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CLOSE THE NIGHTCAP and Other Miscellany      
10/27/07: A Halloween Song - a song by Richard Levinson
 4/05/08: An Easter Song - a song by Richard Levinson
07/12/08: Patrick Duffy Pays Tribute - Patrick Duffy pays tribute to fallen serials at the 3rd Annual Thurstys
07/12/08: The Proposal Song - a song at the 3rd Annual Thurstys becomes a real marriage proposal!
10/18/08: Biting Political Satire - a song by Richard Levinson
 2/21/09: High Five City - celebrations at our 100th episode
 4/04/09: All The Leaves Are Brown - Terry helps us pass time at vote count
 4/11/09: Dear Back Pain - Joe Hernandez-Kolski wites a breakup letter
 5/02/09: Klagdor & Keely - Klagdor the aspiring-actor robot auditions for "Louis & Keely"
 4/02/11: Send in the Carnies - a song by Richard Levinson
 5/28/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Bad Karma
 6/25/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Cannibal
10/08/11: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hell on Heels
 2/11/12: Elvis Prestello: Tramp the Dirt Down
 4/21/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Backstabber Lady
 6/09/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Do It Like a Dude
10/06/12: The Serial Killers Dancers: Promises
10/20/12: The Hip News: Vote Dizzy - The Hip News swings the election!
 2/23/13: The Serial Killers Dancers: Hey, Big Spender
 3/02/13: Bela Lugosi's Passion - Cabaret act For Lovers Only combines two great songs.
 4/27/13: The Serial Killers Dancers: Black Sheep
 7/13/13: Joe Dances Dirty - Joe Hernandez-Kolski talks about wanting to be Patrick Swayze
 7/20/13: The Engagement Dance of Walter Trey Perkins & Donnelle Fuller - Our second live-on-stage real-life proposal!
 9/28/13: Russell Sings - Cub Sinatra
10/19/13: Only a Lad - Marz Richards sings to round out your evening.
11/23/13: Karl and Little Joey - Karl describes an outrageous act to his pal Joey.
12/07/13: Karl and Little Joey Apologize - An abject Karl apologizes for last week's act.
12/14/13: Smooth Movementz - The dancing sensation that's sweeping the nation.
02/15/14: For Singles Only - Marz Richards will turn you into a lover.
02/08/14: Khan Khan - A musical number from China: The Whole Enchilada.
02/22/14: Roar and Jump - Michelle Gardner performs dances in American Sign Language.
03/01/14: Smooth Moviementz - Smooth Movementz returns with a salute to the movies.
04/12/14: Lovers Dance Apart - "For Lovers Only" presents a lovers musical mashup.
04/19/14: Giter Brider Itzik & Better Off Without a Wife - The dulcet tones of Bryan Krasner.
04/26/14: Rhune Kincaid - Songs of love and doom.
05/03/14: Zachary Bernstein - Zach sings "I've Got My Eye on You" and "Crispy Crispy Clementine."
05/24/14: Devil Doll - Disturbing doings from Marz Richards.
05/24/14: An Encounter with Sates - Sates sings "Encounter."
07/05/14: Tribute to America - Smooth Movementz presents a July 4 weekend patriotic tribute.
07/19/14: Big Finish - A big finish as many of the Season 9 Nightcaps combine for one mega-Nightcap.
09/13/14: Maral Adams - Stand-up comedy from Maral Adams.
09/20/14: Mr. Snapper & Mr. Buddy Make Whoopee - Thoughts on the most important part of matrimony.
