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THE CHRONICLES OF MERCURY
written by Paul Feldman
directed by Kevin Ward

1 Episode
2/21/09

Freddie's got superpowers!

CAST

Chris Chauncey

Freddie Mercury

Katie Ward

The Screeching Countess

Derrick White

Mustafa

Andrea Walker

Lady/Guard

Bob DeRosa

Mugger/Tahini

Jeff Hopkins

Schlotsky

Paul Feldman

Narrator

PHOTOS
by C.M. Gonzalez


Freddie Mercury (Chris Chauncey) rescues a lady (Andrea Walker)
from being mugged... and gives her an unexpected kiss.
"I thought you were gay. And dead."
"Don't be so coy, dear... we are all loving beings who love to be loved."


Yes, he's back!  But how?  He was sent by Heaven, because the continued
success of American Idol threatens the existence of music itself.


His stolen moustache is his anchor to the universe, the
source of all his powers. If it's destroyed, he goes too.
The moustache on his face is his spirit moustache - it's just
the IDEA of a moustache.  His REAL moustache has been stolen by...


...the Screaming Countess (Katie Ward), who wants to win on American Idol.


However, her associates Mustafa (Derrick White) and Tahini (Bob DeRosa)
plot to steal the moustache for themselves and take over the world!