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 4/05/08: An Easter Song - a song by Richard Levinson
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10/18/08: Biting Political Satire - a song by Richard Levinson
 2/21/09: High Five City - celebrations at our 100th episode
 4/04/09: All The Leaves Are Brown - Terry helps us pass time at vote count
 4/11/09: Dear Back Pain - Joe Hernandez-Kolski wites a breakup letter
 5/02/09: Klagdor & Keely - Klagdor the aspiring-actor robot auditions for "Louis & Keely"
 4/02/11: Send in the Carnies - a song by Richard Levinson
 5/28/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Bad Karma
 6/25/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Cannibal
10/08/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hell on Heels
 2/11/12: Elvis Prestello: Tramp the Dirt Down
 4/21/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Backstabber Lady
 6/09/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Do It Like a Dude
10/06/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Promises
10/20/12: The Hip News: Vote Dizzy - The Hip News swings the election!
 2/23/13: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hey, Big Spender
 3/02/13: Bela Lugosi's Passion - Cabaret act For Lovers Only combines two great songs.
 4/27/13: The Serial Killers Dancers: Black Sheep
 7/13/13: Joe Dances Dirty - Joe Hernandez-Kolski talks about wanting to be Patrick Swayze
 7/20/13: The Engagement Dance of Walter Trey Perkins & Donnelle Fuller - Our second live-on-stage real-life proposal!
 9/28/13: Russell Sings - Cub Sinatra
10/19/13: Only a Lad - Marz Richards sings to round out your evening.
11/23/13: Karl and Little Joey - Karl describes an outrageous act to his pal Joey.
12/07/13: Karl and Little Joey Apologize - An abject Karl apologizes for last week's act.
12/14/13: Smooth Movementz - The dancing sensation that's sweeping the nation.
02/15/14: For Singles Only - Marz Richards will turn you into a lover.
02/08/14: Khan Khan - A musical number from China: The Whole Enchilada.
02/22/14: Roar and Jump - Michelle Gardner performs dances in American Sign Language.
03/01/14: Smooth Moviementz - Smooth Movementz returns with a salute to the movies.
04/12/14: Lovers Dance Apart - "For Lovers Only" presents a lovers musical mashup.
04/19/14: Giter Brider Itzik & Better Off Without a Wife - The dulcet tones of Bryan Krasner.
04/26/14: Rhune Kincaid - Songs of love and doom.
05/03/14: Zachary Bernstein - Zach sings "I've Got My Eye on You" and "Crispy Crispy Clementine."
05/24/14: Devil Doll - Disturbing doings from Marz Richards.
05/24/14: An Encounter with Sates - Sates sings "Encounter."
07/05/14: Tribute to America - Smooth Movementz presents a July 4 weekend patriotic tribute.
07/19/14: Big Finish - A big finish as many of the Season 9 Nightcaps combine for one mega-Nightcap.
09/13/14: Maral Adams - Stand-up comedy from Maral Adams.
09/20/14: Mr. Snapper & Mr. Buddy Make Whoopee - Thoughts on the most important part of matrimony.
09/20/14: Mr. Snapper & Mr. Buddy Cowboy Up - An old cowhand on the Rio Grande.
09/27/14: Glen Frazier - Stand-up comic Glen Frazier.
