THE CHRONICLES OF MERCURY
written by Paul Feldman
directed by Kevin Ward
Freddie's got superpowers!
by C.M. Gonzalez
Freddie Mercury (Chris Chauncey) rescues a lady (Andrea Walker)
from being mugged... and gives her an unexpected kiss.
"I thought you were gay. And dead."
"Don't be so coy, dear... we are all loving beings who love to
Yes, he's back! But how? He was sent by Heaven,
because the continued
success of American Idol threatens the existence of music
His stolen moustache is his anchor to the universe, the
source of all his powers. If it's destroyed, he goes too.
The moustache on his face is his spirit moustache - it's just
the IDEA of a moustache. His REAL moustache has been
...the Screaming Countess (Katie Ward), who wants to win on
However, her associates Mustafa (Derrick White) and Tahini (Bob
plot to steal the moustache for themselves and take over the