Welcome to Sacred Fools Theater Company, est. 1997
CLOSE SEASON ONE, July 2005 - July 2006       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio
CLOSE SEASON TWO, Oct. 2006 - July 2007       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio
CLOSE SEASON THREE, Sept. 2007 - July 2008       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio
CLOSE SEASON FOUR, Sept. 2008 - July 2009       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow = Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON FIVE, Sept. 2009 - June 2010       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow = Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON SIX, Sept. 2010 - June 2011       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow = Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON SEVEN, Sept. 2011 - June 2012       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON EIGHT, Sept. 2012 - July 2013       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON NINE, Sept. 2013 - Aug. 2014       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON TEN, Sept. 2014 - May 2015       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON ELEVEN, Sept. 2015 - May 2016       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE SEASON TWELVE, Oct. 2016 - May 2017       = Photos  = Videos  = Audio   Yellow= Playoffs Finalists
CLOSE THE NIGHTCAP and Other Miscellany      
10/27/07: A Halloween Song - a song by Richard Levinson
 4/05/08: An Easter Song - a song by Richard Levinson
07/12/08: Patrick Duffy Pays Tribute - Patrick Duffy pays tribute to fallen serials at the 3rd Annual Thurstys
07/12/08: The Proposal Song - a song at the 3rd Annual Thurstys becomes a real marriage proposal!
10/18/08: Biting Political Satire - a song by Richard Levinson
 2/21/09: High Five City - celebrations at our 100th episode
 4/04/09: All The Leaves Are Brown - Terry helps us pass time at vote count
 4/11/09: Dear Back Pain - Joe Hernandez-Kolski wites a breakup letter
 5/02/09: Klagdor & Keely - Klagdor the aspiring-actor robot auditions for "Louis & Keely"
 4/02/11: Send in the Carnies - a song by Richard Levinson
 5/28/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Bad Karma
 6/25/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Cannibal
10/08/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hell on Heels
 2/11/12: Elvis Prestello: Tramp the Dirt Down
 4/21/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Backstabber Lady
 6/09/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Do It Like a Dude
10/06/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Promises
10/20/12: The Hip News: Vote Dizzy - The Hip News swings the election!
 2/23/13: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hey, Big Spender
 3/02/13: Bela Lugosi's Passion - Cabaret act For Lovers Only combines two great songs.
 4/27/13: The Serial Killers Dancers: Black Sheep
 7/13/13: Joe Dances Dirty - Joe Hernandez-Kolski talks about wanting to be Patrick Swayze
 7/20/13: The Engagement Dance of Walter Trey Perkins & Donnelle Fuller - Our second live-on-stage real-life proposal!
 9/28/13: Russell Sings - Cub Sinatra
10/19/13: Only a Lad - Marz Richards sings to round out your evening.
11/23/13: Karl and Little Joey - Karl describes an outrageous act to his pal Joey.
12/07/13: Karl and Little Joey Apologize - An abject Karl apologizes for last week's act.
12/14/13: Smooth Movementz - The dancing sensation that's sweeping the nation.
02/15/14: For Singles Only - Marz Richards will turn you into a lover.
02/08/14: Khan Khan - A musical number from China: The Whole Enchilada.
02/22/14: Roar and Jump - Michelle Gardner performs dances in American Sign Language.
03/01/14: Smooth Moviementz - Smooth Movementz returns with a salute to the movies.
04/12/14: Lovers Dance Apart - "For Lovers Only" presents a lovers musical mashup.
