finish - A big finish as many of the Season 9 Nightcaps combine for one mega-Nightcap.
09/13/14: Maral Adams - Stand-up comedy from Maral Adams.
09/20/14: Mr. Snapper & Mr. Buddy Make Whoopee - Thoughts on the most important part of matrimony.
09/20/14: Mr. Snapper & Mr. Buddy Cowboy Up - An old cowhand on the Rio Grande.
09/27/14: Glen Frazier - Stand-up comic Glen Frazier.
10/04/14: Milo Martin - Utopian nihilist and master of poetry Milo Martin performs a new work.
10/11/14: Korey Simeone - A short history lesson about fiddle music.
10/25/14: Your Host, Birthday Clown - Birthday Clown performs Renfield's "Stuntshow."
01/31/15: Karl Herlinger & Little Joey's Dating Tips - Questionable advice.
02/21/15: Michelle Gardner - Lip-sync sign language dance.
02/28/15: Before Dawn - Musical duo from Austin, Texas.
03/07/15: For Lovers Only - "Thunderbass" - Another musical mashup from "For Lovers Only."
04/04/15: A Word From the Producers of 99 Seat Theater - We're in the money.
04/11/15: The Awesome Gentleman's Society - Gentrifying the hip-hops.
04/18/15: Zachary Bernstein & Friends & Enemies - A "No Scrubs" musical interlude.
04/25/15: Jeremy Gayhorse & Uni - Famed stallion Jeremy Gayhorse visits with insight and poetry.
05/02/15: Orange Blossom Special - Korey Simeone (fiddle), Ryan Johnson (keyboard) and Chris Novicki (drum).
05/16/15: Smooth TV Movementz - Smooth Movementz returns with their tribute to television.
09/20/15: The Radioactive Chickenheads - Punk band The Radioactive Chickenheads rock the Nightcap.
09/26/15: Tyler Tyler - The magic of Tyler Tyler.
10/03/15: Red Light District - Red Light District perform a stripped-down version of their music.
10/10/15: Korey Simeone - Maybe - Korey Simeone may or may not be our entertainment tonight.
11/21/15: Nikki Muller - The Cole Porter of vagina songs.
12/05/15: Dinah Steward - A jazzy "Ghostbusters" and an original song from this classy vocalist.
12/12/15: Ari Radousky's Game Show Thing - High-speed trivia, loud and lightning-fast! Can YOU keep up with Ari?
12/19/15: Smooth Movementz - They're back with a salute to one-hit wonders!
02/20/16: Einstein's Girl - Science and romance collide in this musical performance.
02/27/16: Brendan Sings Bowie - Brendan Hunt and Zachary Bernstein pay tribute to the Starman.
03/12/16: Smokey Miles - Three bespoke songs from the human alter-ego of cult-favorite Count Smokula.
04/16/16: Brandon McCulloch - Three songs from balladeer Brandon McCulloch.
10/08/16: Doa Oxford - Doa Oxford sings "Something You Got"
10/15/16: Nate Shelkey - Nate performs the seasonally appropriate "Halloween 1987."
10/22/16: les petits guignolers - in "La Petit Mort" (The Little Death).
10/29/16: SKULLDUGGERY: "Eight Phases" - A musical number from our mainstage show, a prequel to Hamlet.
11/12/16: R.J. Comer - The Gentleman Outlaw sings "Smothered," "Leave Your Light On" and "St. James Infirmary"
02/04/17: Host Segment: Victor Isaac - Handsome can't compensate for some things.
02/25/17: Michelle Gardner: "Creep" & "F*** You" - w/Rodnesha K. Green, Monica Greene & Cj Merriman.
04/08/17: Amir Levi w/Brenda Varda - Excerpts from Amir Levi's cabaret show, with Brenda Varda on keys.
04/15/17: Joe Hernandez-Kolski: "Letter to My Future Wife" - Award-winning Spoken word artist Joe H-K returns.
04/22/17: Ian Smith - Original music.
04/29/17: Tina B. - Spoken word artist Tina B.
05/06/17: Fire Chief Charlie - Local band Fire Chief Charlie perform "Boris" and "We On the Radio."

written by Joe Jordan
directed by Jaime Robledo

11 Episodes
12/15/07 - 4/19/08

Stop in.  Have some pie.


Franci Montgomery

Red (Eps. 1-11)

Eric Johnson

Marvin (Eps. 1-10)

Scott Leggett

Dougal (Eps. 1-11)

Jaime Robledo

Ramiro (Eps. 1-9 & 11)

Christopher Gyre

The Stranger (Eps. 1-11)

Heather Hopkins

Dancing Woman (Ep. 1)

Carrie Wiita

Kris (Eps. 1-10)

Jaime Andrews

Starla (Eps. 2-9 & 11)

Stephen Simon

Coleman (Eps. 3-7 & 11)

C.M. Gonzalez

Man (Ep. 3)

Fleur Phillips

Carly (Eps. 4 & 7-8)

Joe Fria

Gunner (Eps. 4-5 & 7)

Joe Jordan

The Man Selling Boxes (Ep. 4)

David LM McIntyre

Red Tie Man (Eps. 5 & 10)

C.M. Gonzalez

Flores (Ep. 6)

Pat Towne

Diva (Ep. 7)

Kat Bardot

LoAnne (Eps. 8-9 & 11)

Bruno Oliver

Ratzschmidt (Eps. 8 & 11)

Paul Plunkett

Pongo (Eps. 8 & 10-11)

Kathi Copeland

Josie (Eps. 9 & 11)

Philip Newby

Horace (Ep. 9)

by C.M. Gonzalez

EPISODES ONE & TWO (12/15/07 & 1/26/08)

Dougal (Scott Leggett), a trucker who's seen too much.

