CHRONICLES OF DICK
written by Chris Millar & Danielle Perrine
directed by Chris Millar
A day in the life of Richard Johnson, a Dildo who just
can’t keep up.
Costume by Bree Archer
Dildo Richard Johnson (Caleb Martin) pours out his heart to the
bartender (David Mayes) while the Narrator (Jeremy Aldridge)
sets the scene.
His girlfriend, Jane (Natasha Norman), was stolen
away by a fancy new dildo (Brandon Clark).
Down and out, he meets his new love (Laura Napoli) under
She, too, is stolen away by the new dildo.