09/20/14: Mr. Snapper & Mr. Buddy Cowboy Up - An old cowhand on the Rio Grande.
09/27/14: Glen Frazier - Stand-up comic Glen Frazier.
10/04/14: Milo Martin - Utopian nihilist and master of poetry Milo Martin performs a new work.
10/11/14: Korey Simeone - A short history lesson about fiddle music.
10/25/14: Your Host, Birthday Clown - Birthday Clown performs Renfield's "Stuntshow."
01/31/15: Karl Herlinger & Little Joey's Dating Tips - Questionable advice.
02/21/15: Michelle Gardner - Lip-sync sign language dance.
02/28/15: Before Dawn - Musical duo from Austin, Texas.
03/07/15: For Lovers Only - "Thunderbass" - Another musical mashup from "For Lovers Only."
04/04/15: A Word From the Producers of 99 Seat Theater - We're in the money.
04/11/15: The Awesome Gentleman's Society - Gentrifying the hip-hops.
04/18/15: Zachary Bernstein & Friends & Enemies - A "No Scrubs" musical interlude.
04/25/15: Jeremy Gayhorse & Uni - Famed stallion Jeremy Gayhorse visits with insight and poetry.
05/02/15: Orange Blossom Special - Korey Simeone (fiddle), Ryan Johnson (keyboard) and Chris Novicki (drum).
05/16/15: Smooth TV Movementz - Smooth Movementz returns with their tribute to television.
09/20/15: The Radioactive Chickenheads - Punk band The Radioactive Chickenheads rock the Nightcap.
09/26/15: Tyler Tyler - The magic of Tyler Tyler.
10/03/15: Red Light District - Red Light District perform a stripped-down version of their music.
10/10/15: Korey Simeone - Maybe - Korey Simeone may or may not be our entertainment tonight.
11/21/15: Nikki Muller - The Cole Porter of vagina songs.
12/05/15: Dinah Steward - A jazzy "Ghostbusters" and an original song from this classy vocalist.
12/12/15: Ari Radousky's Game Show Thing - High-speed trivia, loud and lightning-fast! Can YOU keep up with Ari?
12/19/15: Smooth Movementz - They're back with a salute to one-hit wonders!
02/20/16: Einstein's Girl - Science and romance collide in this musical performance.
02/27/16: Brendan Sings Bowie - Brendan Hunt and Zachary Bernstein pay tribute to the Starman.
03/12/16: Smokey Miles - Three bespoke songs from the human alter-ego of cult-favorite Count Smokula.
04/16/16: Brandon McCulloch - Three songs from balladeer Brandon McCulloch.
10/08/16: Doa Oxford - Doa Oxford sings "Something You Got"
10/15/16: Nate Shelkey - Nate performs the seasonally appropriate "Halloween 1987."
10/22/16: les petits guignolers - in "La Petit Mort" (The Little Death).
10/29/16: SKULLDUGGERY: "Eight Phases" - A musical number from our mainstage show, a prequel to Hamlet.
11/12/16: R.J. Comer - The Gentleman Outlaw sings "Smothered," "Leave Your Light On" and "St. James Infirmary"
02/04/17: Host Segment: Victor Isaac - Handsome can't compensate for some things.
02/25/17: Michelle Gardner: "Creep" & "F*** You" - w/Rodnesha K. Green, Monica Greene & Cj Merriman.
04/08/17: Amir Levi w/Brenda Varda - Excerpts from Amir Levi's cabaret show, with Brenda Varda on keys.
04/15/17: Joe Hernandez-Kolski: "Letter to My Future Wife" - Award-winning Spoken word artist Joe H-K returns.
04/22/17: Ian Smith - Original music.
04/29/17: Tina B. - Spoken word artist Tina B.
05/06/17: Fire Chief Charlie - Local band Fire Chief Charlie perform "Boris" and "We On the Radio."