04/19/14: Giter Brider Itzik & Better Off Without a Wife - The dulcet tones of Bryan Krasner.
04/26/14: Rhune Kincaid - Songs of love and doom.
05/03/14: Zachary Bernstein - Zach sings "I've Got My Eye on You" and "Crispy Crispy Clementine."
05/24/14: Devil Doll - Disturbing doings from Marz Richards.
05/24/14: An Encounter with Sates - Sates sings "Encounter."
07/05/14: Tribute to America - Smooth Movementz presents a July 4 weekend patriotic tribute.
07/19/14: Big Finish - A big finish as many of the Season 9 Nightcaps combine for one mega-Nightcap.
09/13/14: Maral Adams - Stand-up comedy from Maral Adams.
09/20/14: Mr. Snapper & Mr. Buddy Make Whoopee - Thoughts on the most important part of matrimony.
09/20/14: Mr. Snapper & Mr. Buddy Cowboy Up - An old cowhand on the Rio Grande.
09/27/14: Glen Frazier - Stand-up comic Glen Frazier.
10/04/14: Milo Martin - Utopian nihilist and master of poetry Milo Martin performs a new work.
10/11/14: Korey Simeone - A short history lesson about fiddle music.
10/25/14: Your Host, Birthday Clown - Birthday Clown performs Renfield's "Stuntshow."
01/31/15: Karl Herlinger & Little Joey's Dating Tips - Questionable advice.
02/21/15: Michelle Gardner - Lip-sync sign language dance.
02/28/15: Before Dawn - Musical duo from Austin, Texas.
03/07/15: For Lovers Only - "Thunderbass" - Another musical mashup from "For Lovers Only."
04/04/15: A Word From the Producers of 99 Seat Theater - We're in the money.
04/11/15: The Awesome Gentleman's Society - Gentrifying the hip-hops.
04/18/15: Zachary Bernstein & Friends & Enemies - A "No Scrubs" musical interlude.
04/25/15: Jeremy Gayhorse & Uni - Famed stallion Jeremy Gayhorse visits with insight and poetry.
05/02/15: Orange Blossom Special - Korey Simeone (fiddle), Ryan Johnson (keyboard) and Chris Novicki (drum).
05/16/15: Smooth TV Movementz - Smooth Movementz returns with their tribute to television.
09/20/15: The Radioactive Chickenheads - Punk band The Radioactive Chickenheads rock the Nightcap.
09/26/15: Tyler Tyler - The magic of Tyler Tyler.
10/03/15: Red Light District - Red Light District perform a stripped-down version of their music.
10/10/15: Korey Simeone - Maybe - Korey Simeone may or may not be our entertainment tonight.
11/21/15: Nikki Muller - The Cole Porter of vagina songs.
12/05/15: Dinah Steward - A jazzy "Ghostbusters" and an original song from this classy vocalist.
12/12/15: Ari Radousky's Game Show Thing - High-speed trivia, loud and lightning-fast! Can YOU keep up with Ari?
12/19/15: Smooth Movementz - They're back with a salute to one-hit wonders!
02/20/16: Einstein's Girl - Science and romance collide in this musical performance.
02/27/16: Brendan Sings Bowie - Brendan Hunt and Zachary Bernstein pay tribute to the Starman.
03/12/16: Smokey Miles - Three bespoke songs from the human alter-ego of cult-favorite Count Smokula.
04/16/16: Brandon McCulloch - Three songs from balladeer Brandon McCulloch.
10/08/16: Doa Oxford - Doa Oxford sings "Something You Got"
10/15/16: Nate Shelkey - Nate performs the seasonally appropriate "Halloween 1987."
10/22/16: les petits guignolers - in "La Petit Mort" (The Little Death).
10/29/16: SKULLDUGGERY: "Eight Phases" - A musical number from our mainstage show, a prequel to Hamlet.
11/12/16: R.J. Comer - The Gentleman Outlaw sings "Smothered," "Leave Your Light On" and "St. James Infirmary"
02/04/17: Host Segment: Victor Isaac - Handsome can't compensate for some things.
02/25/17: Michelle Gardner: "Creep" & "F*** You" - w/Rodnesha K. Green, Monica Greene & Cj Merriman.
04/08/17: Amir Levi w/Brenda Varda - Excerpts from Amir Levi's cabaret show, with Brenda Varda on keys.
04/15/17: Joe Hernandez-Kolski: "Letter to My Future Wife" - Award-winning Spoken word artist Joe H-K returns.
04/22/17: Ian Smith - Original music.
04/29/17: Tina B. - Spoken word artist Tina B.
05/06/17: Fire Chief Charlie - Local band Fire Chief Charlie perform "Boris" and "We On the Radio."