Marvin (Eric Johnson), a trucker who keeps his own counsel.

New waitress Kris (Carrie Wiita), who is determined to
get that spoon as clean as it can possibly be.

Seasoned waitress Red (Franci Montgomery), who advises
Kris on pie protocol, and janitor Ramiro (Jaime Robledo),
who may be - as may we all be - a helpless pawn of...

...The Stranger (Chris Gyre), who harbors
dark secrets... and darker powers.
"There is no story," he continually warns us.
"This is not happening."

Starla (Jaime Andrews) recoils in horror.. because
Gunner is back.  God help us all, he's back.


Earlier: Coleman (Stephen Simon) is
unnerved that Gunner's gone missing.

Reality shift: The Stranger holds a gun to Coleman's head, and
Kris seems to have something to do with the spooky goings-on.


This week, we go back.  Back in time.  A prequel, of sorts.

A mysterious blind peddler (Joe Jordan) sold Red a box.  (See video above)

Starla wants Gunner to take her away from here,
but Gunner... may not be her best option.

Gunner and Carly (Fleur Phillips) were an item, but now
he's done something awful to her... and she doesn't even
 know what it was.  Just that it was bad.  (See video below)

the darkness wants you inside of it

EPISODE FIVE (2/16/08)

The Stranger stays Strange.

Back in the present (perhaps), Coleman is wounded and dazed.
Nobody can remember what happened the other day.
Marvin thinks it was all a dream.

Phone call for Ramiro.

The Red Tie Man (David LM McIntyre) demands coffee.

Some puppyfucker stole Dougal's stamp book.
He is righteously pissed off.

As the Red Tie Man unspools an infinite tie, both Kris and Gunner -
both with another voice speaking through them - threaten
to show Coleman the true nature of the Darkness.

Reality - such as it is - snaps back into focus..
and Coleman is unconscious on the floor.

EPISODE SIX (2/23/08)

The mysterious Flores (C.M. Gonzalez) seeks audience with
Ramiro - and gifts him with an equally mysterious vial.

Also, Kris wonders if anybody saw a goat in here.
And Coleman warns, "Beware the goat - his teeth and fire!"


The Past: After a night with Carly, Marvin warns her against getting involved with Gunner.

Dougal is convinced that the red key that was inside the egg that
came out of his mouth will open Red's red box.  He's wrong.

The Diva (Pat Towne).

Song of the Diva.


Starla comforts Red, who has been having bad dreams about Coleman
and a goat... ever since Coleman brutalized Kris and then shot himself.

Surly waitress Loann (Kat Bardot) - a temporary replacement for Kris - waits
on Officer Ratzschmidt (Bruno Oliver), who is investigating Coleman's death.

Brain-damaged Deupty Pongo (Paul Plunkett).
He and Dougal quickly forge a bond of friendhsip.

In a vision, Carly begs Marvin to find her.


Kris can't move.  Ramiro brings Kris flowers, and assures her this is real.
The Stranger tells her that she'll be fine... something just has to... come out.

Marvin can't move - it feels like a
mighty wind is keeping him in place.

Ill-tempered Josie (Kathi Copeland) stops in for some pie.

Starla's pimp Horace (Philip Newby) stops
by to clarify that nobody touches his girls.

Dougal can't take it any more - he has to find out what's
in that box.  He breaks it open - and it's empty.  But...

...as soon as it's broken, Marvin can move again.
And he leaves, destination unknown.

EPISODE TEN (4/12/08)

The Red Tie Man has mysteriously appeared in Marvin's truck.
He warns Marvin, "You will not find her.  You will not find... all of her."

After Marvin throws him out, he produces a human
heart - Carly's? - and brays.  Like a goat.

Visiting Kris at the hospital.

Dougal's nightmares.

Pongo's pain.

As Pongo has a doom-laden vision, Marvin collides with something on the road.


Pongo tells us what he saw:

Loann and Starla talk about their lives.

Loann and Starla.

Josie has a warning for Starla, but she won't heed it.
"If it rains fire, I'll draw a bath and get underwater."

Loann has Dougal's missing stamp book.  Officer Ratzschmidt catches her with it - and brutally beats
her and drags her off, telling her that if she screams, people will simply think... they're back together.

The Stranger muses on the nature of Apocalypse,
while Coleman wonders what to do now that he's dead.

It's happening.  Apocalypse is coming.  This is what it's all been leading up to.