written & directed by Sean Sweeney

5 Episodes
Original Run: 3 Episodes - 9
/20/08 - 10/4/08
Playoffs: 2 Episodes - 5/30/09 - 6/6/09

Where have all the Mommies and Daddies gone? A  crackerjack
Parade Magazine reporter and his beautiful modern-woman
fianc are about to find out, even if it kills them!


Kelsey Wedeen

Peggy (Ep. 1)
Peggy's Voice (Eps. 2-3)

Jaime Andrews

Peggy (Eps. 4-5)

Paul Byrne

Mike (Eps. 1-5)

Heather Klinke

Mary Beth (Eps. 1-3 & 5)

Carrie Wiita

Mary Beth (Ep. 4)

Peter Fluet

Atticus (Eps. 1-5)

Brenden Patterson

Jimmy (Eps. 1-5)

Joe Fontes

Dill (Eps. 1-5)

Sean Sweeney

Scout (Ep. 1)
Calpurnia (Eps. 2 & 5)
Dr. Radley (Ep. 3)

Jaime Robledo

Scout (Eps. 2-4)

Bryan Krasner

Hack Tate (Eps. 2-5)

Jaime Andrews

Mommie's Voice (Ep. 2)
Ms. Finch (Ep. 3)

Rebecca Larsen

Mrs. Dubose (Ep. 3)

Jeff Miller

Birthday Party Performer (Ep. 3)

Colin Willkie

Walter (Ep. 5)

by C.M. Gonzalez

EPISODE ONE (9/20/08)

Newly engaged couple Peggy (Kelsey Wedeen)
and Mike (Paul Byrne) as they unwittingly
begin their descent into hell.

At the motel after a beautiful morning of
fingering each other, just before the terror begins.

They swerve to avoid a child in the
road, and Mike breaks his leg.

Little Mary Beth (Heather Klinke) will take Peggy to
the "other mommies," who are in the "Cave of Fire" -
but she can't tell Atticus and the tribe.

Meeting Mary Beth

Atticus (Peter Fluet) is told by the others (Sean Sweeney,
Brendan Patterson & Joe Fontz) that Mary Beth is coming
with more mommies.  "Yummy!"  shouts Atticus.
"Yummy yummy yummy in my tummy!"

EPISODE TWO (9/27/08)

A wounded Mike hikes off to find help.

Mary Beth has tricked Peggy into falling into a pit.
The others will never call her "Mary Barf" again!

Atticus forces Calpurnia (Sean Sweeney) to drop his britches.
Calpurnia has the weiner fuzz.  He's becoming a grown-up.
And what do they do with grown-ups?  KILL THEM.

Hack Tate (Bryan Krasner) stumbles through the
forest, making a terrified escape from the tribe.
His son killed his wife.

He meets up with Mike.  Hack's a veterinarian, and
helps Mike with his leg - and gives him a horse pill.

Atticus remembers why he hates grown-ups:
"They're ugly and they're stupid!"
Memories of being sent to bed without cake dance in his head... as do memories
of the time he caught his father in the bedroom playing with his mother's boobies.

Mike insists on going to rescue Peggy.  Tate warns him he'll die
if he walks on that leg.  There's only one alternative.

Atticus stuns the tribe when he decides not to kill Peggy.
Instead, he's going to marry her.  And then play
with her boobies in private in the bedroom.


Dr. Radley (Sean Sweeney) and Mary Beth's mother,
Mrs. Dubose (Rebecca Larsen) observe Mary Beth's increasingly odd behavior.

After a class trip to observe the local nuclear power plant,
Mary Beth tells her teacher, Ms. Finch (Jaime Andrews)
that she may not survive tonight's schoot pageant.

Hack Tate, who is Atticus' father, attempts to
explain the birds and the bees to his traumatized child.

Mary Beth kills Dr. Radley and her mother.

The adults are rounded up as Atticus announces his
plan for a new city without any stinky grown-ups.


Peggy (now played by Jaime Andrews) in the pit, recalling
the horrific events that have led her to this pass.
In other worlds, this was a recap episode.

Mary Beth (played this week by Carrie Wiita).

"You know... it comes with the Sunday paper."


As Mary Beth led Peggy to the pit, Peggy was caught up in memories
of how she met Mike, when he came into her pretzel eatery.  She was
thinking of him with mustard all over his face when she fell into the pit.

Peggy's horror gives way to madness.  "I don't even know who I am any more!
What's my name? I don't remember. What am I thinking? I don't know! ...Atticus!
Yes!  Come, my beloved! Atticus! Come do naughty things to my boobies!"