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CHRONICLES OF DICK
written by Chris Millar & Danielle Perrine
directed by Chris Millar

1 Episode
12/13/08

A day in the life of Richard Johnson, a Dildo who just can’t keep up.

CAST

Caleb Martin

Richard Johnson

Jeremy Aldridge

Narrator/Banker

David Mayes

Bartender

Laura Napoli

Skanky Hooker

Brandon Clark

New Dildo

Natasha Norman

Jane

Richard's Costume by Bree Archer

PHOTOS
by Aaron Francis


Dildo Richard Johnson (Caleb Martin) pours out his heart to the
bartender (David Mayes) while the Narrator (Jeremy Aldridge) sets the scene.


His girlfriend, Jane (Natasha Norman), was stolen
away by a fancy new dildo (Brandon Clark).


Down and out, he meets his new love (Laura Napoli) under inauspicious circumstances.


She, too, is stolen away by the new dildo.