10/04/14: Milo Martin - Utopian nihilist and master of poetry Milo Martin performs a new work.
10/11/14: Korey Simeone - A short history lesson about fiddle music.
10/25/14: Your Host, Birthday Clown - Birthday Clown performs Renfield's "Stuntshow."
01/31/15: Karl Herlinger & Little Joey's Dating Tips - Questionable advice.
02/21/15: Michelle Gardner - Lip-sync sign language dance.
02/28/15: Before Dawn - Musical duo from Austin, Texas.
03/07/15: For Lovers Only - "Thunderbass" - Another musical mashup from "For Lovers Only."
04/04/15: A Word From the Producers of 99 Seat Theater - We're in the money.
04/11/15: The Awesome Gentleman's Society - Gentrifying the hip-hops.
04/18/15: Zachary Bernstein & Friends & Enemies - A "No Scrubs" musical interlude.
04/25/15: Jeremy Gayhorse & Uni - Famed stallion Jeremy Gayhorse visits with insight and poetry.
05/02/15: Orange Blossom Special - Korey Simeone (fiddle), Ryan Johnson (keyboard) and Chris Novicki (drum).
05/16/15: Smooth TV Movementz - Smooth Movementz returns with their tribute to television.
09/20/15: The Radioactive Chickenheads - Punk band The Radioactive Chickenheads rock the Nightcap.
09/26/15: Tyler Tyler - The magic of Tyler Tyler.
10/03/15: Red Light District - Red Light District perform a stripped-down version of their music.
10/10/15: Korey Simeone - Maybe - Korey Simeone may or may not be our entertainment tonight.
11/21/15: Nikki Muller - The Cole Porter of vagina songs.
12/05/15: Dinah Steward - A jazzy "Ghostbusters" and an original song from this classy vocalist.
12/12/15: Ari Radousky's Game Show Thing - High-speed trivia, loud and lightning-fast! Can YOU keep up with Ari?
12/19/15: Smooth Movementz - They're back with a salute to one-hit wonders!
02/20/16: Einstein's Girl - Science and romance collide in this musical performance.
02/27/16: Brendan Sings Bowie - Brendan Hunt and Zachary Bernstein pay tribute to the Starman.
03/12/16: Smokey Miles - Three bespoke songs from the human alter-ego of cult-favorite Count Smokula.
04/16/16: Brandon McCulloch - Three songs from balladeer Brandon McCulloch.
10/08/16: Doa Oxford - Doa Oxford sings "Something You Got"
10/15/16: Nate Shelkey - Nate performs the seasonally appropriate "Halloween 1987."
10/22/16: les petits guignolers - in "La Petit Mort" (The Little Death).
10/29/16: SKULLDUGGERY: "Eight Phases" - A musical number from our mainstage show, a prequel to Hamlet.
11/12/16: R.J. Comer - The Gentleman Outlaw sings "Smothered," "Leave Your Light On" and "St. James Infirmary"
02/04/17: Host Segment: Victor Isaac - Handsome can't compensate for some things.
02/25/17: Michelle Gardner: "Creep" & "F*** You" - w/Rodnesha K. Green, Monica Greene & Cj Merriman.
04/08/17: Amir Levi w/Brenda Varda - Excerpts from Amir Levi's cabaret show, with Brenda Varda on keys.
04/15/17: Joe Hernandez-Kolski: "Letter to My Future Wife" - Award-winning Spoken word artist Joe H-K returns.
04/22/17: Ian Smith - Original music.
04/29/17: Tina B. - Spoken word artist Tina B.
05/06/17: Fire Chief Charlie - Local band Fire Chief Charlie perform "Boris" and "We On the Radio."