13th STREET
written & directed by Peter Fluet

4 Episodes
Original Run: 3 Episodes - 4
/4/09 - 4/18/09
Playoffs: 1 Episode - 5/30/09

Intersecting with the street where dreams are shattered
and running parallel to absurdity boulevard is 13th street.

CAST

Thomas Fowler

Jeff Toxey (Eps. 1-4)
Wolf (Ep. 3)

Jaime Andrews

April Toxey (Eps. 1-4)

Sean Sweeney

Mr. Tuzi (Eps. 1 & 3)
Porn Star (Ep. 3)
Arsonist (Ep. 4)

David Mayes

Hector (Eps. 1-4)

Kat Bardot

Babe (Eps. 1-4)
Scientist-Slash-Producer from the
HBO Workspace who is Very Attracted
to All of You
(Ep. 4)

Peter Fluet

Craig Marshall (Eps. 1-2 & 4)
Eli (Ep. 3)

Brendan Patterson

Pumatar (Eps. 1-4)
Improviser 1
(Ep. 1)

Jeff Miller

Improviser 2 (Ep. 1)
Mooseatar (Ep. 3)

Apul Patel

Jack/Danny Darwin (Eps. 1-2)
Wolf (Ep. 3)
President (Ep. 4)

Colin Willkie

Cop (Eps. 2-4)
Wolf (Ep. 3)

Jennifer Fenten

Pumatar Assistant (Eps. 2-3)

Ali Davis

Joan (Ep. 2-3)

Jaime Robledo

Porn Star (Ep. 3)

Erica Gowland

Rapper (Ep. 4)

PHOTOS
by C.M. Gonzalez

EPISODE ONE (4/4/09)


An improv troupe, Poodleburger, rehearses in an empty apartment.
(L-R: Brendan Patterson, Jeff Miller & Peter Fluet)


The landlord throws them out and shows in the new tenants.
Jeff (Thomas Fowler) used to work at AIG, while April (Jaime Andrews)
was a VP at GM.  Now they can only afford to live here... on 13th Street.
April's not coping with their change in status very well.


Their neighbors turn out to be Jeff's old frat brother
Hector (David Mayes) and his wife, Babe (Kat Bardot), who is a
member of a church that worships Jeremy Piven. ("It's NOT a cult.")


Craig Marshall (Peter Fluet) explains the neighborhood is full of
wolves, but they only come out at night; it's totally safe.
("Why is a wolf attacking me!?" comes a cry from the street.)


But the best reason to stay on 13th Street?
PUMATAR!  Half man, half Puma!
He can do magic... and rap!
Who wouldn't want to see that?


PUMATAR!


Cops surround the apartment and order everyone on the ground... where April
notices the floors are hardwood.  Nice.  Maybe she'll like it here after all!

EPISODE TWO (4/11/09)


Craig slips out as Jack Darwin (Apul Patel) gets in.
He's an "exotic process server" - which means he serves
people in really exotic places... like Little Armenia.


At the job fair, April and Jeff find that
their potential employers are Hector and Babe.


April and Danny Darwin (Jack's twin brother) interview with Babe,
while Jeff and the Pumatar interview with Hector.
(Pumatar's assistant: Jennifer Fenten)


Danny Darwin's job interview technique.


BUSTED!  A Cop (Colin Willkie) busts Pumatar
for doing street magic without a permit!
And just before he was going to do a rap, too!

EPISODE THREE (4/18/09)



The Pumatar escapes via a TOTALLY AWESOME MAGIC TRICK that
just happens to be performed right next to the upstage exit.


April tells Joan (Ali Davis) about her disturbing dream, which
involved Don Knotts, wolverines and a really good mojito.


April meets Joan's young son Eli (Peter Fluet), who suffers from Andrethegiantismburger Syndrome.


The local wolves (Apul Patel, Thomas Fowler & Colin Willkie)
are getting smarter, and are imitating babies to lure people...
and imitating fire trucks to lure children.


Maybe imitating fire trucks wasn't
such a smart idea after all.


Two porn stars (Jaime Robledo & Sean Sweeney)
blow a Mooseatar (Jeff Miller).

EPISODE FOUR (5/30/09) - PLAYOFFS WEEK ONE!


April wants to know why the cops are after Jeff,
Craig and Pumatar... it's all over the news!


Craig explains that they didn't really kidnap the President (Apul Patel)...
he'd simply volunteered to be in their film about a kidnapped President.
And as a method actor, he stayed in character when the cops showed up
at the abandoned steel mill where they were shooting the film.


Then, a scientist/producer from the HBO Workspace who was very
attracted to all of them (Kat Bardot) arrived to take DNA samples.


On the way home, they opened their windows and
cranked up the stero while listening to the rap song,
"Die, Motherfucking CUPS."  The cops just misheard.


Everybody who can corroborate their story, including the arsonist who burned down
the steel mill (Sean Sweeney) and the rapper who hates cups (Erica Gowland),
left town in a hot air balloon, never to be seen again.


The Cop arrives, once more placing everybody under arrest.