written by Michael Teoli
directed by Jaime Robledo
lyrics & music by Michael Teoli

5 Episodes
Original Run: 2 Episodes - 4
/25/09 - 5/2/09
Playoffs: 3 Episodes - 5/30/09 - 6/13/09

Step right up...


Lauren Nasman

The Girl (Ep. 1)
Bubble Girl (Cassandra) (Eps. 2-5)

Bianca Caruso

The Girl (Eps. 3-4)

Jennifer Fenten

Mina Van Winkle (Eps. 1-2)

Laura Sperrazza

Mina Van Winkle (Eps. 4-5)

Kat Bardot

Tina Van Winkle (Eps. 1-2 & 4-5)
Chorus (Ep. 3)

Joe Fria

Danny (Eps. 1-5)

Marz Richards

Lawyer (Ep. 1)
Vinchenzo (Eps. 1-2 & 4-5)
Chorus (Ep. 3)

Pat Towne

Craven Moon (Eps. 1-5)

Alyssa Preston

Geraldine (Eps. 1-2)
Fortune Teller (Eps. 1-5)

Jaime Robledo

Harlequin (Eps. 1-5)

Bryan Krasner

Jerry "The Gator Man" (Eps. 1-5)

Sarah Schweppe

Lenore (Eps. 1-3)

Ronald Keck

Torch (Eps. 2-5)

Michael Rachlis

Boy (Eps. 4-5)

Ken Roht

Abner (Ep. 5)

Janet Roston, Jenny Wu, Matt Valle
Sabrina Carmichael & Jennifer Fenten

Mannequin Chorus (Ep. 5)

Choreography by Janet Roston (Ep. 8)

fx makeup by Heather Hopkins (Ep. 8)

by C.M. Gonzalez

EPISODE ONE (4/25/09)

"Run, little girl... hide, little girl..."

Lauren Nasman as "The Girl."

The lawyer (Marz Richards) of a deceased carnival owner,
whose death was reportedly accidental, reads the will.

His sister Geraldine (Alyssa Preston) is grief stricken...
but recovers when told she's inherited her brother's fortune.

With his mother, Lenore (Sarah Schweppe), at his
side, son Danny (Joe Fria) waits to learn his share.

His full inheritance:  one ticket to the carnival.

There are new acts at the carnival, including Vinchenzo the magician (Marz Richards)
and the sexy siamese Van Winkle twins (Kat Bardot & Jennifer Fenten),
who are "A three way to go, what a show."

Creepy puppeteer Craven Moon (Pat Towne).

Craven Moon demonstrates his no-strings puppetry skills on the lifeless Harlequin (Jaime Robledo).

Danny confides in carnival barker Jerry, "The Gator Man" (Bryan Krasner)
that he believes his father's death was no accident,
and asks Jerry's help in investigating.

Left alone, the Harlequin jerks to life... and sings a warning.

EPISODE TWO (5/2/09)

"Welcome, Gentlemen..."

Torch (Ronald Keck) breathes flame.

Danny begins to ask questions, but the carnies won't tell him much.

The Van Winkle twins warn Craven Moon
that Danny's asking questions.

In letters to his mother, Danny says that a woman who was sawed in half
never returned... and there have been other dissapearances.

Danny consults the Fortune Teller (Alyssa Preston)  - and, with the other
carny folk gathered 'round, she fingers Danny as his own father's murderer!


The Girl (now played by Bianca Caruso) doesn't know how she got here.
Craven Moon chloroforms her as she begins to question what's happening.

"Why would I come back to this awful place to find out
who murdered my father if I was the one who killed him!?"

Lenore frets about her son's safety.

Torch tells Danny he knows the Bubble Girl (Lauren Nasman).  Her name is Cassandra,
and she and Danny grew up next door to each other... until her parents were murdered.

When Jerry doubts the Fortune Teller's powers, she points out that
she only said that Danny is a murderer... not who he killed.
And he hasn't killed anybody... yet.


The Van Winkle sister (played this week by Kat Bardot and Laura Sperrazza)
seduce Danny, and tell him that Vinchenzo holds a clue.

Meanwhile, Craven Moon and Vinchenzo put
their terrible plan for The Girl into motion.


Meanwhile, Danny inexplicably strangles Tina Van Winkle;
afterwards, he doesn't seem to understand why he did it.
The other carnies surround him, looking smug.

Photos by C.M. Gonzalez, plus stills taken from video by Suze Campagna

Mina grieves for her sister, the scar on her
side a permanent reminder of her absence.

Jerry is skeptical that Danny killed anybody,
but the other carnies warn him not to investigate.

Jerry is startled by a figure.  "You!  No... it can't be!"

Meanwhile, Danny wakes up in Craven Moon's tent
and learns the horrifying secret of his mannequins.

Dance of the Mannequins

Meanwhile, the figure was Danny's father Abner (Ken Roht), not dead at all.
But Jerry's about to be.  "You know about my accident?  You know too much!"